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Following Gold Rush said:The event has long passed and Matt has taken his bath and cleaned his stuff. He waits for Mikey as they get ready for a wild night of partying. Mikey emerges from the locker room dressed to go wild.
Matt: You ready?
Mikey: PARTY!!
Matt: So where to?
Mikey: ...We're going old school for this one!!
Matt: My treat, bro.
Mikey: Awesome! I separated a room in the hotel.
Matt: Wait, what?
Mikey: LAN PARTY!!
Matt: The fuck?!
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Matt looks on confused, expecting an explination. But before Mikey can divulge what was probably meant to be a joke, he's stopped by Meltdown General Manager, Vance Bateman.
Matt: Woah! Vance Bateman!
Vance: Yes. I've come here to let you two know you have your-
Matt: I totally forgot you existed!
Vance: ...You done? I was going to congratulate the two of you, but I've decided to forgo that.
Mikey: What did I do?
Vance: Be this disrespectful idiot's associate.
Matt: Go figure.
Vance: Mikey, you will be facing Vee A.D.Z.
Mikey: OK.
Matt: And me?
Vance: I've decided you'll be competing on Ascension. You're Becky Serra's problem now.
Matt: Why?
Vance: Because you're an ass and that's the first sylable of Ascension. So you'd make a perfect match. Talk to her before you leave tonight.
Vance leaves as Mikey and Matt stand there for a brief awkward pause. Mikey lets the air out.
Mikey: Uff . Burn.
Matt: Shut up, LAN party boy.
After Gold Rush said:Matt and Mikey walk down the hallway, both seem ready to go out for a night in the town.
Matt: Going to a sushi bar sounds a hell of a lot more reasonable for a celebration than a fucking LAN party.
Mikey: I was just joking. But truth be told, I don't really feel like going out for a wild party.
Matt: Well let me talk to Becky and we'll be peachy.
Matt enters Becky Serra's office while Mikey keeps going. Matt confronts Becky who doesn't seem to pay attention to him.
Matt: Soooo Vance sent me here. He said you'd give me a match for Ascension.
Becky:
Matt: Becky? Mr. Serra? Boss lady? Hello?
Becky still doesn't reply as she scribbles on her paper.
Matt: ..Ricky Runn.
Becky suddenly slams her pen on the desk. The name brings back unwanted memories.
Becky: As far as I'm concerned I'd just leave you off the card entirely.
Matt: I didn't get him fired. What the hell are you so mad at me for?
Becky: Guilt by association!!
Matt: That seems to be going around a lot.
Becky: You'll be facing Logan McAllister. There. We're done. Now leave.
Matt seems flustered by Becky's anger. It seems uncalled for at this point that management hates him. For no real given reason even. But at this point arguing the case was pointless. Matt took his marching orders and left but not before imparting words to Becky.
Matt: You know, Logan has something I'd love to have someday. A loving significant other. Who supports him no matter what and is there for him at any moment. It's a very comforting feeling to know in life someone is by your side at any moment and you treasure that person's company. I totally get why what happened with Ricky Runn makes you so mad.
Becky: .I thought Mikey was your significant other.
Matt: WHY DOES EVERYONE ASSUME THAT!?
Matt leaves the room in a huff.
After Gold Rush said:Matt exits Becky's office and slams the door. Mikey just happens to be standing there.
Mikey: Oh, my dear significant other! How adorable!!
Mikey mockingly hugs Matt who just seems annoyed.
Matt: If you don't want me to give you the beating from Unscripted right now, let me go.
Mikey: You sourpuss. I thought it was real cute how you told Becky it was your dream to find a bride and marry.
Matt:You don't?
Mikey: Not right away. I'm not in a rush for lady problems right now. Again.
Matt: Oh. Right. I'm old fashioned like that.
He drops him back onto the canvas with a Powerbomb!! 1....... 2......... 3-But Logan barely gets the shoulder up. Both men look to be down and out. Spent by the flurry of offense they delivered. But they both muster the strength to get back to their feet. Both men stagger as they turn to each other. They exchange clubbering blow. The crowd reacting to each shot, being more impactful than the previous one. One blow forces Logan to drop down to one knee. He gets back up and winds up a retort, dropping Slaughter to one knee as well. Slaughter responds in favor. He manages to take advantage and hits several more forearms as Brittany pounds the mat encouraging her man.
Slaughter looks to be dominating but Logan suddenly turns and tosses him overhead with a German Suplex. He holds on for another one, but Slaughter blocks the attempt. He turns around and goes for Death Becomes You. Logan is able to hold on to the ropes though and Slaughter stumbles down with no opponent. Hitting the canvas with a whiplash on the back of his head. He grabs it and Logan hits another German Suplex. A third manages to connect. Logan seems in it. He measures Slaughter now and goes for the Boston Massacre but Slaughter blocks it. He tries the Tomb Of The Mutilated submission hold. But Logan charges against a corner, plowing Slaughter against it. He hits the Boston Strong Splash in the corner and follows it up with the Boston Massacre! He hooks the leg! 1.......... 2.............3!!!
Here is your winner, Logan McAllister!!