Richard Blonoff
Make America Rassle Again
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The pyrotechnics go off before the camera pans around through the arena, highlighting the fans going crazy and some very interesting signs brought by them. We transition to Sebastian Copeland & Jack Cohen at the commentator's table who are ready to kick off the show.
Copeland: Welcome everyone to another episode of Meltdown here at the Norfolk Scope in Norfolk, Virginia. I'm Sebastian Copeland and I'm here alongside my broadcast partner, Jack Cohen. Are you ready for tonight?
Cohen: When am I not ready, Seabass? We've got ourselves a variety of matches tonight including the official debut of Oleg Rasputin & Victor Makarov as Team Russia taking on the Gold Rush finalists Veejay & Dorian Slaughter in tag team action. Can't wait for that one.
Copeland: We've got rookies going up against each other in singles action, one half of the huge Cerberus/Hard Metal Penetration saga as Ramparte takes on S.H.I.-
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Sebastian is cut short as Mikey Stormrage walks out onto the entrance ramp to a series of cheers by the crowd. Mikey stands on the ramp looking out to the audience with half a smile. He heads down to the ring, looking very focused and serious.
Copeland: Looks like we'll be kicking off this show earlier than scheduled.
Cohen: And he stopped you from talking! What's not to like about this? It's probably the first time I've ever said that about Mikey, despite how much of a loser he is. Good job.
Copeland: That's exactly the attitude Mikey's been aiming to remove from most people's minds in recent weeks. With his impressive match last round and keeping up with the World title contenders, he may start to turn some heads.
Cohen: One match and one rant ain't going to change my mind. He needs to do something big and fast.
Mikey Stormrage enters the ring and grabs a microphone from Truman Harrys. He stands in the middle of the ring, trying to find the words to put together as the crowd cheers for Mikey (with a couple of boo's here and there). Eventually, Stormrage puts the microphone to his mouth.
Stormrage: Last Ascension, the owner of this company Mr Banks officially announced the World title match to be a Triple Threat between Ty Burna...
The crowd boos.
Stormrage: ... and Matt Tastic...
Loud cheers.
Stormrage: ... the new World Champion Constantine...
The loudest reaction out of the three as boos.
Stormrage: ... inside the Hell in a Cell for the Gold Rush Pay-Per-View. This match is being hailed as the finale of the Live Mas vs. The Elite rivalry that has been going for almost a year over a Championship that all three of these men have held throughout that time. I cannot fault Mr. Banks for making this match...
Mikey takes a moment, tapping on the microphone as he gets a more frustrated, angrier look on his face.
Stormrage: ... but I'll be damned if I'm left out of this match! Don't get me wrong: this isn't sour grapes about my recent performances concerning earning a World Championship opportunity in the Gold Rush tournament and my match against Ty Burna at Kingdom Come. This is about ending this long-standing rivalry between the four of us once and for all! Leaving me out of this match is a-
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Mikey lowers his microphone, looking towards the entrance way as the new WZCW World Heavyweight Championship Constantine walks out. The crowd boos heavily as Constantine smiles and shows off his belt.
Cohen: Finally, someone comes out here to shut this fatty up. I can't take any more of his whining!
Constantine raises the microphone.
Constantine: Wow. When I thought you couldn't stoop any lower, you pull this spiel about wanting to be in the fight rather than fight for my World championship? How pathetic! You disgust me and you should be ashamed of yourself. You are lucky that you and I can be muttered in the same breath.
The crowd boos as Mikey shakes his head.
Constantine: Face it, fatty! You lost your opportunity in the Lethal Lottery, you lost your opportunity at Kingdom Come and you lost in the first round of the Gold Rush tournament. Three consecutive opportunities were given to you on a silver platter and you failed! You have no grounds to demand anything! I, on the other hand, defeated 7 competitors to complete the Elite X gauntlet to EARN one chance at this championship and put everything on the line to successfully call it mine!
Constantine holds the title in the air.
Constantine: I'm the one who defied the odds. I'm the success story here-
Stormrage: Shut your damn mouth, John!
The crowd cheers as Constantine has a shocked, yet enraged face.
Stormrage: We get it, John. We understood the first 78 times you've recounted this story and it gets even more boring and unbearable every time... and you don't have to remind me of my failures. I know what happened, that's on me... but I know I can beat you. I know I can beat every person in that match because no matter how many times you knock me down, I will always stand back up and be ready for more! Whether or not I have the opportunity for the World Championship isn't the big issue: I want to prove to the world that Mikey Stormrage is just as dangerous a threat as any of the greatest wrestlers in our sport and to end everything we've put each other through over the last year! Even you would agree to that.
More cheers and applause are headed Mikey's way as Constantine laughs. It takes a moment for him to let it all out before continuing.
Constantine: If you haven't noticed, tonight is the final match between The Elite and whatever stupid fast food slogan you wish to name yourselves. You've got your opportunity to fight us and hang with us in the ring but the World title match at Gold Rush has nothing to do with you, no matter how hard you try to spew this sympathetic propaganda. Accept it Mikey, tonight is it. Savour it whilst you can.
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Constantine turns around to see the General Manager of Meltdown Vance Bateman walk out beside him with a microphone in his hand as well. He greets Constantine before raising his microphone.
Bateman: You know, Mikey: Constantine has a point. You've done nothing to deserve an opportunity at the World Championship so the match will remain as a Triple Threat match.
The crowd boos as Constantine applauds the statement whilst Mikey hangs his head slightly in shame but mostly in frustration.
Bateman: However, Mr. Banks has given you tonight to prove yourself worthy and maybe, just maybe... you might sneak yourself a chance at the World Heavyweight Championship. I cannot reverse this decision but I can specify how it can happen. Tonight, Constantine and yourself will be on opposing teams. If Constantine allows, should you somehow manage to pin the World champ or make him submit in this tag team match, you will be added to the Hell in a Cell match at Gold Rush.
Mikey lifts his head with a glimmer of hope in his eyes. Vance looks over to Constantine who is pondering about what the GM has just said.
Bateman: Constantine?
John takes a couple more seconds before answering.
Constantine: You know what? Let's throw the dog a bone, shall we? I'll accept these terms... but Mikey has to pin me or make me submit to win the match. Not Matt Tastic winning. Not defeating Ty Burna. Me!
Bateman nods his head.
Bateman: Definitely. Well Mikey, I hope you're happy. You've got one last chance... but this is your final one, so make it count.
Stormrage: Trust me, I will.
Bateman leaves through the entrance as Constantine smirks at Mikey Stormrage, holding up his championship up high and reminding Mikey that he cannot beat him. Stormrage stares directly at the champ, not letting his sights off him.
Copeland: This is huge news, Jack! We may potentially have a fourth competitor in the World title match at Gold Rush!
Cohen: I cannot believe Mikey weaselled his way into getting an opportunity but luckily, it's not easy by any stretch of the imagination. If he wants to win, not only does he have to win the match for his team, he has to make Constantine submit or keep his shoulders down for the three count. It must be a clean, cut finish by Mikey. Any other result spells disaster for Mikey.
Copeland: It's going to be an uphill battle for Mikey Stormrage. With the match being a tag team match, he'll not only need to be in the ring as the legal man but hope that Constantine is tagged into the match at the same time as well. An almost impossible task for Mikey ahead in tonight's main event.