Monotony - A Bar Room Thread

[Y 2 Jake]

Doing something meaningless and boring, sitting in front of a computer for example, say so here. Just been the shops and been given the wrong change by that non-English speaking gentleman who looks like he tried and failed to kill himself with a shotgun, this is the thread for you. Your parents are in Hawaii and you need to be told what to do, (*********e somewhere weird just because you can is the obvious answer) come on down.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

In the bed, window open, laying in the boxer shorts. My bed smells like sexual intercourse

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'm at my computer, I've just previously read a post by The Might Norcal.

 

[Theo Mays]

This thread is awesome. I'm sitting at school with nothing better to do so I come here.

 

[Blade]

Twice today I've found myself feeling hungry. Which is interesting because I've only been awake for 3 hours and usually I only find myself feeling hungry once in that particular time frame.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I bulk changed the VAT on all of my e-bay listings and it reset them all to their original quantities. I'm now in the process of going trough them all and editing them.

 

[Dexter]

Went out in my pajamas to the little diner down the street and got lunch... yeah, lunch, at 10:30 am. Hamburger steak, mashed potatoes, broccoli and cheese, and cornbread... and a peach soda. Enjoying that now as I watch Star Trek: TNG on the DVR. It's the one where Kahless comes back. Good episode.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Im holding in my morning piss bc its warm in my bed and not warm outside the bed, and im extremely lazy

 

[Nitafrong]

I'm listening to music and trying to read a report from the UN Development Programme for an essay of mine. I may go for a walk later. If I do so I will make sure to inform you all of this exciting development, who I meet on this walk and my thoughts on Dublin itself.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'm sat here wondering, where did the Pointless Thread go?

 

[Fuel The Fire]

I need breakfast

 

[D-Man]

I ate an everything bagel and now I'm burping up garlic.

Oh, and my foot itches.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Oh, and my foot itches.

I'd give it a scratch, but that's just me.

I'm freezing but I feel it's beneath me to move and get something to warm me up.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I'm freezing but I feel it's beneath me to move and get something to warm me up.

to this end, iv been holding this piss for so long, I dont even feel like I need to go anymore. I wonder were it went

 

[Y 2 Jake]

If you need a piss in the middle of the night do you lie there even though you won't be able to fall asleep until you've let it out?

 

[Blade]

to this end, iv been holding this piss for so long, I dont even feel like I need to go anymore. I wonder were it went

Are your sheets damp? That might explain it...

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I do sometimes. But often, I ending up falling asleep only to wake up about 30 minutes later in a terrible amount of discomfort

 

[The Doctor]

I am sitting in class watching a video about Reagan.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I've just emptied my bin and there was some cutlery at the bottom of it. I removed it and then washed my hands.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

just got done dropping off my dogs to the groomer...... uneventfull

 

[D-Man]

I hate waking up in the morning with a pee-boner. It's so hard not to hit my seat when i'm doing the business.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

If you sit the seat will keep it aimed in the bowl.

 

[Dexter]

I usually piss sitting down anyway. Call me womanly but my philosophy is, why stand up when you can sit down? That holds true for almost any situation.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I just let a cat out and then almost immediately back in. The new cat's been picking on her again and so I locked him in an upstairs bedroom.

 

[ABMorales787]

I've been harrissing Ronald McDonald for a job.

HIRE ME YOU MAKE-UP WEARING HOMOPHOBE!!!