My Daughter/My DVD Collection

[TheOneBigWill]

Do. Not. Mix. Well.

So, I hear Bret Hart's theme music. Like, literally.. just out of nowhere, loudly, it comes on.

My exact thought.. "what.. the fuck?"

I get up, and she has a few of my Wrestling DVDs strung out all over her bedroom floor. Her excuse.. she was going to watch them.

Do I.. hurt her, or love her more?

 

[Via Armbar]

Both. If she wants a history lesson lock her in the sharpshooter until she passes out ala Austin.

 

[a0161613]

That's pretty cute. You should give her the verbal equivalent of a Will word fort. If there is such a thing. And if that's legal.

 

[Coco]

Give her a soda. It's hurt masquerading as love.

Or do I have that backwards?

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Both. If she wants a history lesson lock her in the sharpshooter until she passes out ala Austin.

Good call. I was thinking of a Crossface.. but.. was that too far?

That's pretty cute. You should give her the verbal equivalent of a Will word fort. If there is such a thing. And if that's legal.

Shes gotten Will word forts before. They're probably valued just as highly by her, as they are here. And forgotten even quicker.

 

[Remix]

For them to be forgotten, they have to be read. Which they usually aren't.

 

[Ferbian]

I'd say you hate her for having it spread all across the floor, causing a mess in it, but I guess you could love her for having the interest?

Besides, I think if you had gone with the Crossface variation, a STF would've been better.

 

[Scotty]

She is telling you to LAY OFF THE FUCKING WRESTLING AND SPEND TIME WITH THE CHILDREN!





Still awesome though.

 

[Freddy4190]

I'd be super proud. lol @ bret harts music randomly playing.. that'd be wicked.