Monotony - A Bar Room Thread

[Y 2 Jake]

I usually piss sitting down anyway. Call me womanly but my philosophy is, why stand up when you can sit down? That holds true for almost any situation.

I've always liked you Dexter.

 

[ABMorales787]

I usually piss sitting down anyway. Call me womanly but my philosophy is, why stand up when you can sit down? That holds true for almost any situation.

Nah. That's not womanly. I do that at night or when drunk to avoid miss fire.

 

[The Doctor]

I usually piss sitting down anyway. Call me womanly but my philosophy is, why stand up when you can sit down? That holds true for almost any situation.

Same. Finally, someone with sense.

Plus when I get a girl, I won't have to deal with the toilet seat argument.

 

[ABMorales787]

Same. Finally, someone with sense.

Plus when I get a girl, I won't have to deal with the toilet seat argument.

Wait, you're supposed to put the seat down? Sh*t, no wonder its cold when I leak.

 

[The Doctor]

I'm going to red rep people who use my avatar.

 

[D-Man]

I've just finished my plot against the entire world. Earth shall be mine... ALL MINE!!!

 

[ABMorales787]

I'm going to red rep people who use my avatar.

I'm gonna red rep people who red rep me for using the avatar I made.

 

[The Doctor]

I'm gonna red rep people who red rep me for red repping them for using the avatar that you made but I claimed for myself.

 

[Theo Mays]

Has anyone had the Quaker Mini Delights? I just finished a snack sized peanut butter bag and I must say I was pleasantly thrilled with how delicious they are.

 

[ABMorales787]

I'm gonna red rep people who red rep me for red repping them for using the avatar that you made but I claimed for myself.

*burp*

 

[Theo Mays]

[QUOTE="The Kill Joy" Robert Morales;1729603]*burp*[/QUOTE]

Excuse you. I heard that all the way over here.

Anyone wanna read the story for me that i have to read for English II. I'm too lazy to get the book out and actually do it myself.

 

[Mr. TM]

Using the facilities, got out of be because it was too hot.

 

[HBK-aholic]

I'm thinking of getting a cold shower to wake me up before I fall asleep. I wonder if I can make someone look after Daniel for 10 minutes.

 

[Bernkastel]

I'm painting the rest of my closet doors today, if it doesn't rain. I also have to see the shock doctor for more crazy pills.

 

[D-Man]

I'm going to rob a bank today... with a water gun.

 

[Bernkastel]

and by water, you must mean hydrochloric acid

 

[ABMorales787]

I'm going to rob a bank today... with a water gun.

A banana works better.

 

[D-Man]

Actually, I'll just pull my pants down and say, "This is a stick-up!"

 

[Blade]

Actually, I'll just pull my pants down and say, "This is a stick-up!"

Don't poke any eyes out

 

[ABMorales787]

Actually, I'll just pull my pants down and say, "This is a stick-up!"

"My God, he's mad! Quick, toss him thesecretary and run for cover!"

 

[The Doctor]

And the amusing irony of the false claims of red repping was that Luther actually red repped me.

 

[ABMorales787]

And the amusing irony of the false claims of red repping was that Luther actually red repped me.

 

[D-Man]

One of you need to change your fucking avatar... I feel like I'm seeing double-posts.

 

[Lee]

I'm drinking water, which is nice.

 

[The Doctor]

I had it first.

My head hurts.