The scene opens and JKO is in the backstage area smoking something that is censored (electronically scrambled) by the screen in one hand. He has a foam cup in his other hand. He sees the camera, takes a sip from his cup, and puts it down. He takes out his red and black iPhone.
JKO: One of the main headlines on WZCW.com, Christian Battlez vs. Duke Miles vs. Chris Beckford vs. Jordan Lights vs. Max Karzai vs. Byakko vs. J-Dogg vs. JKO in An 8-Man Over The Top Battle Royal for a spot not only on the WZCW Roster, but also for a spot in the Lethal Lottery.
JKO smokes his censored substance and coughs.
JKO: Ladies, Gentlemen, and Lady Gaga. On the next edition of Meltdown, we will have a battle royal. Not just any battle royal, no. The Primetime Player, JKO will be in this match. The Primetime Player, JKO, will go into this match. The Primetime Player, JKO, will throw seven other men over the top rope. He will throw these men over the top rope, he will earn his spot on the WZCW Roster, he will earn his spot in the Lethal Lottery, and he will win the Lethal Lottery! He will go and become WZCWs World Champion.
JKO: WZCW needs me. In a time where a little faction called rWo, which is led by a grown ass man dressed up as a pirate, runs around acting like they run the town, WZCW needs me. In a time where weve got guys, no, grown men, walking around with a diary, crying to themselves, acting like punks, WZCW needs me. WZCW needs me, The Primetime Player, The Marijuana Minister, the Sizzurp Sergeant, JAY KAY OOO to go to Meltdown, to go to the Lethal Lottery, to go to the WrestleZone Championship Wrestling World Title, and to succeed. And thats-
JKO stops for a minute. He looks around. He pushes the camera back, he takes a sip from his drink, he smokes his censored substance. He grabs a mic from below.
JKO: I dont think you understand me, people. So Im gonna do something I havent done in a long, long, time. I'm gonna drop a freestyle rap.
JKO puts on his hat. He puts on his shades. He puts his red bandana over the mic.
JKO: Im here in WZ C Dub, rippin shit up.
Superstars talking smack, Im here to shut them up.
Battlez, you call yourself the Franchize Superstar, boy Im the franchise!
You mess with me, you might get ya ass fried!
Battlez youre a roody poo, it aint really worth debating for;
Screw you and your strobe lights, you aint who we been waiting for!
Now I get on to Max Karzai, the so-called Shock Rocker.
You aint gonna rock on me, you cock knocker!
I can respect you, but you cant touch my swag
Now, Max, lets see if you can fight fire with that!
Jordan Lights, only God is my judge, no gown, no gavel.
This aint the courtroom, we in the ring doing battle!
You think a hammer gonna scare me from turnin you into trash?
You can take it and shove it up your Captain America ass!
Chris Beckford, youre my favorite because you dont talk a lot of trash,
But in this game, nice guys finish last.
So down even show up to the match at Meltdown,
You should take your iPod and just turn around.
Finally, theres Duke Miles, this roided up fool.
Ill take you and your muscles and turn you into JKO-food!
More brawn that brains, I can see.
Bitch, do you even know your ABCs?
So the lesson is clear, here today.
When you see me coming, you whack mofos better run away!
Aint nobody in WZCW who can stop this walk.
And THATs real talk.
JKO, obviously intoxicated, pushes the camera away laughing.