Morons at Work

[Danmen001]

What about socko, or if you want to be technical 'Mandible Claw'?

All you have to do is have a sock and shove it in their mouth.

 

[Downward Spiral]

What's wrong with the Clothesline From Hell? It's just as quick and effective than SCM. That, or a spear.

Or an FU, the most painful-looking move in the history of professional wrestling.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

Sledgehammer. It might, y'know, kill them but Triple H makes it look safe enough. Then go bang the owner's daughter.

Hmmmm. Good ideas, but the owner's daughter is under the age of 10. I thinnk I'll pass on that.

 

[Skullz Crack'Em]

Give them the good ol' Nature Boy Grapefruit/Testicular/Pussy Claw, although that may count as sexual harassment if done to female employees. If all else fails, beat them over the head with a stick

 

[RKO Orton]

Give them a Canadian Destroyer, it'll concuss them every time.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Suicide dive over the counter?

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

Van Daminator with the espresso machine

 

[TheRazorReturns]

I say pull a 'Jericho'. A scalding cup of coffee to the face...."Ooohhh.....sorry there champ. I hope I didn't BURN ya'." That, or just beat'em to death with a bag of scones....

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

So far...

1st place: Sweet Chin Music
2nd place: Van Daminator w/ Espresso Machine

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

What about a Brood-style blood bath?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Spinebuster through a table? Hurricanrana through a table? Something to do with a table.

 

[RKO Orton]

Canadian Destroyer through a table. That'd so own.

 

[klunderbunker]

Maybe a chokeslam or a samoan spike?

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

No way.....




FINGERPOKE OF DOOM...through a table.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Falcon Punch through a wall.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

why not falcon kick?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Because the Falcon Punch can destroy worlds - that'll really show 'em who's boss. Just ask Hulk Hogan:

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[Steamboat Ricky]

Haha. I watched that video yesterday. What an awful feud.

 

[Jonny B]

Just give them a People's Elbow... the most devastating move in wrestling history

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

Will beat you to that one Jonny.


*Infraction for duplicate posts*

 

[Uncle Sam]

Most electrifying move, Jonny. I'm all in favour of a Green Bay Plunge onto a photo copier.

 

[Jonny B]

Give him an X-Factor... then start a stable called X-Factor and act gay.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Green Bay Plunge...on a photo copier.

 

[Jonny B]

No

 

[Uncle Sam]

Ja! Ja?