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Ring of Honor will be leaving Destination America for Comet TV on December 2.
Monday Night Raw
Date: November 16, 2015
Location: Bon Secours Wellness Arena, Greenville, South Carolina
Commentators: John Bradshaw Layfield, Byron Saxton, Michael Cole
It's all about the tournament again tonight with the four quarterfinals leading in to Sunday's Survivor Series. We might also get some more about the Authority recruiting Reigns to the dark side. Other than that we should find out some more of the card as very few of the matches have been announced yet. Let's get to it.
The roster stands on the stage in a moment of silence for the victims of the terrorist attacks in Paris. Nothing wrong with that.
Opening sequence.
Recap of the tournament and the quarterfinal matches.
We've got druids to open things up, followed by the Brothers of Destruction. Undertaker talks about how no one can take away their souls (Yeah what was up with that? Did the Wyatts take their souls or whatever and then just let them go?). Kane has a place prepared for the Wyatts to suffer in the fire. Undertaker says Bray can select the two members for the sacrifice because they will never rest in peace.
Cue the Wyatts so Bray can talk about twenty five years being long enough. He is the one to take down the brothers and the creatures of the night are his. The lights go out again but the Wyatts are still there. The druids are now in sheep masks and charge the ring, only to be easily beaten down. Undertaker waves the Wyatts down but Bray stops them. This would work so much better if I thought the Wyatts had any chance.
WWE World Title Tournament Quarterfinals: Neville vs. Kevin Owens
Non-title. Neville works on the arm to start but gets caught in a headlock. Back up and the threat of the Red Arrow sends Owens running so Neville drops him with a top rope moonsault. Back from a break with Owens running Neville over and slapping on a chinlock. Neville tries to speed things up and flips to the apron (this guy's balance is insane), only to eat a superkick (that's one) for a nine count. Owens gets two more off a gutbuster but misses a charge in the corner and gets caught in a snap German suplex.
The middle rope Phoenix splash (You should not be able to do that. Like, no one should.) gives Neville two but Owens shakes the ropes to break up the Red Arrow. The Pop Up Powerbomb is countered into a superkick (that's two) and a reverse hurricanrana for a very close two. Neville has to bail out of the Red Arrow again and it's the Pop Up Powerbomb to send Owens to Survivor Series at 10:46.
We look at Paige debuting the night after Wrestlemania XXX and winning the Divas Title, which is her claim to starting the Divas Revolution.
HHH and Kevin Owens shake hands in the back while talking about something we can't hear.
Clip of Reigns beating Big Show last week.
Update on Rollins' knee injury.
Tyler Breeze vs. R-Truth
Truth slams him down to start and does a little dance before dropping a leg for two. Another suplex puts Tyler into the corner and we stop for some lip balm. It seems to work as Tyler cranks on a half crab for a bit, only to have Truth fight up with that sitout gordbuster. The two kicks set up another gordbuster but the Beauty Shot puts Truth away at 4:10.
WWE World Title Tournament Quarterfinals: Dolph Ziggler vs. Dean Ambrose
The winner gets Owens. Feeling out process to start with both guys working on the arm until it's a standoff. Dean tries Dirty Deeds but Ziggler gets away because it's way too early. The announcers talk about how the champ is going to be on various talk shows because that's what we're still supposed to believe.
Ziggler takes him down and puts on a surfboard followed by a cravate into a rollup for two. A nice dropkick staggers Dean and a backbreaker does the same to Ziggler. Dean grabs a half crab of his own for all of ten seconds before going with the top rope standing elbow drop. Ziggler's sleeper doesn't go anywhere so he settles for two off a sunset flip. Dirty Deeds is broken up again and they cross body each other. Both guys go up top and fall out to the floor as we take a break.
Back with Ziggler getting two off a Fameasser. He loads up a superkick (Cole: Looking to pay homage to Shawn Michaels! If that's the case then Shawn is now the world's fourth largest religion.) but has to settle for a sleeper instead, which Dean counters into the rebound lariat for two. Dean's small package and Ziggler's superkick (that's three) get near falls each. Back up and Ambrose slugs away until he gets rolled up for two, only to come back with Dirty Deeds to advance at 16:47.
Post match Dean says he's turning the place upside down if he wins. No more suits, more pyro, less talking, we'll replace Michael Cole with a fish tank and have breakfast for dinner.
We look at Stephanie McMahon starting the Divas Revolution four months ago. So why are they still arguing about who started it? And can we please never see this again? That would be nice.
Here's New Day to say we should be talking about the one year anniversary of the New Day. They didn't get an invite to the Tonight Show or a chance to be on Sportscenter. Woods brings up Jey's shoulder injury and Big E. has a little impression. Big E.: WHEN I SAY US, YOU SAY OW! As for Ryback, don't let him drag you down into the much of negativity because NEW DAY ROCKS.
New Day vs. Ryback/Usos
Jey and Woods start things off while Cole tells us about Kevin Owens and Melissa Joan Hart feuding on Twitter. After some dives from the Usos, Jey gets caught in the Unicorn Stampede as Woods plays the trombone. Now it's off to a discussion of Patrick Swayze movies as Big E. gets two off the Warrior Splash. There's the abdominal stretch to put Jey in more trouble before it's off to Kofi for a middle rope stomp. Jey gets over for the tag but the referee didn't see it (now there's an old trope I'd like to see make a comeback). Ryback comes in anyway and cleans house, eventually shoving the referee for the DQ at 5:49.
Post match New Day is dispatched, including a double superkick from the Usos (that's four and five).
Clip of Charlotte winning the Divas Title from Nikki Bella. They're pushing the heck out of the contract signing later.
HHH suggests that it might be time for Cesaro to grab the brass ring. He'll be watching to see if Cesaro takes that next big step tonight. Hey stop laughing. It could.....I mean it's possible......who am I kidding.
Here's Roman Reigns to ask if the Roman Empire is here tonight. He recaps HHH's offer and says he thought it it very hard, but he'll never sell out. The road is going to get harder but it ends with him as WWE World Champion. Believe that.
WWE World Title Tournament Quarterfinals: Roman Reigns vs. Cesaro
Cesaro takes Reigns into the corner to start but lets go with a clean break. A top wristlock doesn't get Cesaro anywhere so Reigns puts him on the top, only to have Cesaro cartwheel off. Cesaro gutwrench suplexes him for two as JBL talks about the Buffalo Bills losing all the time back in the day. Reigns misses the running clothesline and the springboard spinning uppercut (that always looks great) drops him again. Things get even worse for Roman as he's sent shoulder first into the post, followed by a running uppercut against the barricade as we take a break.
Back with Reigns being thrown to the floor but Cesaro gets kicked in the face. Reigns takes him inside and slugs away with the bad arm, only to have the apron kick caught and countered into the Cesaro Swing. Cesaro takes him over into the Sharpshooter and then the Crossface on the bad arm. That's still not enough to beat Reigns as he powers up into a Samoan drop for two. A backdrop sends Cesaro over the top and he goes elbow first onto the apron.
Back in and Reigns fires off clotheslines with the bad arm until Cesaro punches the arm away. So Cesaro's fist is much harder than his chest. Cesaro grabs the arm but gets lifted up into a sitout powerbomb for two. The Superman Punch is countered into Swiss Death for two more as these near falls are getting nuts. Cesaro loads up the apron superplex but Reigns escapes and hits a quick Superman Punch. Back in and the spear is blocked by another uppercut. The Neutralizer is countered but Cesaro grabs a backslide, only to take the Superman Punch and the spear to send Reigns to Survivor Series at 20:24.
Clip of Paige turning on Charlotte. So is the contract signing closing the show? Really?
In Memory of Nick Bockwinkel graphic, with thirty five minutes to go in the show.
Dudley Boyz vs. Ascension
Viktor grabs a headlock on Bubba to start and gets kicked in the face for his efforts. Bubba gets taken into the corner for some right hands from Konnor, who is quickly put down with a Rock Bottom. The hot tag brings in D-Von and the 3D puts Viktor away at 3:13.
Colter brags about how awesome MexAmerica is because it has no crime or taxes. HHH comes up and suggests Del Rio could be more than he is now.
WWE World Title Tournament Quarterfinals: Kalisto vs. Alberto Del Rio
Non-title. Kalisto says flukes don't happen when you're fighting for your dreams. Del Rio starts fast in the corner but misses a charge to the floor, allowing Kalisto to snap off a hurricanrana from the apron. Back with Alberto getting two off a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker and tying Kalisto in the Tree of Woe.
Alberto rips at the mask and stomps away, only to miss a charge into the post (popular mistake tonight). Kalisto hits his corkscrew cross body and the hurricanrana driver for two but the Salida Del Sol is countered with Del Rio dropping him on the top rope. Del Rio gets him in the Tree of Woe for the double stomp to go to the semi-finals at 10:26.
Here are the semi-finals.
Roman Reigns
Alberto Del Rio
Kevin Owens
Dean Ambrose
It's time for the contract signing, which is actually the closing segment. Cole asks where this friendship went wrong. Paige says there is no friendship and she'll prove it on Sunday. Charlotte asks what happened to Paige because they started off cut out from the same mold. She even wanted to be like Paige when she got here. Charlotte got into the business because of her brother, who isn't alive to see her success.
She starts to cry so Paige makes fun of her as a heel should. Paige rips on the idea of PCB because she didn't need them anymore. Charlotte isn't going to be champion forever but when she loses the title it won't be to someone like Paige. A brawl is about to start when Paige rips on Ric for not being here and being way over the hill.
Paige brings up Charlotte's brother again and the fight is on with Charlotte taking it to the floor and beating Paige down. They get back in and Paige throws a table at her before they brawl in the corner again. The crowd is mostly dead for all of this and that's not a good sign. They're finally pulled apart and stare at each other to end the show. Charlotte was in WAY over her head here as she just isn't ready to do this kind of talking and it showed badly. They tried something new here and it's really hard to call it anything but a failure.
Results
Kevin Owens b. Neville Pop Up Powerbomb
Tyler Breeze b. R-Truth Beauty Shot
Dean Ambrose b. Dolph Ziggler Dirty Deeds
New Day b. Ryback/Usos via DQ when Ryback shoved the referee
Roman Reigns b. Cesaro Spear
Dudley Boyz b. Ascension 3D to Viktor
Alberto Del Rio b. Kalisto Top rope double stomp
Tuesday
Nothing.
Wednesday
NXT
Date: November 18, 2015
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: Rich Brennan, Corey Graves, Byron Saxton
It's another title defense this week as Bayley is already defending the Women's Title against Alexa Bliss. This was expected to be one of the big Takeover matches so it should be interesting to see where they go for the title at the show in London. Eva Marie and Nia Jax are hanging around as well. Let's get to it.
Opening sequence.
Nia Jax vs. Carmella
Carmella goes right after her with forearms to the face but gets caught in a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Nia: Hi Carmella, how you doing? A bearhug has Carmella in trouble but she counters with a quick guillotine choke. Some dropkicks stagger Jax but she counters a hurricanrana into a spinebuster, followed by the legdrop to put Carmella away at 2:48.
Alexa Bliss says her hands are fine from carrying around Bayley's Women's Title but now her ears are hurting from hearing about that Iron Man match. Yeah Bayley won now stop talking about it. It's her time now, but her rant is cut off by a referee who says Blake and Murphy will be banned from ringside.
Ascension vs. Jason Jordan/Chad Gable
Viktor and Gable start but all four quickly come in for a standoff. We settle down to Jordan vs. Konnor for the power battle. Jordan gets him into the corner and it's a series of rotating shoulders to Konnor's ribs, followed by a double northern lights suplex for two. Konnor comes right back by powering Gable into the corner for a bunch of hard stomps.
A chinlock keeps Gable in trouble but he fights up and backdrops Viktor to the floor, allowing for the tag off to Jordan. House is quickly cleaned and the straps come down for a suplex on Viktor. Everything breaks down and Viktor's middle rope knee gets two on Jason as Chad and Konnor fight on the floor. Gable drops Konnor with a flip dive off the apron and the Grand Amplitude (such an awesome name) puts Viktor away at 6:12.
Video on Bayley vs. Bliss, showcasing the basic difference in their personalities.
Bayley says keeping the title is just as hard as winning it in the first place. Tonight Bliss is learning a wrestling lesson from the last Horsewoman. Bliss is going to find out what it means to respect this title and Bayley herself.
Emma vs. Mary Kate
Mary Kate used to be known as Rosie Lottalove but has dropped probably 120lbs to get down to a much more reasonable look. She runs Emma over to start but Emma trips her up and stands on the hair. Some choking on the ropes and rams into the buckle have Mary Kate in more trouble and the Emma Lock is good for the submission at 3:12.
We recap Baron Corbin vs. Apollo Crews.
Corbin challenges Crews for a match at Takeover.
Scott Dawson/Dash Wilder vs. Corey Hollis/John Skylar
Non-title. The Vaudevillains will be getting their rematch next week. Hollis gets caught in the wrong corner to start and the champs go after his knee. Dawson takes him down with a dragon screw leg whip and it's off to Dawson to crank on the knee even more. There's a knee crusher and the champs pull on the leg to continue their Andersons style. Graves gets in a great line about Dawson and Wilder: No flips, just fists. The third knee crusher of the match keeps Hollis in trouble but he kicks Dawson away and makes the tag to Skylar who walks right into the Shatter Machine for the pin at 5:08.
Dana Brooke interrupts an Asuka interview to challenge for a rematch. Asuka takes off her mask and gives a disturbing yes. The interviewer and Asuka leave and Emma comes in to be all evil about some plan they have.
Samoa Joe isn't here tonight because William Regal is worried that Finn Balor is going to screw up the London main event. Next week they sign the contract.
Women's Title: Alexa Bliss vs. Bayley
Bayley is defending and the HEY! WE WANT SOME BAYLEY! chants start during the big match intros. Bayley throws her into the corner and stomps Bliss down to start, sending Bliss outside for a breather. A quick bulldog gets two for the champ and she cranks on Bliss' arms a bit. The fans try some dueling chants but Bliss' support isn't the strongest. They head outside with Bayley going face first into the apron as we take a break.
Back with Bliss working on the arm and the fans chanting BOO/YAY with nothing really happening. Bliss starts going after the hand (which really should be better by now) but Bayley fights up with running ax handles. Alexa takes her right back down and moonsaults into double knees to the ribs. The Sparkle Splash is broken up with a powerslam for two but Bayley's arm is starting to give out again. The running elbows in the corner stagger Alexa until she comes out with a sunset flip for two. Frustration sets in for Bliss, allowing Bayley to grab the Bayley to Belly for the pin at 11:47.
Post match here's Eva Marie and my goodness this crowd hates her. She has to tell them to stop booing over and over to get her challenge out. I can't wait to see how they word this on Total Divas to make Eva out to be some innocent victim. The title match seems to be next week, giving us a rare double title defense.
Results
Nia Jax b. Carmella Legdrop
Chad Gable/Jason Jordan b. Ascension Grand Amplitude to Viktor
Emma b. Mary Kate Emma Lock
Bayley b. Alexa Bliss Bayley to Belly
Impact Wrestling
Date: November 18, 2015
Location: Impact Zone, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: D'Angelo Dinero, Josh Matthews
We're getting closer to the end of the preliminaries and you can see most of the winners from here. It should make things a lot more interesting now that some people are eliminated and we can get down to the real contenders instead of pretending that so many people with no chance are still alive. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of last week and a preview of this week.
The announcers recap everyone who has already advanced.
Group Knockouts: Brooke vs. Awesome Kong
The winner advances. Brooke goes after her to start but Kong goes after her broken hand. Kong pulls Brooke up by the hand and then punches her down as this is one sided so far. The Implant Buster is broken up and Brooke tries a choke, only to be set away with ease. A low facebuster gets two on Kong but she grabs Brooke off the top for an AA. Brooke avoids a splash and the Butterface Maker gets two more. For some reason Brooke tries a suplex, earning herself a chokeslam to send Kong to the round of 16 at 6:13.
Group Knockouts
Gail Kim 6 points (0 matches remaining)
Awesome Kong 6 points (0 matches remaining)
Brooke 3 points (0 matches remaining)
Madison Rayne 3 points (0 matches remaining)
We get a sitdown interview with Matt Hardy and Ethan Carter III (in separate locations). Matt brags about sweeping the Tag Team Specialists group which has the top talent in the world right now. Carter says if Matt was as great as he thinks he is, he would be in a real group like Group Champions. Instead Matt is navel lint and this series doesn't end until Ethan wins.
Matt wants Ethan in the round of sixteen because he took away the greatest night of Matt's career. Now Matt wants to take everything away from Carter, starting with that undefeated streak. Carter doesn't care what round he meets Matt in because it's a guaranteed victory. Ethan yells about Matt a lot and walks out of the interview.
Eric Young says James Storm would be better off not showing up tonight because Storm is a shadow of his former self.
Back from a break and we see the end of the interview again. We'll hear more from both later.
Group X-Division: Manik vs. Tigre Uno
If Tigre wins, it's a three way tie with Manik and DJZ, forcing a playoff. Tigre takes him down with a dive to start but Manik rolls away to avoid a second one. What looks like an Asai moonsault is broken up and Manik suplexes him on the ramp. Back in and Manik goes for the mask, followed by three straight suplexes for two.
Manik cranks on the arm as the announcers actually bring up the X-Division Title, which has now gone well over a month without being defended, just like every other title in this company. Tigre avoids a swanton but walks into a wheelbarrow gutbuster for two. Uno slams him back down and a quick split legged corkscrew moonsault out of the corner gives Tigre the pin at 7:00.
Group X-Division
DJZ 6 points (0 matches remaining)
Manik 6 points (0 matches remaining)
Tigre Uno 6 points (0 matches remaining)
Mandrews 0 points (0 matches remaining)
Video on Group TNA Originals.
Next week it is indeed a triple threat but under elimination rules. So we have a double elimination match in the playoff of the round robin tournament to advance to the round of sixteen in the knockout tournament. YOU THINK THIS MIGHT BE A BIT OVERBOOKED???
Pope and Josh play that bubble burst game.
Roode says he'll do whatever it takes to win.
Group TNA Originals: James Storm vs. Eric Young
Winner advances. Young attacks Storm during the recap videos and we take a break ten seconds in. Dang it stop doing that! Back with Young in full control and stomping away. We hit a neck crank and chinlock for a bit on Storm until he comes back with an enziguri and Closing Time.
Storm is wrestling like a face here because the whole trying to kill Mickie James is forgettable. No really, that story didn't have any staying power and Mickie was fine in like a week. The piledriver and the Eye of the Storm are both broken up and but a quick ref bump allows Young to kick Storm low. A piledriver sends Young to the round of sixteen at 10:16.
Group TNA Originals
Eric Young 6 points (0 matches remaining)
Abyss 3 points (1 match remaining)
Bobby Roode 3 points (1 match remaining)
James Storm 3 points (0 matches remaining)
Preview of next week's matches.
More with Matt Hardy as he talks about proving haters wrong, which he can't wait to do to Ethan. He's going to win the feud with Ethan no matter what it takes and win the World Title as a bonus. Matt vacated the title so we could proceed with business as normal. Yeah because going the better part of three months with one story and nothing but a massive tournament is normal.
Finally, he picks Roode tonight and would love to face him in the future. This has been your weekly reminder that Matt Hardy is the most interesting wrestler in the world and he's a former World Champion and he got screwed out of the title and he WILL NOT DIE, no matter what people think. Except for TNA who will forget him when Jeff is back.
Group Wild Card: Aiden O'Shea vs. Mahabali Shera
The taped schedule rears its ugly head again as Shera has gone from all serious in his recent interviews to the dancer again here. Shera does his dancing to start before grabbing a headlock which O'Shea needs the rope to break. Off a headlock? O'Shea stomps him down in the corner but stops for some shadow boxing. More punches actually connect with Shera but he slams O'Shea off the top. Aiden misses another right hand and the Sky High gives Shera a sweep of the group at 4:51.
Group Wild Card
Mahabali Shera 9 points (0 matches remaining)
Aiden O'Shea 3 points (0 matches remaining)
Kenny King 3 points (1 match remaining)
Crazzy Steve 0 points (1 match remaining)
Group Future 4: Eli Drake vs. Crimson
Crimson throws him down to start and grabs a chinlock inside the first minute. Drake sends him shoulder first into the post for two, followed by a flying armbar for one. The match is dull enough that Ethan Carter III interrupts for his interview but then storms off when it's not his time. Crimson fights up with some ax handles to the face, only to have his bad arm snapped across the top rope. A shoulder breaker from Eli sets up a standing armbar.....for the submission at 5:16. I didn't see that one coming.
Group Future 4
Eli Drake 7 points (0 matches remaining)
Micah 4 points (1 match remaining)
Jesse Godderz 3 points (1 match remaining)
Crimson 0 points (0 matches remaining)
Ethan Carter III is STILL talking about Matt Hardy because much like Matt, this feud WILL NOT DIE, even if people stopped caring a long time ago. Carter wants to beat Matt in any round and promises to win the title back because he's still undefeated.
We recap the night so far.
Pope picks his winners for next week.
Group TNA Originals: Bobby Roode vs. Abyss
Winner advances. The threat of a chokeslam has Roode in early trouble but he fires off some running clotheslines. Abyss shows him how to do a clothesline but still can't get the chokeslam. He settles for a big side slam and we take a break. Back with Abyss clotheslining him to the floor and wedging a chair into the corner. Pope accurately says this never works out as Abyss runs Roode over again and puts on a neck crank.
We're under five minutes to go as Roode fights up and scores with a clothesline. A Blockbuster gets two for Roode and he sends Abyss arm first into the chair. The Crossface has Abyss in trouble but he makes the ropes in a hurry. Abyss scores with a chokeslam for two and it's Janice time. As is the case EVERY SINGLE TIME, it gets stuck in the turnbuckle, setting up a spinebuster from Roode for the pin at 13:15.
Group TNA Originals
Eric Young 6 points (0 matches remaining)
Bobby Roode 6 points (0 matches remaining)
Abyss 3 points (0 matches remaining)
James Storm 3 points (0 matches remaining)
Results
Awesome Kong b. Brooke Chokeslam
Manik b. Tigre Uno Split legged corkscrew moonsault
Eric Young b. James Storm Piledriver
Mahabali Shera b. Aiden O'Shea Sky High
Eli Drake b. Crimson Standing armbar
Bobby Roode b. Abyss Spinebuster
Ring of Honor will be leaving Destination America for Comet TV on December 2.
Monday Night Raw
Date: November 16, 2015
Location: Bon Secours Wellness Arena, Greenville, South Carolina
Commentators: John Bradshaw Layfield, Byron Saxton, Michael Cole
It's all about the tournament again tonight with the four quarterfinals leading in to Sunday's Survivor Series. We might also get some more about the Authority recruiting Reigns to the dark side. Other than that we should find out some more of the card as very few of the matches have been announced yet. Let's get to it.
The roster stands on the stage in a moment of silence for the victims of the terrorist attacks in Paris. Nothing wrong with that.
Opening sequence.
Recap of the tournament and the quarterfinal matches.
We've got druids to open things up, followed by the Brothers of Destruction. Undertaker talks about how no one can take away their souls (Yeah what was up with that? Did the Wyatts take their souls or whatever and then just let them go?). Kane has a place prepared for the Wyatts to suffer in the fire. Undertaker says Bray can select the two members for the sacrifice because they will never rest in peace.
Cue the Wyatts so Bray can talk about twenty five years being long enough. He is the one to take down the brothers and the creatures of the night are his. The lights go out again but the Wyatts are still there. The druids are now in sheep masks and charge the ring, only to be easily beaten down. Undertaker waves the Wyatts down but Bray stops them. This would work so much better if I thought the Wyatts had any chance.
WWE World Title Tournament Quarterfinals: Neville vs. Kevin Owens
Non-title. Neville works on the arm to start but gets caught in a headlock. Back up and the threat of the Red Arrow sends Owens running so Neville drops him with a top rope moonsault. Back from a break with Owens running Neville over and slapping on a chinlock. Neville tries to speed things up and flips to the apron (this guy's balance is insane), only to eat a superkick (that's one) for a nine count. Owens gets two more off a gutbuster but misses a charge in the corner and gets caught in a snap German suplex.
The middle rope Phoenix splash (You should not be able to do that. Like, no one should.) gives Neville two but Owens shakes the ropes to break up the Red Arrow. The Pop Up Powerbomb is countered into a superkick (that's two) and a reverse hurricanrana for a very close two. Neville has to bail out of the Red Arrow again and it's the Pop Up Powerbomb to send Owens to Survivor Series at 10:46.
We look at Paige debuting the night after Wrestlemania XXX and winning the Divas Title, which is her claim to starting the Divas Revolution.
HHH and Kevin Owens shake hands in the back while talking about something we can't hear.
Clip of Reigns beating Big Show last week.
Update on Rollins' knee injury.
Tyler Breeze vs. R-Truth
Truth slams him down to start and does a little dance before dropping a leg for two. Another suplex puts Tyler into the corner and we stop for some lip balm. It seems to work as Tyler cranks on a half crab for a bit, only to have Truth fight up with that sitout gordbuster. The two kicks set up another gordbuster but the Beauty Shot puts Truth away at 4:10.
WWE World Title Tournament Quarterfinals: Dolph Ziggler vs. Dean Ambrose
The winner gets Owens. Feeling out process to start with both guys working on the arm until it's a standoff. Dean tries Dirty Deeds but Ziggler gets away because it's way too early. The announcers talk about how the champ is going to be on various talk shows because that's what we're still supposed to believe.
Ziggler takes him down and puts on a surfboard followed by a cravate into a rollup for two. A nice dropkick staggers Dean and a backbreaker does the same to Ziggler. Dean grabs a half crab of his own for all of ten seconds before going with the top rope standing elbow drop. Ziggler's sleeper doesn't go anywhere so he settles for two off a sunset flip. Dirty Deeds is broken up again and they cross body each other. Both guys go up top and fall out to the floor as we take a break.
Back with Ziggler getting two off a Fameasser. He loads up a superkick (Cole: Looking to pay homage to Shawn Michaels! If that's the case then Shawn is now the world's fourth largest religion.) but has to settle for a sleeper instead, which Dean counters into the rebound lariat for two. Dean's small package and Ziggler's superkick (that's three) get near falls each. Back up and Ambrose slugs away until he gets rolled up for two, only to come back with Dirty Deeds to advance at 16:47.
Post match Dean says he's turning the place upside down if he wins. No more suits, more pyro, less talking, we'll replace Michael Cole with a fish tank and have breakfast for dinner.
We look at Stephanie McMahon starting the Divas Revolution four months ago. So why are they still arguing about who started it? And can we please never see this again? That would be nice.
Here's New Day to say we should be talking about the one year anniversary of the New Day. They didn't get an invite to the Tonight Show or a chance to be on Sportscenter. Woods brings up Jey's shoulder injury and Big E. has a little impression. Big E.: WHEN I SAY US, YOU SAY OW! As for Ryback, don't let him drag you down into the much of negativity because NEW DAY ROCKS.
New Day vs. Ryback/Usos
Jey and Woods start things off while Cole tells us about Kevin Owens and Melissa Joan Hart feuding on Twitter. After some dives from the Usos, Jey gets caught in the Unicorn Stampede as Woods plays the trombone. Now it's off to a discussion of Patrick Swayze movies as Big E. gets two off the Warrior Splash. There's the abdominal stretch to put Jey in more trouble before it's off to Kofi for a middle rope stomp. Jey gets over for the tag but the referee didn't see it (now there's an old trope I'd like to see make a comeback). Ryback comes in anyway and cleans house, eventually shoving the referee for the DQ at 5:49.
Post match New Day is dispatched, including a double superkick from the Usos (that's four and five).
Clip of Charlotte winning the Divas Title from Nikki Bella. They're pushing the heck out of the contract signing later.
HHH suggests that it might be time for Cesaro to grab the brass ring. He'll be watching to see if Cesaro takes that next big step tonight. Hey stop laughing. It could.....I mean it's possible......who am I kidding.
Here's Roman Reigns to ask if the Roman Empire is here tonight. He recaps HHH's offer and says he thought it it very hard, but he'll never sell out. The road is going to get harder but it ends with him as WWE World Champion. Believe that.
WWE World Title Tournament Quarterfinals: Roman Reigns vs. Cesaro
Cesaro takes Reigns into the corner to start but lets go with a clean break. A top wristlock doesn't get Cesaro anywhere so Reigns puts him on the top, only to have Cesaro cartwheel off. Cesaro gutwrench suplexes him for two as JBL talks about the Buffalo Bills losing all the time back in the day. Reigns misses the running clothesline and the springboard spinning uppercut (that always looks great) drops him again. Things get even worse for Roman as he's sent shoulder first into the post, followed by a running uppercut against the barricade as we take a break.
Back with Reigns being thrown to the floor but Cesaro gets kicked in the face. Reigns takes him inside and slugs away with the bad arm, only to have the apron kick caught and countered into the Cesaro Swing. Cesaro takes him over into the Sharpshooter and then the Crossface on the bad arm. That's still not enough to beat Reigns as he powers up into a Samoan drop for two. A backdrop sends Cesaro over the top and he goes elbow first onto the apron.
Back in and Reigns fires off clotheslines with the bad arm until Cesaro punches the arm away. So Cesaro's fist is much harder than his chest. Cesaro grabs the arm but gets lifted up into a sitout powerbomb for two. The Superman Punch is countered into Swiss Death for two more as these near falls are getting nuts. Cesaro loads up the apron superplex but Reigns escapes and hits a quick Superman Punch. Back in and the spear is blocked by another uppercut. The Neutralizer is countered but Cesaro grabs a backslide, only to take the Superman Punch and the spear to send Reigns to Survivor Series at 20:24.
Clip of Paige turning on Charlotte. So is the contract signing closing the show? Really?
In Memory of Nick Bockwinkel graphic, with thirty five minutes to go in the show.
Dudley Boyz vs. Ascension
Viktor grabs a headlock on Bubba to start and gets kicked in the face for his efforts. Bubba gets taken into the corner for some right hands from Konnor, who is quickly put down with a Rock Bottom. The hot tag brings in D-Von and the 3D puts Viktor away at 3:13.
Colter brags about how awesome MexAmerica is because it has no crime or taxes. HHH comes up and suggests Del Rio could be more than he is now.
WWE World Title Tournament Quarterfinals: Kalisto vs. Alberto Del Rio
Non-title. Kalisto says flukes don't happen when you're fighting for your dreams. Del Rio starts fast in the corner but misses a charge to the floor, allowing Kalisto to snap off a hurricanrana from the apron. Back with Alberto getting two off a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker and tying Kalisto in the Tree of Woe.
Alberto rips at the mask and stomps away, only to miss a charge into the post (popular mistake tonight). Kalisto hits his corkscrew cross body and the hurricanrana driver for two but the Salida Del Sol is countered with Del Rio dropping him on the top rope. Del Rio gets him in the Tree of Woe for the double stomp to go to the semi-finals at 10:26.
Here are the semi-finals.
Roman Reigns
Alberto Del Rio
Kevin Owens
Dean Ambrose
It's time for the contract signing, which is actually the closing segment. Cole asks where this friendship went wrong. Paige says there is no friendship and she'll prove it on Sunday. Charlotte asks what happened to Paige because they started off cut out from the same mold. She even wanted to be like Paige when she got here. Charlotte got into the business because of her brother, who isn't alive to see her success.
She starts to cry so Paige makes fun of her as a heel should. Paige rips on the idea of PCB because she didn't need them anymore. Charlotte isn't going to be champion forever but when she loses the title it won't be to someone like Paige. A brawl is about to start when Paige rips on Ric for not being here and being way over the hill.
Paige brings up Charlotte's brother again and the fight is on with Charlotte taking it to the floor and beating Paige down. They get back in and Paige throws a table at her before they brawl in the corner again. The crowd is mostly dead for all of this and that's not a good sign. They're finally pulled apart and stare at each other to end the show. Charlotte was in WAY over her head here as she just isn't ready to do this kind of talking and it showed badly. They tried something new here and it's really hard to call it anything but a failure.
Results
Kevin Owens b. Neville Pop Up Powerbomb
Tyler Breeze b. R-Truth Beauty Shot
Dean Ambrose b. Dolph Ziggler Dirty Deeds
New Day b. Ryback/Usos via DQ when Ryback shoved the referee
Roman Reigns b. Cesaro Spear
Dudley Boyz b. Ascension 3D to Viktor
Alberto Del Rio b. Kalisto Top rope double stomp
Tuesday
Nothing.
Wednesday
NXT
Date: November 18, 2015
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: Rich Brennan, Corey Graves, Byron Saxton
It's another title defense this week as Bayley is already defending the Women's Title against Alexa Bliss. This was expected to be one of the big Takeover matches so it should be interesting to see where they go for the title at the show in London. Eva Marie and Nia Jax are hanging around as well. Let's get to it.
Opening sequence.
Nia Jax vs. Carmella
Carmella goes right after her with forearms to the face but gets caught in a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Nia: Hi Carmella, how you doing? A bearhug has Carmella in trouble but she counters with a quick guillotine choke. Some dropkicks stagger Jax but she counters a hurricanrana into a spinebuster, followed by the legdrop to put Carmella away at 2:48.
Alexa Bliss says her hands are fine from carrying around Bayley's Women's Title but now her ears are hurting from hearing about that Iron Man match. Yeah Bayley won now stop talking about it. It's her time now, but her rant is cut off by a referee who says Blake and Murphy will be banned from ringside.
Ascension vs. Jason Jordan/Chad Gable
Viktor and Gable start but all four quickly come in for a standoff. We settle down to Jordan vs. Konnor for the power battle. Jordan gets him into the corner and it's a series of rotating shoulders to Konnor's ribs, followed by a double northern lights suplex for two. Konnor comes right back by powering Gable into the corner for a bunch of hard stomps.
A chinlock keeps Gable in trouble but he fights up and backdrops Viktor to the floor, allowing for the tag off to Jordan. House is quickly cleaned and the straps come down for a suplex on Viktor. Everything breaks down and Viktor's middle rope knee gets two on Jason as Chad and Konnor fight on the floor. Gable drops Konnor with a flip dive off the apron and the Grand Amplitude (such an awesome name) puts Viktor away at 6:12.
Video on Bayley vs. Bliss, showcasing the basic difference in their personalities.
Bayley says keeping the title is just as hard as winning it in the first place. Tonight Bliss is learning a wrestling lesson from the last Horsewoman. Bliss is going to find out what it means to respect this title and Bayley herself.
Emma vs. Mary Kate
Mary Kate used to be known as Rosie Lottalove but has dropped probably 120lbs to get down to a much more reasonable look. She runs Emma over to start but Emma trips her up and stands on the hair. Some choking on the ropes and rams into the buckle have Mary Kate in more trouble and the Emma Lock is good for the submission at 3:12.
We recap Baron Corbin vs. Apollo Crews.
Corbin challenges Crews for a match at Takeover.
Scott Dawson/Dash Wilder vs. Corey Hollis/John Skylar
Non-title. The Vaudevillains will be getting their rematch next week. Hollis gets caught in the wrong corner to start and the champs go after his knee. Dawson takes him down with a dragon screw leg whip and it's off to Dawson to crank on the knee even more. There's a knee crusher and the champs pull on the leg to continue their Andersons style. Graves gets in a great line about Dawson and Wilder: No flips, just fists. The third knee crusher of the match keeps Hollis in trouble but he kicks Dawson away and makes the tag to Skylar who walks right into the Shatter Machine for the pin at 5:08.
Dana Brooke interrupts an Asuka interview to challenge for a rematch. Asuka takes off her mask and gives a disturbing yes. The interviewer and Asuka leave and Emma comes in to be all evil about some plan they have.
Samoa Joe isn't here tonight because William Regal is worried that Finn Balor is going to screw up the London main event. Next week they sign the contract.
Women's Title: Alexa Bliss vs. Bayley
Bayley is defending and the HEY! WE WANT SOME BAYLEY! chants start during the big match intros. Bayley throws her into the corner and stomps Bliss down to start, sending Bliss outside for a breather. A quick bulldog gets two for the champ and she cranks on Bliss' arms a bit. The fans try some dueling chants but Bliss' support isn't the strongest. They head outside with Bayley going face first into the apron as we take a break.
Back with Bliss working on the arm and the fans chanting BOO/YAY with nothing really happening. Bliss starts going after the hand (which really should be better by now) but Bayley fights up with running ax handles. Alexa takes her right back down and moonsaults into double knees to the ribs. The Sparkle Splash is broken up with a powerslam for two but Bayley's arm is starting to give out again. The running elbows in the corner stagger Alexa until she comes out with a sunset flip for two. Frustration sets in for Bliss, allowing Bayley to grab the Bayley to Belly for the pin at 11:47.
Post match here's Eva Marie and my goodness this crowd hates her. She has to tell them to stop booing over and over to get her challenge out. I can't wait to see how they word this on Total Divas to make Eva out to be some innocent victim. The title match seems to be next week, giving us a rare double title defense.
Results
Nia Jax b. Carmella Legdrop
Chad Gable/Jason Jordan b. Ascension Grand Amplitude to Viktor
Emma b. Mary Kate Emma Lock
Bayley b. Alexa Bliss Bayley to Belly
Impact Wrestling
Date: November 18, 2015
Location: Impact Zone, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: D'Angelo Dinero, Josh Matthews
We're getting closer to the end of the preliminaries and you can see most of the winners from here. It should make things a lot more interesting now that some people are eliminated and we can get down to the real contenders instead of pretending that so many people with no chance are still alive. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of last week and a preview of this week.
The announcers recap everyone who has already advanced.
Group Knockouts: Brooke vs. Awesome Kong
The winner advances. Brooke goes after her to start but Kong goes after her broken hand. Kong pulls Brooke up by the hand and then punches her down as this is one sided so far. The Implant Buster is broken up and Brooke tries a choke, only to be set away with ease. A low facebuster gets two on Kong but she grabs Brooke off the top for an AA. Brooke avoids a splash and the Butterface Maker gets two more. For some reason Brooke tries a suplex, earning herself a chokeslam to send Kong to the round of 16 at 6:13.
Group Knockouts
Gail Kim 6 points (0 matches remaining)
Awesome Kong 6 points (0 matches remaining)
Brooke 3 points (0 matches remaining)
Madison Rayne 3 points (0 matches remaining)
We get a sitdown interview with Matt Hardy and Ethan Carter III (in separate locations). Matt brags about sweeping the Tag Team Specialists group which has the top talent in the world right now. Carter says if Matt was as great as he thinks he is, he would be in a real group like Group Champions. Instead Matt is navel lint and this series doesn't end until Ethan wins.
Matt wants Ethan in the round of sixteen because he took away the greatest night of Matt's career. Now Matt wants to take everything away from Carter, starting with that undefeated streak. Carter doesn't care what round he meets Matt in because it's a guaranteed victory. Ethan yells about Matt a lot and walks out of the interview.
Eric Young says James Storm would be better off not showing up tonight because Storm is a shadow of his former self.
Back from a break and we see the end of the interview again. We'll hear more from both later.
Group X-Division: Manik vs. Tigre Uno
If Tigre wins, it's a three way tie with Manik and DJZ, forcing a playoff. Tigre takes him down with a dive to start but Manik rolls away to avoid a second one. What looks like an Asai moonsault is broken up and Manik suplexes him on the ramp. Back in and Manik goes for the mask, followed by three straight suplexes for two.
Manik cranks on the arm as the announcers actually bring up the X-Division Title, which has now gone well over a month without being defended, just like every other title in this company. Tigre avoids a swanton but walks into a wheelbarrow gutbuster for two. Uno slams him back down and a quick split legged corkscrew moonsault out of the corner gives Tigre the pin at 7:00.
Group X-Division
DJZ 6 points (0 matches remaining)
Manik 6 points (0 matches remaining)
Tigre Uno 6 points (0 matches remaining)
Mandrews 0 points (0 matches remaining)
Video on Group TNA Originals.
Next week it is indeed a triple threat but under elimination rules. So we have a double elimination match in the playoff of the round robin tournament to advance to the round of sixteen in the knockout tournament. YOU THINK THIS MIGHT BE A BIT OVERBOOKED???
Pope and Josh play that bubble burst game.
Roode says he'll do whatever it takes to win.
Group TNA Originals: James Storm vs. Eric Young
Winner advances. Young attacks Storm during the recap videos and we take a break ten seconds in. Dang it stop doing that! Back with Young in full control and stomping away. We hit a neck crank and chinlock for a bit on Storm until he comes back with an enziguri and Closing Time.
Storm is wrestling like a face here because the whole trying to kill Mickie James is forgettable. No really, that story didn't have any staying power and Mickie was fine in like a week. The piledriver and the Eye of the Storm are both broken up and but a quick ref bump allows Young to kick Storm low. A piledriver sends Young to the round of sixteen at 10:16.
Group TNA Originals
Eric Young 6 points (0 matches remaining)
Abyss 3 points (1 match remaining)
Bobby Roode 3 points (1 match remaining)
James Storm 3 points (0 matches remaining)
Preview of next week's matches.
More with Matt Hardy as he talks about proving haters wrong, which he can't wait to do to Ethan. He's going to win the feud with Ethan no matter what it takes and win the World Title as a bonus. Matt vacated the title so we could proceed with business as normal. Yeah because going the better part of three months with one story and nothing but a massive tournament is normal.
Finally, he picks Roode tonight and would love to face him in the future. This has been your weekly reminder that Matt Hardy is the most interesting wrestler in the world and he's a former World Champion and he got screwed out of the title and he WILL NOT DIE, no matter what people think. Except for TNA who will forget him when Jeff is back.
Group Wild Card: Aiden O'Shea vs. Mahabali Shera
The taped schedule rears its ugly head again as Shera has gone from all serious in his recent interviews to the dancer again here. Shera does his dancing to start before grabbing a headlock which O'Shea needs the rope to break. Off a headlock? O'Shea stomps him down in the corner but stops for some shadow boxing. More punches actually connect with Shera but he slams O'Shea off the top. Aiden misses another right hand and the Sky High gives Shera a sweep of the group at 4:51.
Group Wild Card
Mahabali Shera 9 points (0 matches remaining)
Aiden O'Shea 3 points (0 matches remaining)
Kenny King 3 points (1 match remaining)
Crazzy Steve 0 points (1 match remaining)
Group Future 4: Eli Drake vs. Crimson
Crimson throws him down to start and grabs a chinlock inside the first minute. Drake sends him shoulder first into the post for two, followed by a flying armbar for one. The match is dull enough that Ethan Carter III interrupts for his interview but then storms off when it's not his time. Crimson fights up with some ax handles to the face, only to have his bad arm snapped across the top rope. A shoulder breaker from Eli sets up a standing armbar.....for the submission at 5:16. I didn't see that one coming.
Group Future 4
Eli Drake 7 points (0 matches remaining)
Micah 4 points (1 match remaining)
Jesse Godderz 3 points (1 match remaining)
Crimson 0 points (0 matches remaining)
Ethan Carter III is STILL talking about Matt Hardy because much like Matt, this feud WILL NOT DIE, even if people stopped caring a long time ago. Carter wants to beat Matt in any round and promises to win the title back because he's still undefeated.
We recap the night so far.
Pope picks his winners for next week.
Group TNA Originals: Bobby Roode vs. Abyss
Winner advances. The threat of a chokeslam has Roode in early trouble but he fires off some running clotheslines. Abyss shows him how to do a clothesline but still can't get the chokeslam. He settles for a big side slam and we take a break. Back with Abyss clotheslining him to the floor and wedging a chair into the corner. Pope accurately says this never works out as Abyss runs Roode over again and puts on a neck crank.
We're under five minutes to go as Roode fights up and scores with a clothesline. A Blockbuster gets two for Roode and he sends Abyss arm first into the chair. The Crossface has Abyss in trouble but he makes the ropes in a hurry. Abyss scores with a chokeslam for two and it's Janice time. As is the case EVERY SINGLE TIME, it gets stuck in the turnbuckle, setting up a spinebuster from Roode for the pin at 13:15.
Group TNA Originals
Eric Young 6 points (0 matches remaining)
Bobby Roode 6 points (0 matches remaining)
Abyss 3 points (0 matches remaining)
James Storm 3 points (0 matches remaining)
Results
Awesome Kong b. Brooke Chokeslam
Manik b. Tigre Uno Split legged corkscrew moonsault
Eric Young b. James Storm Piledriver
Mahabali Shera b. Aiden O'Shea Sky High
Eli Drake b. Crimson Standing armbar
Bobby Roode b. Abyss Spinebuster