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[FromTheSouth]

MyFoxAtlanta:

Top 50 Text Acronyms
Parents Should Know

Updated: Friday, 22 May 2009, 5:07 PM EDT
Published : Wednesday, 20 May 2009, 8:54 PM EDT

ATLANTA (MyFOX ATLANTA) - Here is a list from netlingo.com of the top acronyms commonly used on the Internet and in text messages.



Top 50 Text Acronyms Parents Need to Know


1 8 Oral sex
2 1337 Elite
3 143 I love you
4 182 I hate you
5 459 I love you
6 1174 Nude club
7 420 Marijuana
8 ADR Address
9 ASL Age/Sex/Location
10 Banana Penis
11 CD9 or Code 9 Parents are around
12 DUM Do You *********e?
13 DUSL Do You Scream Loud?
14 FB F*** Buddy
15
16 FMLTWIA F*** Me Like The ****e I Am
17 FOL Fond of Leather
18 GNOC Get Naked On Cam
19 GYPO Get Your Pants Off
20 IAYM I Am Your Master
21 IF/IB In the Front or In the Back
22 IIT Is It Tight?
23 ILF/MD I Love Female/Male Dominance
24 IMEZRU I Am Easy, Are You?
25 IWSN I Want Sex Now
26 J/O Jerking Off
27 KFY or K4Y Kiss For You
28 Kitty Vagina
29 KPC Keeping Parents Clueless
30 MorF Male or Female
31 LMIRL Let's Meet In Real Life
32 MOOS Member Of The Opposite Sex
33 WYCM Will You Call Me?
34 MOS Mom Over Shoulder
35 MPFB My Personal F*** Buddy
36 NALOPKT Not A Lot Of People Know That
37 NIFOC Nude In Front Of The Computer
38 NMU Not Much, You?
39 P911 Parent Alert
40 PAL Parents Are Listening
41 PAW Parents Are Watching
42 PIR Parent In Room
43 POS Parent Over Shoulder or Piece Of Sh**
44 PRON Porn
45 Q2C Quick To Cum
46 RU/18 Are You Over 18?
47 RUH Are You Horny?
48 S2R Send To Receive
49 SorG Straight or Gay
50 TDTM Talk Dirty To Me

Now you can pick up a 14 year old or understand the majority of the posts in the wrestling sections.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Those are stupid. No one uses those.

 

[klunderbunker]

Who in the hell sends things like Fuck me like the ****e I am?

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Or like..

NALOPKT

Not A Lot Of People Know That

 

[klunderbunker]

Not A Lot Of People Know That NALOPKT means what it means.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

FOL

 

[FromTheSouth]

One of my red rep comments was DILLIGAF

Does it look like I give a fuck?

 

[klunderbunker]

I await the day that people just stop using words all together and start making random sounds.

 

[simpsons_fanatic742]

One day it will happen KB, one day...

 

[Milkyway!]

Who in the hell sends things like Fuck me like the ****e I am?

me

 

[Hyorinmaru]

me

****e

 

[Milkyway!]

No u.

 

[Ty Burna]

Who in the hell sends things like Fuck me like the ****e I am?

Erm...I don't know if I really want to answer this question.....

 

[Milkyway!]

Hammy sent me that text message the other day. Was like, 3 days ago? or something like that.

 

[klunderbunker]

Well of course she would. I mean people that aren't sexual predators.

 

[Ty Burna]

Fine I talked myself into it...

Ex strippers needing to get laid at 3 am have texted me that before.

 

[Milkyway!]

Well did you Ty?

 

[Ty Burna]

Well did you Ty?

I think it's one of those questions that should be answered before it's even asked.

 

[Milkyway!]

Ahh attaboy. Play it safe. Ex-strippers = present herpees

 

[Spunky]

The next generation are devolving back into apes.

 

[Sparky]

I dare someone to use all of those in one post. like people do on TV, i dares you. rep might be involved if its funny

 

[Blade]

I await the day that people just stop using words all together and start making random sounds.

We already do that in Ireland thanks to years of drinking too much. We never now what we're saying, but we also never have ******ed text acronyms.

So really, it's a mixed bag.

 

[Shadowmancer]

I love how 15 is completely blank. but IDK, I R 1337 but I have know idea how 1147 is equal to nude, I thought the point of txt messaging was to make it shorter and therefore pen15 rather than writing out a longer word in banana. But then again NALOPKT and it isn't that it is these within the context of the thread. I also thought ASL covered off MorF. And what self respecting person doesn't know what 420 is. I lol everytime I see the phrase FMLTWIA it is almost like saying IMEZRU. fuck everyone knows the Pron was created to get around search filters. But when you go to a house do you go IF/IB.

Fuck this is difficult to come up with ways to fit them all into a singular post.

 

[Sparky]

 

[Coco]

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