MMA in the Bar room!! *In memorium of JMT and TDigs' thread*

[Da Prophet]

The GOAT has been defeated.

Between Joanna losing and Jones pissing hot, this sport has fucked me all year long.

 

[ShinChan]

My father called for Rose' win. I didn't agree. And Now, I need to agree.

 

[klunderbunker]

There's very little solution to getting punched in the face. Sometimes you just get caught with a hard shot.

 

[Da Prophet]

Immediate rematch must happen. Joanna deserves that if Rousey got one.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Joanna isn't the draw that Rousey was, but I think that Joanna is better built to recover from the loss than what Rousey was.

 

[Da Prophet]

TJ and Cody was as fun a 2 round fight I've seen in ages.

 

[justinsayne]

This card is killing me, all my favorite champions aren't champions anymore

 

[Da Prophet]

GSP is a baaaaaad man!!!!

 

[Da Prophet]

GSP is a baaaaaad man!!!!

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Four years off, moves up a weight class, and chokes the champ out cold. GSP BABY!!!

 

[justinsayne]

GSP vs. Bobby Knuckles next?!

 

[Da Prophet]

GSP vs. Bobby Knuckles next?!

UFC booked Perth for next year.

It's the opposite side of the country but fuck it! I'll be there live for it if they do the dance in Australia.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Fuck ya, thank God GSP beat that bastard. Now he should really retire before he gets destroyed against any one of the top contenders.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Thug Rose! Thug Rose! Thug Rose!

 

[A11oftheLights]

There was an interview with Dana White on the UFC Facebook page and he didnt sound too keen on GSP vs Whittaker just gave like a simple yes and then tried to move on as quick as possible

 

[Da Prophet]

There was an interview with Dana White on the UFC Facebook page and he didnt sound too keen on GSP vs Whittaker just gave like a simple yes and then tried to move on as quick as possible

Fucker already trying to rob us of our rightful GSP vs. Bobby Knuckles fight in Australia. I will not stand for this!

 

[justinsayne]

When he was asked about Woodley/GSP, he shut that down & said GSP/Whittaker is the next fight.

 

[A11oftheLights]

Fair enough then. Have seen others saying that GSP wont stay up (not that they'd know) but then others have said that he's contractually obligated to defend it.

I get a feeling that Bisping overlooked GSP, as dumb as that sounds. He was talking all about how he wasnt going to perth to fight whittaker and how his wife will be the only australian to touch the belt and now he's beaten

 

[Richard Blonoff]

If Bisping had half the in cage talent that his mouth made you believe he did, he would see a hybrid of Jones and Silva and Fedor.

 

[Da Prophet]

Well, here is the latest Jon Jones rumour from Joe Rogan. Again, only a rumour which Joe said he got from speaking to someone but wouldn't name his source.

So, the stuff Jones pissed hot for can be found in Creatine from China, when it gets tainted, and Creatine is sometimes used to cut cocaine.

And... Jon Jones had a birthday 10 days before the fight.

Haven't checked the dates of the tests to see if the rumour fits but it'd be hilarious if true.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Yeah. Jones bday is July 19th, the fight was July 29th. Fun times.

Forbes ran an article today talking about the possibility of Jones heading to Bellator to right his wrongs and redeem himself.

 

[Da Prophet]

Yeah. Jones bday is July 19th, the fight was July 29th. Fun times.

Forbes ran an article today talking about the possibility of Jones heading to Bellator to right his wrongs and redeem himself.

I knew that, I was referencing the actual tests. Found them!

Everything fits. He didn't test positive until after his birthday. Cocaine would've been out of his system before his next test, most likely, so it very well may have been a birthday celebration gone wrong.

We need to get his dealer on the phone to #freejonjones.

UPDATE: A USADA spokesperson on Friday released a statement to MMA Fighting’s Ariel Helwani confirming publicly that Turinabol is the substance Jones popped for and explaining the tests Jones underwent in July. That statement can be read below.

“Given that Mr. Jones’ agent has publicly commented on this case, we can confirm Mr. Jones provided a urine and blood sample on July 6th and an additional urine sample on the 7th — all of which were reported negative. On July 28th, his urine sample tested positive for turinabol — as confirmed previously — then after the fight he provided a blood sample that was reported negative.”

“The prohibited anabolic steroid turinabol is only tested for in urine screens and not in blood tests. Urine and blood screens are complimentary to each other and don’t analyze for the same substances. Importantly, Mr. Jones is innocent unless and until the established process determines otherwise. It’s only fair to let due process occur before jumping to any conclusions.”

https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/9/1/16241272/jon-jones-passed-usada-blood-test-the-night-of-ufc-214

Jones passed 3/4 drug tests.

75% is a passing grade last time I checked!

 

[Da Prophet]

Valentina Shevchenko called out Paige VanZant.

Bloodbath would occur.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Matt Brown killed Diego Sanchez. RIP.

 

[justinsayne]

Diego needs fucking retire already.