My First Wife Fight, Yay!

[Big Papa Santo]

So...um, yeah. Today me and my wife were talking about something sports-related. It started off light, but then we (In a joking manner) Started calling eachother names. Stuff like, "Fool, Blank could whip Blanks ass in a boxing match", and well as usual, my wife didnt know anything at all about the subject. So I when on a rant about boxing and at the end said, "You uneducated wanker". She stormed out and hasnt talked to me since. I never knew wanker was such a harsh word, Hell in what context do you British people use it? Oh, and GSB. I think I'm more fucked than with my mayonaisse problem.

 

[Moon Knight]

Smooth move jackass. And everybody is a wanker.

 

[shattered dreams]

Until you get her to throw something at you consider me unimpressed.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Just fucking leave her. Trust me, it'll be worth it.

 

[JWGunslinger]

But seriously, your go to insult was Wanker? Just call her a stupid bitch, gets the job done without her hating you as much.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

She is clearly ashamed of the hand jobs that she has given in her life. She may also still be a little bit post-partem (sp?).

Lessons learned:

1. Being a new mom is tough.
2. There are few women that you should talk sports with (Hanna Storm, Erin Andrews and Mustang Sally are the only exceptions).
3. Calling a woman a wanker may offend but calling a woman a ********er is a death sentence.
4. Excess mayonnaise can make a satisfactory lubricant when you are in a pinch.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Take it out on your kid

 

[Death Before Disco]

I agree with Shattered Dreams, objects need to be thrown. Bonus points if pets are thrown. Nonetheless, welcome to the club.

 

[justinsayne]

I'm betting it had more to do with you calling her uneducated, than it did calling her a wanker.

 

[Big Papa Santo]

I'm betting it had more to do with you calling her uneducated, than it did calling her a wanker.

Me too.

 

[Chess]

My guess is you calling her a wanker will lead to you becoming a real wanker for a while.

How exactly does she flick the clit in an uneducated manner?

 

[The Dragon Saga]

But seriously, your go to insult was Wanker? Just call her a stupid bitch, gets the job done without her hating you as much.

Cunt.

Gets the job done, every time.

 

[Big Papa Santo]

Cunt.

Gets the job done, every time.

Thank you sensei, note taken.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

This, this place...

 

[Loveless]

You got into a fight with your wife over sports. SPORTS. You're both stupid wankers.

If that seems harsh it's because I've had a very tough week with my woman, having massive arguments over stuff that actually matters.

 

[Big Papa Santo]

EDIT: She has forgiven me, all is well in the kingdom of Sant........My baby just shit its diaper. Scratch that, there are still dark days ahead for the kingdom of Santo.

 

[nightmare]

I was expecting a thread about 2 soccer moms fighting half naked in jello surrounded by a cage. I was way off. I chalk it up to misleading thread titles.

 

[Aeon Mathix]

Can't blame her. Blank could never whip Blank's ass.

 

[Pera]

So I'm presuming this is your first go at make up sex?

This should then be a congratulatory thread.

 

[Wicked Valentine]

Never go on a rant when a woman doesn't know certain things about a certain subject. That's how you end up on the couch.

But anyway good luck with the angry make up sex!