Positioning the ladder back to where it was, Mikey climbs, harder than he ever has in his life. His body is broken, but his will to win, his spirit, his desire, it all drives him further, faster. His ascension is a long one, but the moment has been a long time coming and as Mikey Stormrage reaches the top, he grabs the leather strap. There is no John Constantine or anyone else there to stop him and he rips it down to the most euphoric of reactions. He has won.
Harrys: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN; YOUR WINNER OF THIS MATCH AND
NEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW, WZCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION; MIKEY STORM-RAGE!
So loud is the crowd that Harrys has to shout. Mikey is, understandably, emotional. He pulls the title into his face and weeps. After letting it pour over him for a moment, he uses both arms to hold the title up high, showing the whole world what is now his.
It's funny how quickly life can change. In an instant everything you have ever known can be taken from you. In that same instant everything you ever wanted could be handed to you. In the span of just a week a lost my mother, my rock, my inspiration. Then I went on to capture the WZCW World Heavyweight Championship. I defied the odds. Someone like me wasn't supposed to ascend to the top. Maybe the powers that be would let me carve out a decent career in the middle of the card, and for the most part I had. Some called me the greatest tag team wrestler in WZCW history, and I certainly had the accolades to back that up. I even had a decent run with the EurAsian championship, but a guy like me was never supposed to make it to the top. Yet here I was, the newest World Champion. I was the guy, the top dog, the man the show would be built around. It was the most pressure I had ever felt in my life.
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Mr. Brown."
I looked up from the floor to the nurse who had just walked through the door.
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If you will follow me, please, we will get you to your seat."
As I stood, I readjusted my belt. That's right, I was wearing my title belt with me to my dental appointment. I had been wearing it everywhere since I won. Every media appearance, every late night gaming session, every three am trip to get food. If I was awake, I was wearing the belt. And each time I was asleep, you bet your sweet ass I was spooning with the belt.
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I'm a little nervous, I haven't been to the dentist in a long time. I've always been a bit afraid."
I caught the nurse eyeing my belt as I approached her. I'm sure it wasn't everyday that World Champions made their way through this small dental clinic just outside Columbus, Ohio.
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I'm sure you will be fine, most people who are afraid of the dentist find it is usually a pleasurable experience."
I followed the nurse to my seat in the back. When I opened my mouth to reveal the damage that Constantine had done to my mouth during our ladder match, she recoiled in horror. I sort of just shrugged at her.
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Sort of comes with the territory. People used to compliment me on my smile, but not so much after my last match."
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Well I certainly hope you won that nice shiny belt for your efforts."
I nodded and smiled my not so nice anymore smile before she started the routine examination before the dentist came in. As I lay back, trying to stay relaxed, my thoughts drifted to what would come next. I knew I would be facing my best friend Matt Tastic at Unscripted, but I was at the top of the mountain and the only place to go from here was down. Sure I could be a fighting champion and defend my title as long as I possibly could, but eventually everyone has to fall from the summit, and I would be no different. As I tried to ponder my next move, the nurse finished up and told me the dentist would be in shortly to start fixing my teeth proper, and with that she administered the nitrous oxide and i started to feel a little loopy.
As I lay there, waiting for what felt like an eternity, I had to pee. I looked around and saw no one to alert, so I simply took my gas mask off and sought out a bathroom. The gas was having an effect, as I was stumbling around barely able to hold my weight. I was using the wall to steady myself, but I wasn't having much luck. I couldn't find a bathroom, but I did find a window. I opened it up, took off my belt and undid my pants and let loose with my stream. I was really feeling the relief when a hand was placed on my shoulder. It started me as I turned around, still in mid flow, and managed to leak onto what turned out to be my dentist's pants. To say I was embarrassed was an understatement.
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Mr. Brown, we have been looking for you. Please return to your chair so we can continue."
Truth be told, she didn't seem that upset. She was probably just in awe of my huge dong. Trust me, it's huge.
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I'm Apala Adzenhan, I'm your dentist. I specialize in sports related dental injuries, and from what my tech told me, you have some damage, as well as a cavity we need to take care of. It appears that the effects of the nerve gas have taken enough effect, so let's get started."
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Wait, your name is Adzenhan? Like Vimal Adzenhan? As in Vee A.D.Z.? As in my next opponent? You're a damn spy!"
I jumped to my feet, well I tried to, but the gas was still heavily taking its toll. I stumbled over the chair and fell to the floor.
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Is this part of Vee's plan? To take me out when I'm at my weakest. He doesn't even need to do that. He is a damn good competitor. He was my teammate on Team Kick Ass, he helped propel me to where I am today. I consider him a friend, and this is how he repays me, by sending a spy to take my out while I'm under. Well all bets are off now. At Meltdown, I am going to take out Vee and all his lackeys. Mark my words."
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Mr. Brown if you will please return to your seat, you need urgent dental care. We also need to get you fitted for a mouthpiece for the next time you wrestle."
I was already halfway out the door when she was speaking, but I quickly turned around and ran back inside....well sort of stumbled inside. I had forgotten my title belt. I ran back inside, grabbed my belt, and planted a giant kiss onto the dentist on my way out. I wasn't going to allow Vee to pull his fast one on me while I was out. Now I just had to find my car.