Megan Fox Joining Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

[The Butcher]

Relax buddy, no need to yell. And being female in a ninja turtles movie doesn't automatically mean that female is April. In all fairness, he never said who she would be playing.

Venus DeMilo.

It's either this or Irma.

 

[Lee]

Remember when Bay last year said it would be called Ninja turtles?

Why then does he say "TMNT: we are bringing Megan Fox back into the family".

Ch-ch-ch-chaaaaaaaanges.

 

[Miko]

Venus DeMilo.

You really think they'd get Megan Fox in and then make her look like a turtle?

 

[Gelgarin]

I would.

 

[Miko]

I imagine your not overly concerned with appealing to 13 year old boys though

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Unless he is overly concerned with appealing to 13 year old boys with turtle fetishes. It is a larger demographic than most realize. I remember when I was that age I lost interest in the series because there were no turtles that I could get off too.

 

[The Butcher]

Well, technically she'd be an alien, not a turtle. But for those with a turtle-like alien fetish- forget about it.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Unless he is overly concerned with appealing to 13 year old boys with turtle fetishes. It is a larger demographic than most realize. I remember when I was that age I lost interest in the series because there were no turtles that I could get off too.

Is this an accurate representative of the 'core audience'?

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[Danger Burger]

Have we got a Casey Jones yet?

 

[Kodo Sawaki]

Man no one gives a a FUCK about goddamn APRIL, they are going to be fucking aliens!! No Splinter and Shredder!!

NO mOTHERFUCKING SPLINTER AND SHREDDER

Michael Bay, destroying your childhood while making a money on that.

Its just wrong, starting from the name of the film and continuing on everything else...

 

[The Butcher]

Have we got a Casey Jones yet?

I hope it's Taylor Lautner or Channing Tatum. Anyone who draws the ire of "adult" males in this fading republic.