Maybe too much here to cram into 3 hours but something I would like to see on Raw 1000.
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In Ring Promo - D-X, Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman.
Triple H and HBK are in the ring. They introduce us to some 'old friends'. Out come X-Pac, Road Dogg and Billy Gunn. HBK cuts a promo about how him and his buddies gave their lives to WWE and how someone like Triple H bleeds WWE and would put his life on the line for the company. Brock Lesnars music hits and out he comes with Paul Heyman. Brock talks about destroying Cena and being bigger than WWE. Brock talks about business and says he struck a business deal of his own. X-Pac, Billy Gunn and Road Dogg surround Triple H and HBK and go to work on them. They manage to clean house but Heyman hits Triple H with a low blow. HBK goes for the 'superkick' on Brock but Brock catches him and spears him to the ground before pummelling him. Brock takes the mic to a fallen Triple H and tells him he accepts.
Backstage Segment - Daniel Bryan & Edge
Daniel Bryan is shown backstage and is approached by Edge. They talk about the wedding and Edge mentions his two failed Weddings with Lita and Vickie. Bryan looks like he is having second thoughts.
Match One Ryback vs Ezekiel Jackson
Ryback gets his first real credible opponent. Jackson offers offense but Ryback goes over him with relative ease increasing his stock. Out of nowhere Mark Henry comes through the crowd and attacks Ryback from behind and enters him into the Hall of Pain. This is the start of a fued and a match at Summerslam.
Backstage Segment Mr McMahon, Stephanie McMahon & Jack Swagger
Vince is backstage talking to Stephanie about how he is the greatest GM that Raw has ever seen over its 1000 episodes. Alberto Del Rio interupts and says its good to have Vince back. He talks about Rey Mysterio and says he wants him tonight. Vince says he can have Rey Mysterio in a three on three match later. It will be Alberto Del Rio, Chris Jericho and Dolph Ziggler vs Rey Mysterio, Kane and Sheamus. Oh and there will be a special guest referee.
Backstage Segment - Bret Hart, Jim Neidhart, Tyson Kidd, Natayla, Prime Time Players & Abraham Washington
Bret Hart is shown talking to Tyson Kidd and Natalya when someone arrives offscreen. The camera pans and we see it is Jim Neidhart! Kidd and Natalya tell them they are the greatest Tag Team ever when they are interupted by AW and Prime Time Players. AW tells Bret and Jim the best Tag Team ever is stood right in front of them. He challenges Bret, Jim and Kidd to a match. Kidd points out it will be a 3 on 2 match. AW informs them he found someone to even the odds and introduces Tensai
Match Two - Bret Hart, Jim Neidhart & Tyson Kidd vs Prime Time Players & Tensai.
Kidd does most of the work for the Hart Foundation. Big Jim gets the hot tag and manages to demolish Darren Young, Bret is tagged in while Jim and Kidd fight on the outside with Tensai and Titus. Bret gets D Young in the 'sharpshotter' and he taps. The Hart Foundation all celebrate in the ring.
Backstage Segment - Mr McMahon & Mick Foley
Mr McMahon is shown backstage talking to Mick Foley and how they were both great GM's. Mick askes if there is any opportunities on the horizon for a general managers job over on Smackdown. Vince says he has an idea - 20 WWE Legends from the past will compete in an over the top Battle Royal for the position of GM on Smackdown this week. Vince tells Foley to get ready for his match.
Match Three - Santino & Hornswoggle vs Doink & Dink
Santinos music hits and out he comes with Hornswoggle. Out to face them come Doink and Dink. You get a daft match with lots of comedy spots before Santino and Hornswoggle hit the double Cobra on Doink and Dink for the double pin and win.
Backstage Segment - Daniel Bryan & CM Punk
Daniel Bryan is shown packing around backstage when he is approached by CM Punk. Punk warns him about AJ and hopes he knows what he is getting himself in for, but then again they are suited and welcome to each other. Bryan tells Punk to keep his opinions to himself and concentrate on his title defence against John Cena later.
Match Four - IC Title - Christian vs Wade Barrett
Christian defends against the returning Wade Barrett. Barrett cheats his way to victory and is the new IC Champion setting up a feud with Christian. Barrett continues the onslaught at the end after the bell but Edge runs down to make the save. Edge carries Christian to the back.
The Wedding - Daniel Bryan & AJ
Creative juices running low. Care cup is also empty.
Match Five - Heath Slater vs The Undertaker
Heath takes to the ring and cuts a promo about there been more legends than ever here tonight and he could beat anyone one of them. Lights out and we here the gong. Undertaker makes his return and his way to the ring. He squashes Slater in under 30 seconds.
Match Six - Legends Battle Royal for GM of Smackdown
We return and Heath Slater is still lying in the ring. Mick Foleys music hits and he makes his way down as the first competitor. Foley gives Slater 'Mr Socko' just for good measure. Slater makes his way back up the ramp but various legends make their way down like Rikishi, DDP, Animal, Tatanka, Hacksaw, Steve Blackman etc etc all beating on Slater as they pass him.
Foley wins the Battle Royal and he will be the GM of Smackdown this week.
Backstage Segment - The Rock & John Cena
The Rock is shown watching Mick Foley on the monitors celebrate. His smiles turn to concern when we see John Cena enter the frame. Cena asks Rock about his WWE Title aspirations and says to get in line because Cena is next! The Rock says he is waiting, and he will be waiting down at ringside after his match with CM punk tonight. The Rock is on a scouting mission.
Match Seven Alberto Del Rio, Dolph Ziggler, Chris Jericho vs Rey Mysterio, Kane & Sheamus
Del Rio comes out first and takes the mic. He cuts a promo about being the richest, classiest guy ever to enter the WWE. JBLs music cuts him off and out comes his limo. JBL makes his way to the ring. He tells Del Rio he is a cheaper, less successful copy of himself. He says Del Rio may own nice cars, but he has to drive them and he doesnt have a chauffeur like him. He then announces that he is the special guest Ref as the rest make their way out. Ziggler and Sheamus are in the ring with the rest outside. Vickie passes Ziggler the MITB briefcase and he knocks Sheamus clean out. JBL calls for the bell and disqualifies them. Ziggler then decides he wants to cash in the MITB briefcase as Sheamus is out cold. JBL is hesitant to accept but Ziggler pleads with him that he does. JBL does the right thing and is about to call for the bell to start the match but not before Chris Jericho slides into the ring and hits the codebreaker on Ziggler! Jericho costs Ziggler the opportunity to cash in and win the title.
In Ring Promo - Vince McMahon and Stone Cold Steve Austin
Vince makes his way down to the ring he wants to thank all the legends who have turned up tonight, those who could make it and those who couldn't. Vince then announces himself as the permanenet GM of Raw for the forseeable future. All of sudden the glass breaks and Stone Cold Steve Austin makes his return! Austin plays the crowd a little and reminds Vince about their rivarly. Vince looks uneasy and says its all in the past and they should put it all behind them. Naturally Austin gives Vince the stunner and celebrates with some beer.
In Ring Promo - The Rock & CM Punk
We come back and Austin is still in the ring but he starts to make his way up the ramp. JRs music hits and he makes his way down to join the commentary booth to call the main event. He tips his hat as he passes Austin in the ring. Austin starts to make his way up the ramp when The Rocks music hits and they pass each other on the ramp giving their 'staredown' before carefully going on their way. Rock hits the ring and cuts a promo about the WWE Title and once again his promise that he will hold it. CM Punks music hits and he makes his way down to the ring. Punk tells him after he beats Cena tonight he will be waiting for The Rocks challenge. He doesnt care if its next week on Raw, next PPV or at Wrestlemania 29. Being the most electrifying man in all of entertainment doesnt come close to the best in the world. Cenas music cuts them off and they both turn their attention to him.
Main Event (WWE Title CM Punk vs John Cena)
Rock is scouting the match when Big Show comes down to the ring. Show enters the ring and chokeslams both competitors for a double DQ. Rock enters the ring to make the save. Rock Bottom to Big Show followed by The Peoples Elbow. Rock turns around into the Attitude Adjustment as Cena celebrates. He turns around and gets the Go To Sleep as Punk celebrates with the title!
