Morons at Work

[Steamboat Ricky]

My co-workers and customers are absolute morons.


What should I do to them?

 

[Moon Knight]

Sweet Chin Music

 

[klunderbunker]

Depends on where you work. I work at a book store so I'd have to use a book end on idiotic customers and coworkers.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

Sweet Chin Music

Best possible response. I'll green rep anyone who can top that one.

 

[klunderbunker]

Chop all of them while shouting woo every time.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Chop all of them while shouting woo every time.

I do this at work regularly. hells yea.

 

[klunderbunker]

Well yeah norcal but isnt that kind of close to your job? Although be careful chopping those fish. Goldfish can be deadly.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

Chop all of them while shouting woo every time.

Good, but c'mon...

 

[klunderbunker]

Yeah I know its not the best. SCM is the absolute best and there's nothing I can use to top it.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

stone cold stunner or RKO

 

[Bernkastel]

Best possible response. I'll green rep anyone who can top that one.

Sharpshooter

 

[Moon Knight]

stone cold stunner or RKO

Sweet Chin Music is quicker and knocks their teeth out! That and you don't hurt your ass doing it.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

Sweet Chin Music is quicker and knocks their teeth out! That and you don't hurt your ass doing it.

Amen.

With the sharpshooter they are just going to scream and cry...thus, pissing me off further. Stunner and RKO might injure me in the process, and considering the amount of crap all around the coffee house, I might get some stains and/or trash on my trendy Hollister jeans. Sweet Chin Music keeps me on my feet and knocks them out. And I'm flexible enough so that it won't hurt my groin.

It is the ultimate answer so far, but I think it can be topped (no offense to DIAR).

 

[Bernkastel]

Amen.

With the sharpshooter they are just going to scream and cry...thus, pissing me off further. Stunner and RKO might injure me in the process, and considering the amount of crap all around the coffee house, I might get some stains and/or trash on my trendy Hollister jeans. Sweet Chin Music keeps me on my feet and knocks them out. And I'm flexible enough so that it won't hurt my groin.

It is the ultimate answer so far, but I think it can be topped (no offense to DIAR).

Rock Bottom

 

[Moon Knight]

Rock Bottom

That wouldn't even hurt. Plus he still falls face first.

 

[Moon Knight]

Amen.

With the sharpshooter they are just going to scream and cry...thus, pissing me off further. Stunner and RKO might injure me in the process, and considering the amount of crap all around the coffee house, I might get some stains and/or trash on my trendy Hollister jeans. Sweet Chin Music keeps me on my feet and knocks them out. And I'm flexible enough so that it won't hurt my groin.

It is the ultimate answer so far, but I think it can be topped (no offense to DIAR).

No offense taken. What could be better than SCM? Besides maybe a el con chair to, but you need 2 people for that...Powerbomb?

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

No offense taken. What could be better than SCM? Besides maybe a el con chair to, but you need 2 people for that...Powerbomb?

Shattered Dreams?

 

[Bernkastel]

That wouldn't even hurt. Plus he still falls face first.

How about the Uraken?

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[Moon Knight]

How about the Uraken?

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Might get a concussion from that. Headshot.

 

[Moon Knight]

Shattered Dreams?

Kick to the nuts or Kick to the head? Hmmmmm.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

Kick to the nuts or Kick to the head? Hmmmmm.

Which head???

 

[Moon Knight]

Which head??? :LOFL:

BOOOO!


Concussions last longer anyway....And dentures.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

I suck at smiley shortcuts.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Best possible response. I'll green rep anyone who can top that one.

The only possible reason they're morons & idiots are because they did it.. for da Rock.

Thus, the only logical thing to do. Rock Bottom them, followed by a outrageously ackward People's Elbow. Make sure you have something to take off and randomly throw at a nearby female. Be sure to twist your arms about, then run back and forth, before finally dropping an elbow.

If he doesn't sell it, check to make sure the idiot isn't Hogan and or Cena.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Sledgehammer. It might, y'know, kill them but Triple H makes it look safe enough. Then go bang the owner's daughter.