Most Memorable Pick-Up

[TheOneBigWill]

Basically, explain your most memorable pick-up lines, or situations that you were in. What was the situation, what happened, how'd it go?

I have a few actually, the most memorable one for me, would be...

Jamie Carver. Cute girl, gorgeous. I definately lusted after her. I worked in a video store and worked with a girl who went to school with her. I mentioned being attracted.. she said she'd find out for me if it was mutual.

What she did was sent her over to the video store. I was still very much a virgin, and didn't know how to talk to girls. I just knew how to be me. The joking, serious at times, and idiotic self.

Our first conversation somehow got switched into me saying I was gay, but definately trying to find that "right girl" to change my mind.

We ended up going on a date.. and HAD I of been more "man-ish" I'm sure I wouldn't of been a virgin after that night. Unfortunately, I choked out. I couldn't bring myself to sleeping with her.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I haven't really got any. I've always spoken to everyone the same. Men and women get the same treatment off me. Same amount of swearing and rude comments. Some women find me repulsive, others once they realise I treat everyone the same are fine with it.

I'm pretty laid back so talking to women has never been a problem. I won't usually go out of my way, but If somebody comes up to me I wont be rude.

I'm also aware of how good looking I am, so I don't need to try.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I'm also aware of how good looking I am, so I don't need to try.

*sigh* I just don't have that confidence. I somehow find myself thinking.. "I feel a hell of a lot better looking than that guy.. and I know I'm more romantic and sweeter.. so what am I missing?!"

I've had several female friends literally tell me I need to be more of a dick, because the "nice guy" thing doesn't work. I've never listened to that, because its not in me to completely be a dick, on que.. but from the most of what I've seen.. its honestly true.

It all goes back to whats been said before. Most females want a guy they can turn from "bad" to "good." They don't want an already "good" guy, because then they got nothing to mold.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

ive got some hilarious ones....

There was a girl who was a neighbor of mine, er shall i say lived in the same "housing development" LOL. well one day, on the way back from the mailbox, I passed her standing outside and said "hey, you should come over". I was in Basketball shorts, a sleeveless tee, sandals, and had no underwear on. She walked to my place with me after I said that, and we had sex approximately 5 minutes after entering the house.

I caught a girl staring at me at a stoplight one night, and we ended up going to the same place. I got her number, she got mine, and weeks later she called me up, and it was on. lol

 

[TheOneBigWill]

The irony is most of my stories are of girls I either went on under 5 dates with, or barely even remember.. yet still remember the story.

Another situation was when I was 18, my friend wanted me to date this girl that was 15. At the time, I said no, because A.) I wasn't truthfully attracte to her. and B.) Then, I cared about age. (haha I laugh)

Anyways. I said no for a solid month. My friend would NOT quit. She said this girl really liked me, wanted to at least go on a date with me. Finally, since I really wasn't interested or seeing anyone else.. I caved and said fine.

So it was up to me, to call the girl and set everything up. So I called.. asked if she'd like to go to a movie, or something.. the exact fucking reply that I got was..

"Aww, I'm sorry Will. I kinda like this other guy that I'm hoping will ask me out."

SERIOUSLY! I went a whole f'n month saying no to even giving in.. and when I finally cave, thinking I'm being nice and giving out a chance. "I" get rejected. What the hell is that?!

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'm a bastard. But only if you do or have done something to me. But most people. The ones I associate with and the people they know, know I'm fine so long as you're cool with me. But if you get on my bad side I'm horrible. Not violent but I'll rip you to pieces. I'm considerably more intelligent than I come across on here.

 

[Derf]

Guy 1: If you went camping with your best friend, and woke up with a condom sticking out of your as, would you tell anyone?
Guy 2: Eww No.
Guy 1: Wanna go camping?
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Guy 1lightly slaps you in the back of the head)"Hows your head?
Guy 2: Fine, why?
Guy 1: Can I get a round?


Those two pickup lines were used on me by a guy at work. Neither of us are gay, but we had a good laugh anyways. Use em on a chick sometime, they might work lol

 

[DJ]

"Hey your like a parking ticket.You,ve got fine written all over you"

"Theres a party in my pants and your invited."