Murfish /Ramble

[Murfish]

I need a new phone and contract. I'm incurring some serious text charges. On top of that my phone doesn't have a keyboard, was probably built on 2002 tech, some buttons work sporadically, and I don't get calls when people are calling me.

I saw two fat people in a smart car. Behind them was a hummer. In the hummer was a skinny girl. I giggled.

 

[gd]

Get unlimited texting.

 

[Murfish]

That's one of my many plans.

 

[gd]

You have a bright future, not many kids plan like you do.

 

[Murfish]

I usually don't execute said plans, if that corrects any misconceptions.

 

[gd]

The fact that you have plans makes you better than most.