So bummed I didn't get tickets for this one.
Oh well. Went to a little dive bar for this one with two of my friends. 'Twas surprisingly crowded in there.
Kane vs. Randy Orton - I thought this was a fun match and a good way to start the show. It's a match you won't remember too much, as evidence by me not remembering the whole thing. The Ryder thing was kinda funny. But I did like the DDT off the announce table, and then Orton escaping the Tombstone to get the RKO on the chair. Fun match, but not one worth remembering after a while.
Brodus Clay vs. Dolph Ziggler - BRODUS!!!!! The Funkasaurus is over like a mofo. A pretty short match, but it was good to see Clay having to really mix it up and go on the defensive a little bit. Ziggler did a solid job throughout, and Brodus picking up the win was good for him.
Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show It was what it was. Once the table stip was shown I figured it would be a way for Cody to win. Didn't think it would be by kicking his leg off the rope, but that was a nice touch. Show's face was priceless. It was funny my buddy was arguing that Show's body didn't go through the table, lol.
Post match beat down was crazy. Show throwing Cody to the outside table got a big collective "OOOOOOHHHHHHH" in the bar. Cody walking out after a while was a solid touch.
Then it got ramped up as we got to the real meat of the show. OOOOOOOOHHHHH YES!
Daniel Bryan vs. Sheamus - Hell yes to this match. Nice back and forth action. Bryan used his quickness to get the better of Sheamus a bit. The first fall took a while to get. I was like "YOU HAVE TWO OTHER FALLS!! GET THE FIRST!" Seeing the Cloverleaf was an awesome touch! Hopefully we see more of it. The DQ for the first fall didn't surprise me, figured it would be a way for Bryan to work on his arm for the second fall. Went NUTS when Bryan charged in and took the boot to the face! Got the place chanting "YES!". The kickout was good, and Bryan got back going with the vicious kick to the head of Sheamus. But the Brogue Kick to end it was awesome. Such a good match.
Ryback vs. Two Jobbers - This was what it was. DOMINATION! Also gave the crowd a breather, which after Bryan/Sheamus and before Punk/Jericho, was going to be needed. That backpack stunner was sweet, and I love his modified Musclebuster.
Do people really think the US Title match should have gone here? While it would've been nice to be on the PPV, this was time needed to let the crowd calm down. Do you really think the crowd is going to calm down in that situation while Santino is out there? SANTINO IS MORE OVER THAN ABOUT 95% OF THE ROSTER! Crowd would've been exhausted for the next match. Which was...
Chris Jericho vs. CM Punk The Canadian raised American vs. the hometown boy. Fun match going back and forth. The kendo stick was nice, and I loved seeing Punk swinging for the fences after the Irish Whip. Punk's sister in the front row was cool to see throughout, and the taunts from Jericho were a nice touch. The big elbow on the table was freaking sweet! I thought it was over after the Codebreaker using the chair, but shouted with the kickout. GTS to end it and sending the Chicago crowd into another tizzy.
Nikki Bella vs. ? - I was expecting Kharma but was surprised and happy to see Layla. Another crowd breather but it wasn't awful by any means. The twin magic didn't work since Layla beat Brie so I'm sure some shenanigans will be afoot with Eve. It worked. Call it filler, meh. It served its purpose of getting the crowd a breather for the war that was coming.
Brock Lesnar vs. John Cena - That was an ass kicking. Brock wailed on Cena pretty much the whole match. Those elbows were freakin' nasty! I had hoped Cena would get more offense in than what he did, but it all worked. The tree of woe on the outside was a sweet spot. Then the Kimura on the steps in the ring. I told my friends right before, watch Cena pick him up for a slam on the steps. What happened? BAM BITCH! Cena is a freak!!! Brock doing that insane jumping diving punch was awesome, but it looked like Brock fucked up his knee pretty bad. He still got up, but fuck man did the knee on the top rope look baaaad. Brock got caught going for it again and took that chain right to the head. Cena getting that moment for the AA was sick. Getting that 1, 2, 3 had to be gratifying.
This was an awesome PPV. What needed delivering did, and the right people won. If you hated this, then you are one unfortunate person, because this rocked.