Most Quotable Films in History

[IrishCanadian25]

Simple exercise.

1. Provide one or more examples of what you feel are the most quotable films in history, whether comedy or non-comedy.

2. Explain why you feel it's the most quotable film in history, and a few of the quotes that make it that way.

I figured on doing this after going back and re-reading Roger Ebert's review of "Ghostbusters." He discussed how it was that rare film that uses a huge budget and massive special effects, but still manages to be amazingly humorous and give us some of the best lines ever. Thus, Ghostbusters is my #1 choice.

Librarian: My uncle thought he was St. Jerome.

Venkmann: I'd call that a big yes.

Louis: I'm gonna bring this up at the next tenant's meeting. There aren't supposed to be any pets in the building.

Dana: Do you want this body?

Venkmann: Is this a trick question? I guess the roses worked...

Have some fun with this one.

 

[FitFinlay4Life]

Many many films fall in this category... the Blues Brothers and the Rocky Horror Picture Show have fans who can nearly quote the whole movies. Gangster movies and action movies go out of their way to have zingers. The Princess Bride is another quotetastic affair. Personally, I feel that the best films here are spoofs - my threes faves being:-

3) This is Spinal Tap - What do you call this? Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".

2) Airplane - Surely you can't be serious. I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

1) Blazing Saddles -
{Old Lady} Have you ever seen such cruelty?

{Lily Van Stupp} Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are... gifted? Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!

{Sherriff Bart} Mornin', ma'am. And isn't it a lovely mornin'? {Old Lady} Up yours, ******.

 

[TwistOfHate]

The Big Lebowski, for sure.

Fuck it Dude, let's go Bowling

He pissed on my rug!

Scarface

Say hello, to my little friend!

 

[Mitch Henessey]

A Few Good Men

Col. Nathan R. Jessep: You want answers?

LTJG. Daniel Kaffee: I think I'm entitled to them.

Col. Nathan R. Jessep:You want answers!

LTJG. Daniel Kaffee: I want the truth!

Col. Nathan R. Jessep: You can't handle the truth!

This has to be one of the most intense and famous scenes in movie history. Jack Nicholson's explanation of why Tom Cruise's character couldn't handle the truth was so jaw dropping. Nicholson's character made sure to hold nothing back, and he didn't sugar-coat anything. Earlier in the film, Cruise and Nicholson had a tense first encounter. You could just feel Jessep's disdain for Kaffe. You knew these two would meet again, and the final showdown didn't disappoint.

Star Wars: The Empire Strike Back

Darth Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your Father.

Luke Skywalker: He told me enough. He told me you killed him.

Darth Vader: No. Luke, I am your father.

Luke Skywalker: No....No. That's not true. That's impossible!

Darth Vader: Search your feelings. You know it be true.

Luke Skywalker: NO!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!

This ending was truly shocking, and nobody could've seen something like this coming. Luke was devastated as he learned the truth. This is another famous scene in movie history. This was a great Star Wars film, and the ending was something to remember.

 

[Calderownz]

A few films come to mind for me personally, like The Breaks, but I'll stick to films that most people have heard of.

Aside from potentially Scarface, I think that Pulp Fiction has some incredible quotable lines.

Juels: Tell that bitch to chill! What's her name?

"Ringo": Yolanda.

Juels: Alright now, Yolanda! We're not going to do anything stupid, are we?

Yolanda: Don't you hurt him!

Juels: Nobodies going to hurt anybody. We're all gonna be like three little Fonzi's here. And what's Fonzi like? C'mon, Yollanda, what's Fonzi like?!

Yolanda: Cool?

Juels: What?!

Yolanda: Cool!

Juels: Correctomundo.

Also, love the line....

"Yolanda, I thought you were going to be cool? Now, when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when mothafuckas get scared, that's when mothafuckas accidentally get shot."

And....

"That's what you're gonna be Juels. A fuckin'.. bum."

Just some of my favorite lines from my favorite movie.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Not that I particularly like this film (I certainly don't get it's appeal), but this is the single most quoted film of this generation.

Napoleon Dynamite

"Gosh"
"Your mom goes to college."
"Vote for Pedro."
etc. etc.

I feel this way simply because of the sheer amount of people who repeated this movie's lines over and over and over and over and over and over and over again, until I felt like I could recite the entire movie before even seeing it. It was absolutely unbelievable the amount of people who were suddenly actors rehearsing for some Napoleon Dynamite play or something.

I never thought this film was funny, I never understood the appeal, but I have to admit, this was probably one of the most quotable films of this generation.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

I'm going with Dirty Harry. While the most famous quote of the franchise ('Make My Day') isn't actually in this film, it's still got many, many great quotes:

'Dirty' Harry Callahan

You gotta’ be kidding. I don't got any time to break in any newcomers. Why don't you do this boy a favour; if I need a partner, I'll get me someone who knows what the hell he's doin'.

Sociology? Oh, you'll go far - that's if you live. Just don't let your college degree get you killed 'cause I'm liable to get killed along with ya’.

Gonzalez was obeying orders from his superior, me; he didn't know anything about it. And when this mess is over, if he (the Chief) wants my badge, well, he can have that too.

I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya’, punk?

Listen, punk, to me you're nothing but dog-shit, do ya’ understand? And a lot of things can happen to dog-shit. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground, it can dry up and blow away in the wind, or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice- be careful where the dog shits ya!

Those lines show that the movie is packed full of great quotes, especially from Dirty Harry himself. The 'Do You Feel Lucky' moment is one of the greatest in cinema and truly captured not just the character of Harry Callahan, but Clint Eastwood the actor. Do You Feel Lucky has become a phenomenon on it's own and is one of the most recognisable in film history. The Mayor and Chico also get mentions for these lines.

Chico Gonzalez
No wonder they call him Dirty Harry. Always get the shit-end of the stick.

The Mayor
The City of San Francisco does not pay criminals not to commit crimes. Instead, we pay a police department.

 

[Davi323]

While Star Wars is the obvious choice, instead of just duplicating Mitch Hennessy, I will go with my second choice:

Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Cameron: What'd I do?
Ferris: You killed the car.

Ferris: The question isn't "what are we going to do," the question is "what aren't we going to do?"

Ed Rooney: What's the score?
Pizza Joint Owner: Nothin' nothin'.
Ed Rooney: Who's winning?
Pizza Joint Owner: The Bears.

(My brothers and I have been using this quote at least once a month since the movie came out in 1986.)

Cameron: When Cameron was in Egypt's land...let my Cameron go!

Cameron: Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.

Teacher: Bueller? Bueller?
Simone: Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

I'd be remiss not to mention Rocky 3...very quotable just because of the characters in the film.

"Prediction? Pain..."

"No I don't hate Balboa, but I pity the foo."

"You ain't down. And you ain't a loser. You're just a jealous, lazy, bum."

Paulie: "Why they carrying him?"

Mickey: "He's walkin'."

"We've got everything but the truth. WHAT'S THE TRUTH, DAMMIT!?"

Apollo: "Can he swim?"

Paulie: "With a name like 'Rock?"

"Ain't so bad...ain't so bad..."
Just great, fun, light dialouge the entire movie, one of my faves.

 

[The Mark of Zur-En-Arrh]

Snatch

George It's a campsite.
Tommy 10 points.
George A pikey campsite. What are we doin' 'ere?
Tommy We're here to buy a caravan
George Off a bunch of fuckin' pikeys? What's wrong with you? THIS will get messy.
Tommy Nah, not if you're here.
George Oh you fuckin' bastard. I FUCKIN' hate pikeys.

Seriously 'I fuckin' hate pikeys' was THE most quoted phrase in our school for like, 2 years solid.

Turkish He won't fight unless i buy his mum a caravan, and YOU'VE gone and nicked all our savings!
Brick Top In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary......... Come again?

Brick Top Shit's himself when you put him in a ring. But poke him with a stick and you watch his bollocks grow.
[PAUSE]
Brick Top Do you like a good dog fight, Turkish?
Turkish We've lost Gorgeous Geroge.
Brick Top shushes and literally everyone stops talking.
Brick Top You'll have to repeat that.
Turkish We've lost Gorgeous George.
BT Well how'd you lose him? He's not a set of car keys now is he? And it's not as if he's incon-fuckin'-spicuous now is it?
Turkish We're not backing out.
BT You bet your bollocks to a barn dance you ain't backing out.....
Tommy We're changing the fighter......
BT Fuck me, you're lady friend got a voice? And who might you be changing him to sweetheart?
Turkish You won't know him, but he's mustard.
BT Mustard? I don't care if he's Muhammed 'I'm hard' Bruce Lee, you can't change fighters at the last minute, because i lose all bets at the bookies.
Tommy You can take bets at the fight.
BT Put a lead on her Tirkish before she gets bitten, and you don't wanna get bitten now, do ya sweetheart?

Brick Top leans in and whispers in Turkish's ear.

BT Make sure you're man goes down in the 4th.

Turkish (to himself) This is where i didn't want to be..... in his pocket.
BT Your on thin ice my pedigree chums, and i shall be under it when it breaks....... now, fuck off.

 

[sharmaq]

All time classic from Goodfellas. This is an iconic movie, arguably Scorsese's finest. And this is probably the most quoted scene from it. Tommy was an absolute nutjob, and Joe Pesci portrayed him with such skill that I'll bet the first time people watched it, they genuinely wondered whether he was just "busting Henry's balls" or was about to pull a gun on him.


Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

 

[jmt225]

For me, no other movie has given me more quotable lines throughout my life than Friday. In any situation, I can pull a Smokey or Big Worm quote from that awesome, awesome movie. Here are some of my favorites:

Smokey: Get the hell on, Felisha.
Felisha: Imma remember that.
Smokey: Remember it, write it down, take a picture.... I don't give a fuck!

Smokey: You got knocked the fuck out!

Smokey: And you know this, man.

Big Worm: Playing with my money, is like playing with my emotions.

Big Worm: What you want?
Kid: What you got?
Big Worm: Boy, what the fuck you want?

Big Worm: First of all, don't be callin' here like you some straight up G, 'cause I'll cut your balls off and hand 'em to ya, PATNA.

Pastor Clever: Lord have mercy! God is my shepherd, and he knows what I want!

Deebo: What's up Stanley?
****Stanley waves Deebo off****
Deebo: Well fuck you then, punk!


You know, it's not really the quote themselves, but the delivery of them. It's so much fun to mock the characters here, because their deliveries are just so hilarious and over-the-top. If you've for some reason or another have yet to see this movie, do so immediately. It's one of the funnest films you'll ever have the pleasure of sitting through.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

For me it's Friday and How High. Friday is easily the most quotable, my friends and I quote that movie regularly.

Here are some classics that jmt didn't list:

Smokey: Older the berry, the sweeter the juice.
Craig: Man, it's the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.
Smokey: Yeah, well she blacker than a motherfucker too.

Smokey: What's up Big Perm?.... I mean Big Worm!

Smokey: I got mind control over Deebo. He be like "shut the fuckk up." I be quiet. But when he leave, I be talking again.

Ezal: Smokey, you know I ain't the smartest man in the world, but, from back here it look like you're takin a shit!

Red: My pops told me to ask for my bike back... you know I wouldn't trip.
Deebo: What bike?!
Red: The bike I let you barrow last week.
Deebo: Ooooh, that bike.

Skanky girl: You aint got to lie Craig, you aint got to lie.

Mr. Jones: I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog's ass. Just bang! bang! bang! Up his ass. That's my pleasure

Pretty much every line in that movie is quotable, but I'll stop there. On to How High, which is another movie I quote regularly..

Tuan: Hey, I'm down with you! You east-coast? I Far-east Coast!
Jeffery: I'm from Wisconsin.

Jamal: How did I fail women's studies? I love bitches!

Silas: That shit on your lip got some shit on its lip.

Silas: Midgets... dwarves... motherfucking unicorns... they don't want to see the black man make it.

Baby Powder: And i'm gonna tell you something, this pimpin' that I got in my blood, it came from a family tree. My granddaddy was a pimp. My great-great-great-granddaddy was a pimp. I'm talking 'bout pimpin' since been pimpin' since been pimpin'!

I don't know about most quotable movies in history, because neither of these movies are all that popular, but both of them have some very quotable charecters/scenes. Black people are just hillarious.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Fun movie thread. There's so many out there this might not be the last time I post. But honestly, the first movie that came to mind because one of the things that makes to movie so bad it's good is the cheesy one-liners in it. Of course I'm referring to Army of Darkness

Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.

You see this? This is my BOOMSTICK!!!

Gimme some sugar baby.

Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town.

Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!

Come get some.

 

[FitFinlay4Life]

The Last Boyscout

I don't know any film that has so many quotable SCENES never mind lines - here are my four favorites...

Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing personal.
That's what you think. Last night I fucked your wife.
Oh you did, hah? How'd you know it was my wife?
She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' motherfucker with a hat.
Oh, you're real cool for somebody who's about to take a bullet.
After fucking your wife I'll take two.
All right, you want it in the chest, or the head?
Yeah, that's what your wife said.
Hey, would you stop with the wife shit?
Ask me how fat she is.
Fuck you, man! ... How fat is she?
She's so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. Motherfucker, if you wanna fuck her you gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in. Now I'm not saying she's fat, her high school picture was an aerial photograph.

Leather pants.
Yeah.
What's something like that run?
Six-fifty.
Six hundred and fifty dollars?
Yeah.
They're pants.
Yeah.
You wear them?
YES.
They don't, like, have a TV in them or something?
Nope.
I am very old.

Can I have a cigarette?
A cigarette? Yeah sure.
Got a light?
Yeah, got a light.
Hey baby I thought you were tough. See Pablo, he's no sweat!
I seem to have dropped my cigarette. May I have another?
Sure, sure thing buddy.
I'm gonna need a light. You touch me again, I'll kill ya.

It ain't right.
No, it ain't right. This ain't no game, flash. Real guns, real bullets. It's dangerous.
Danger's my middle name.
Mine's Cornelius. You tell anybody, I'll kill you.
You ever watch "Soul Train"?
Shut the fuck up.

Of course that's not to say there aren't some cracking one liners...

I figure you gotta be the dumbest guy in the world, Joe. You're trying the save the life of the man who ruined your career, and avenge the death of the guy that fucked your wife.

Nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You're gonna lose. Smile, you fuck.

Be prepared, son. That's my motto. Be prepared.

And finally the quote that I use quite frequently (well as frequently as I get the expression 'You bastard!' aimed at me)...

And then some!

 

[Theo Mays]

It recent memory The Hangover comes to mind. I saw the movie before the hype and I thought it was really good, but within weeks pretty much everyone who saw it and enjoyed it was quoting it non-stop. Since then it has died down, but occasionally I'll go out and here a Hangover quote every now and again. For me the most quoted movie would be Napoleon Dynamite. I loved the movie when it first came out and I have a good friend who loves it as well. We usually watch it if we ever get together and chill and we wind up quoting the movie nonstop. Other than that there really aren't many movies that I or my friends quote. Back when I was in high school though a lot of people seem to quote the legendary movies like Star Wars, Scarface, The Godfather, etc... Movies that will pretty much always be remembered and never get old in society.

 

[Nikkolas]

Hm. My initial choices were Star Wars and Snatch but they were taken. So I'll go with:

Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan

Why is it so quoted? Well it's one of the best sci-fi features of all time. Trek may never have had the mainstream appeal of Wars but those who did see this movie, know that this is cinematic greatness.

Spock: The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one.

Kirk: Of my friend, I can only say this: of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... human.


Khan: Marooned for all eternity, in the center of a dead planet... buried alive. Buried alive.
Kirk: KHHHHAAAAAAAAN!

 

[LitasRevenge79]

I have to say, especially with the holidays around right now, some of my most quotable movies, come to mind...

National Lampoons Xmas Vacation--
(set up..Griswold's driveway, right next to neighbor's driveway, the stuck up neighbors are coming in and see Clark with an oversized Xmas tree. Clark has a Jason hockey mask on, and chainsaw ready. Neighbor man and his wife are coming home from a night out.)
Neighbor- What are you gonna do with that tree Griswold?
Clark- Bend over and I'll show you!
Neighbor man- How dare you speak to me like that!
Clark- I wasn't talking to you. (with a grin. the neighbor man and his wife look at each other nervously.) Gotta love The Griswolds. That's just ONE of my faves from that movie.

SCROOGED--
this updated version of A Christmas Carol, Bill Murray does a GREAT job as the jaded man who gets visited by the ghosts of Xmas past, present, and future. Here's a few of my favorite movie quotes:

(set up..Bill Murray's character is working on a worldwide live showing of Christmas Carol specatuclar and talking with a Network Exec, and a man with some mice that are supposed to be 'reindeer' are talking with him, and Bill Murray's character's gf is there too.)

Props man: I can't get the antlers glued to this little guy. We tried Crazy Glue, but it don't work.
Frank Cross: Did you try staples?

(Set up..Frank Cross is with Ghost Of Xmas Preset..they have just visited his brother's house to see how he's celebrating Xmas. The ghost wants to get him to leave. Frank won't leave. She shows him a toaster up CLOSE)

Frank Cross: The bitch hit me with a toaster!

 

[Cracka Jack]

It's a pretty dumb movie, but I love Billy Madison. I'm pretty sure I've seen it more than any movie ever.

"What day is it?" "October?"
"What are you, in love with the wall or something?"
"I'm glad I called that guy."
"Lady, you're scarin' us."
"Stop looking at me swan!"
"Donkey Kong sucks." "You know what? YOU suck!"
"If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis."
"He called the shit poop."
"I think he's ******ed or something."

I could go on, but I think that's enough.

 

[The Mark of Zur-En-Arrh]

Sorry, i have more Snatch quotes:

Bullet Tooth Tony Last night, someone blagged Brick Top's bookies.
Avi 'Blagged'? Speak English to me Tony. I thought we were in the country that spawned the fuckin' language, yet nobody seems to speak it.
BTT 'Blagged', 'robbed'. We need to speak to someone who might know something.
Rosebud I need a gun.
BTT No you don't Rosebud me ol' son. Ya need me.

Tony takes them down the street and stops outside a shop when he finds the informant he's looking for. 'Mullet' is telling a friend of his about some chick he allegedly shagged until....

BTT calling from the driver seat of his car Alright Mullet?

Mullet's face sinks from cocky to despair in seconds as he realises who's calling to him.

Mullet Alright Tone?
BTT Oooooo. Nice tie.
Mullet Heard you weren't about much these days Tone.
BTT Still warm is the blood that courses through my veins, unlike yours Mullet. I wanna know who blagged Brick Top's bookies.

Mullet leans in towards the window.

Mullet Come on Tone, ya gonna make it worth me while, mate?
BTT I will make it worth your while Mullet. I'll NOT bash the living fuck out of you in front of all your girlfriends here.
Mullet Come on Tone.......

Tony grabs Mullet by the tie, pulls his head in through the window and then winds it back up, trapping Mullet's head in his car door.

BTT Comfortable Mullet? Seems sadly ironic it's that tie that's gotten you into this predicament. Now you just take your time Mullet.

Tony begins driving down the street.

Mullet WHAT THE FUCK YA DOIN' TONE?
BTT Driving down the road with your head stuck in my window. WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING YOU PENARSE?

Mullet starts panting loudly.

BTT Fuck me, you been using dogshit for toothpaste Mullet?
Mullet Slow down Tony, slow down.
BTT Nah, i won't slow down. I think i'll speed up. How about some music?

Tony turns the radio on and Madonna's 'Lucky Star' is playing. The same song that was playing when Tony got shot 6 times in one sitting, and still killed the guy he was after.

BTT Oh i love this track.
Mullet PANT PANT CHOKE
BTT I wanna know who balgged Brick Top's bookies.
Mullet I heard it was *choke* two black guys, work in a pawn shop on Smith Street.
BTT You best not be telling me porky pies.
Mullet I'M FUCKIN TELLIN YA, TWO BLACK GUYS, WORK IN A PAWN SHOP ON SMITH STREET!!!!
Avi Very effective Tony..... not too subtle, but effective........ are we taking him with us?

Tony unwinds the window and Mullet is heard flumping to the concrete as they speed off.

Avi So how do ya wanna kill him?
BTT Well do wanna shoot him?
Avi That's a little noisy isn't it?
BTT Well, do you wanna stab him?
Avi That's a little cold blooded isn't it?
BTT Do you wanna kill him or not?
Rosebud, bleeding profusely I'll cut him. I gotta blade.
BTT That's the spirit Rosebud me ol' son.

Brief pause as the focus shifts to other characters, and then comes back to these three.

BTT What kind of blade do ya call that? Wipe the butter off of it and put it away. There's a real blade back there.

As Tony and Avi continue talking, Rosebud is seen picking up Tony's samurai sword in the background and staring in awe at it.

BTT You. You wanna knife?
Avi Me? I wouldn't know what to do with it.
BTT What do ya want a manual? Sharp side, blunt side. What have you been using to keep your fork company all these years?

Suddenly a carton of milk hits the windscreen and they crash. When the wake, they see their hostage (Boris 'The Bullet Dodger') has escaped the boot of the car, and is then plowed down by another car.

Avi What about Rosebud?
BTT Well you can bring him with you if you like.

Shot of Rosebud impaled in the backseat by the sword.

BTT But which bit do you wanna bring?

Avi and Tony go to the Pawn shop to interrogate Sol (at gun point) about who put him up to robbing Brick Top.

Avi Tell me about the Russian.
Sol Well actually, he's Espakistanian.

Tony pushes the gun harder against Sol's head.

Sol BORIS.
BTT Boris The Blade?

Sol nods

BTT As in Boris 'The Bullet Dodger'?

Sol nods again.

Avi Why do they call him 'The Bullet Dodger'?
BTT Because he.... dodges bullets, Avi.

And finally....... probably the most recognisable scene in the whole film. After Tony and Avi get out of their now destroyed vehicle, they enter a local pub to call for a lift. Vinnie, Sol and Tyrone (the guys who robbed the bookies) follow them while wearing masks to hide their identity, despite the fact it's baltantly obvious who they are. Avi goes to the toilet to clean up, and Tony receives a half poured pint of Guiness after the barman runs off having seen Vinnie put a gun to the back of Tony's head. Tony pretends they aren't there, and sits down.

Oh, and i should mention that Vinnie, Sol and Tyrone's guns are fake.

Sol I don't wanna cause a scene, and i don't wanna put a hole in your face, but if you give us trouble, there WILL be murder.
BTT What's your name?
Vinnie Shoot him.
BTT Ooooooo.

Sol just looks at Vinnie, because obviously he can't shoot Tony, and Vinnie knows that as well. So instead, Sol tries to pistol whip Tony, only for Tony to grab his wrist as he swings, with no effort.

Vinne Let. Go. Of. The. Gun.

Tony releases Sol

BTT Well that must make you the big dick. And man either side of you are your balls. Now dick's have drive and clarity of vision. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action, and you thought you smelled some good ol' pussy, and have brought your mincy ****** balls along sith you. But you've got your party lines mixed up. There's no pussy here. Just a dose that'll make you wish you'd been born a woman.

The three gunmen look at each other, bewildered by this speech.

BTT And the fact that you've got 'REPLICA' written down the side of your gun.

Close up of Sol's gun scrolling across the word 'REPLICA'.

BTT And i've got 'Desert Eagle .50' written down the side of mine.

Close up of Tony's gun, same effect.

BTT Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence......... now fuck off.

 

[8thwotwATG]

My choice is for Animal House, which had some choice pieces of dialogue, the most memorable one for me being:

Bluto: OVER? Nothing is over until WE decide it is!! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour? Hell no!

Otter: Germans?

Boone: Forget it, he's rolling.

 

[JGlass]

How about Full Metal Jacket? I had been quoting it for years before I even saw it.

Most of the quotes come from Gunnery Sergeant Harmant

Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.

Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down.

Another memorable lines comes from the recruits

This is my rifle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.

Call and Response

This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun.

Possibly the most quoted line of the movie, though, comes from a hooker.

Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time.

 

[Mitch Henessey]

Someone else already used a quote from Pulp Fiction, but there's another scene that has some of my all time favorite quotes:

Pulp Fiction

Jules Winnfield: What does Marsellus Wallace look like?

Brett: What?

Jules gets pissed. He flips over the table.

Jules Winnfield: What country are you from?!?!

Brett: What....what????

Jules Winnfield: What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in what?

Brett: WHAT????

Jules Winnfield: ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT!

Brett: Yes.

Jules Winnfield: Then you know what I'm sayin'?

Brett: Yes.

Jules Winnfield: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like?

Brett: What?!?

Jules aims the gun at Brett.

Jules Winnfield: Say what again! I dare you. I double dare you motherfucker!!!!!! Say what one more god damn time!

Brett: He's black

Jules Winnfield: Go on.

Brett: He's bald.

Jules Winnfield: Does he look like a bitch?

Brett: What?

Jules shoots Brett in the chest.

Jules Winnfield: DOES. HE. LOOK. LIKE. A BITCH?!?!

Brett: NO!

Jules Winnfield: Then why are you tryin' to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?

Brett: I didn't!

Jules Winnfield: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. Well, Marsellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody expect Mrs. Wallace.

Jules Winnfield: Do you read the Bible, Brett?

Brett: Yes.

Jules Winnfield: Well there's this passage I got memorized, sort of fits this occasion. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Vincet and Jules kill Brett.

This was a GREAT scene. The dialogue here was outstanding, and Samuel L.Jackson nailed this character so good. You could just feel the tension, as Jules slowly terrorized the men in the apartment. This is one of my favorite films ever, and Pulp Fiction is the reason why I started to follow Tarantino's work.

I know I already included a quote for The Empire Strikes Back, but here's another classic one:

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

Chewbacca flips out, as Han is moments away from being frozen in carbonite.

Han Solo: Hey! Save your strength! There'll be another time. The Princess. You have to take care of her. You hear me? Huh?

Chewbacca growls in agreement. Leia and Han kiss. Han is put into position to be frozen in carbonite.

Princess Leia: I love you.

Han Solo: I know.

This was so awesome. Han was about to frozen, but he was still cocky as certain doom was staring him in the face. Throughout the film, a love relationship between Han and Leia was teased, but it never seemed like it would happen. Although, in the end, Leia couldn't hide her true feelings, and she professed her love for Solo. And of course, Solo responded the only way he could....he wasn't surprised Leia loved him ,and he made sure she knew about it. Such a classic scene.