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Tonight's synopsis:
Richard Alpert is faced with a difficult choice as details from his mysterious and lengthy past are revealed.
FUCK YES.
Previously on Lost...
In alternate 2004, Sawyer is a detective with the LAPD along with his partner Miles Straume. He is searching for Anthony Cooper, but keeping his search a secret. He passed off his recent trip to Australia in search of Cooper as a trip to Palm Springs. Miles gets Sawyer to go on a date with Charlotte, but she finds his folder on Cooper in his drawer and Sawyer freaks the fuck out. Miles confronts Sawyer about the lie regarding Palm Springs and decides to stop being his partner due to the lack of trust. Sawyer tries to patch things up with Charlotte, but utterly fails. Sawyer tells Miles the truth about Cooper, and their car is subsequently hit by another car driven by Kate. Sawyer chases her down. In 2007, the man in black sends Sawyer to the Hydra island on a reconnaissance mission. Back at the man in black's camp, Claire tries to kill Kate while Sayid makes no attempt to intervene. The man in black steps in and stops Claire. He tells Kate he lied to Claire about the Others' having her baby in order to give her something to "hold on to." He also compares himself to Aaron and how they both have crazy mothers. Claire later apologizes to Kate. On the Hydra island, Sawyer discovers the Ajira passengers are dead save for one woman named Zoe. Sawyer eventually surmises she's lying but is captured by armed men. They take him to see Widmore on his sub. Sawyer offers to lead the man in black into Widmore's trap in exchange for safe passage off the island. He travels back to the main island and informs the man in black about Widmore and his trap. Later, Sawyer tells Kate that he's going to let Widmore and the man in black fight it out while they escape on the submarine.