3/4 Facelock
Pre-Show Stalwart
NO NO NO.
Samoa Joe is not fat. Samoa Joe is a big guy. He has always been big. His genetics and ancestory suggest this.
He is big. He has always been big. He will always be big. He carries it. He can move. His body can handle it. Fatt Hardy is bowlegged like a cowboy. Why? Because his legs cannot support all his fattitude.
Fattitude is fat becuase of food and lack of exercise. Fattitude made himself big. In the stomach region. When you get big because of eating too much and not exercising then you are fat.
Hence...Fattitude.
Matt Hardy is fat. Also, he is not very entertaining to watch. He wrestles like a drunk.
Samoa Joe is not fat. Samoa Joe is a big guy. He has always been big. His genetics and ancestory suggest this.
He is big. He has always been big. He will always be big. He carries it. He can move. His body can handle it. Fatt Hardy is bowlegged like a cowboy. Why? Because his legs cannot support all his fattitude.
Fattitude is fat becuase of food and lack of exercise. Fattitude made himself big. In the stomach region. When you get big because of eating too much and not exercising then you are fat.
Hence...Fattitude.
Matt Hardy is fat. Also, he is not very entertaining to watch. He wrestles like a drunk.