My Cat

[Y 2 Jake]

Fuckin' stinks. There's no way I'll be able to wash the thing. If I try I'll look like some sort of emo. Is there a way I can get a cat clean without washing it? I doubt dumping a bucket of water over the thing will work.

 

[Sparky]

Hose?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I think the smell is skin deep. A hose won't work. I need something to mask the smell.

 

[Sparky]

Pay some young kid $5 to clean it. either that or just get a new cat.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Cat + Washer & Dryer = (if it survives) spring fresh.