Lord Sidious is a creepy homosexual (and other assorted creepy tales)

[X]

So somehow we got into a discussion of all the very creepy, creepy PMs that Sid would send to me about his various homosexual thoughts. I never asked for these thoughts mind you, he just knew that I was bisexual so he immediately decided I was the one who's PM box he should bombard with really creepy shit. The people have demanded I release more of these wondrous PMs, so alas, we have this thread. I'll include my own parts in the conversations for the sake of full disclosure:

Here was one of the first PMs he sent me shortly after revealing he was gay, which I already posted in the other thread, but I'll do it again here incase you missed it:

Spoiler

You will have to tell me who you find attractive on the site as well as who you find attractive in the wrestling business ....

Ted DiBiase. And AJ Styles. The dumb country-boy accent does it for me

Ha, I don't really know about who I'd find attractive on the forum.

My hotties in wrestling are John Cena, Cody Rhodes (over Dibiase), AJ Styles (you and I both see something in him ... I agree it's the country boy accent) ....

Past hotties for me were Alex Wright, Brian Pillman, and Kevin and Kerry Von Erich.

Had a huge crush on Tenta, Doc is cute, and Indyjon and Lancer are both Hot as Hell, as well.

Also, I have a huge underwear fetish.

And now, for today's selected PM from the archives, a continuation of that previous conversation. This all took place on February 3rd, 2010 by the way.

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ALEX WRIGHT! Haha, that's just awesome. Was Wright gay? I can't really think of many gay wrestlers aside from Kanyon and Pat Patterson.

No Alex Wright wasn't gay. He was married. But man, he looked awesome in those trunks.

Speaking of trunks, that is the real reason Vince has guys wearing more trunks nowadays, I think ... to appeal to more Women and Gay Men. Obviously I am not going to announce my opinion on that to the forum, but certainly you have had to notice all the new guys wearing more trunks now than ever before.

There is definitely a reason for that.

I thought it was great to see Jericho in them finally, then Miz ... now I just need to see Edge and Evan Bourne in them, and I'll be all set.

But along with my underwear fetish, I also love seeing guys in wrestling trunks and sports gear, in general. Major JO material.

Also love erotic wrestling as well like BG East, which I am not sure if you are familiar with or not.

Haven't seen Indyjon or Lancer. I look at Doc more like a kid brother. Tenta though, is in fact damn attractive. And he knows it too. I miss that bastard, wish he'd get online more.

Definitely look up Lancer and Indyjon in the Post your Pic thread, and they are hot stuff.

Both straight though, but hot.

As far as Tenta, him and I talked and he knows about me, as well. I think he is curious himself in the very least.

But he told me that he wears briefs quite a bit, which is a huge turn on for me to see guys in (even though I wear boxers) .... and he also told me that he was a 6, as well.

He's awesome having talks with.

And as much as I argue with him, IC is extremely hot, as well.

STAY TUNED FOR MORE SORDID DRAMA!

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

EXCELLENT Read

 

[Mr. Steve]

Talk about Dirty laundry. /pun

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Speaking of trunks, that is the real reason Vince has guys wearing more trunks nowadays, I think ... to appeal to more Women and Gay Men

I carn't wait for the next peice, this is already a classic

 

[Blue Chipper]

This is incredibly amusing to me for some reason. What's really funny is that this contests the way he acted on the public forums; It contradicts his no-nonsense shtick he often played here.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Dude, maybe this is why Tenta left so often.

 

[Mr. Steve]

Dude, maybe this is why Tenta left so often.

that made sense to me, for some reason.

 

[Dave]

Sidious wanted a slice of Doc pie?

Paedophile.

 

[SpoodBeest]

Wonder if the next piece that gets released will top this one. I'm sure thats what everyone's probably wondering though.

 

[ZeroVX]

...wait, X is bi?

 

[Via Armbar]

You had me at "Major JO material''.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

...wait, X is bi?

 

[gd]

Pretty good.

 

[Blue Chipper]

Why haven't you released this sooner, X? This is certifiable golden hilarity.

 

[Sully]

Yes! I've been waiting for this series. Creepiest shit I ever read on the inter...well probably not. But this is going to be entertaining!

Hell, If there's a Sid alt lurking around anywhere, this might bring him out. How great would that be? Like HHHeartbreak Kid said..this forum is better then reality TV.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Sully, were you not one of Sidious' biggest defenders?

 

[X]

Oh it gets tastier. I think by the next PM he's already describing Alex Wright's dick to me. How he would have this information, I do not know. Nor do I really want to.

Keep in mind I never asked to know any of his god damn fetishes or turn ons and eventually I just stopped responding to them because it was just creepy. Kind of like that IAmPhenom guy who decided I was the person he needed to PM to tell that he had been fucked in the ass for the first time. Like, that's fine and fucking dandy, but why the fuck should I care? Because I'm bi? I do not fucking care about the sex lives of random people on this forum. Creepy.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Oh it gets tastier. I think by the next PM he's already describing Alex Wright's dick to me. How he would have this information, I do not know. Nor do I really want to.

Keep in mind I never asked to know any of his god damn fetishes or turn ons and eventually I just stopped responding to them because it was just creepy. Kind of like that IAmPhenom guy who decided I was the person he needed to PM to tell that he had been fucked in the ass for the first time. Like, that's fine and fucking dandy, but why the fuck should I care? Because I'm bi? I do not fucking care about the sex lives of random people on this forum. Creepy.

Truthully I am more intrested in what he is saying about the other members of the forum but then again I am very curious about what he has to say about Alex Wright

 

[CH David]

Oh. My. God. That is soooooo fucking hilariously creepy.

 

[Sully]

Sully, were you not one of Sidious' biggest defenders?

A matter a fact I was...but in my own defense I had no clue what was going on with Sid. I was in Prison at the time, I've seen some the threads surrounding the Sid incident now and I know....Sid is one crazy motherfucker. Plus those PMs might be the funniest thing I've see on here in awhile.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Oh it gets tastier. I think by the next PM he's already describing Alex Wright's dick to me. How he would have this information, I do not know. Nor do I really want to.

I sorta want to know how far Sid went, but I really kinda don't want to know.

 

[Via Armbar]

This is definitely ''slow jerk'' awkward.

 

[Blue Chipper]

Oh it gets tastier. I think by the next PM he's already describing Alex Wright's dick to me. How he would have this information, I do not know. Nor do I really want to.

Keep in mind I never asked to know any of his god damn fetishes or turn ons and eventually I just stopped responding to them because it was just creepy. Kind of like that IAmPhenom guy who decided I was the person he needed to PM to tell that he had been fucked in the ass for the first time. Like, that's fine and fucking dandy, but why the fuck should I care? Because I'm bi? I do not fucking care about the sex lives of random people on this forum. Creepy.

You've got to unveil that crude PM as well..

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

So somehow we got into a discussion of all the very creepy, creepy PMs that Sid would send to me about his various homosexual thoughts. I never asked for these thoughts mind you, he just knew that I was bisexual so he immediately decided I was the one who's PM box he should bombard with really creepy shit.

Same thing happened to me with Phenom. Dude found out that I'm bisexual, and started raining down extra weird, uncomfortable questions from way out of left field.

Here's a question, though? How many people are goddamn bisexual around here?

 

[Coco]

Oh it gets tastier. I think by the next PM he's already describing Alex Wright's dick to me. How he would have this information, I do not know. Nor do I really want to.

Keep in mind I never asked to know any of his god damn fetishes or turn ons and eventually I just stopped responding to them because it was just creepy. Kind of like that IAmPhenom guy who decided I was the person he needed to PM to tell that he had been fucked in the ass for the first time. Like, that's fine and fucking dandy, but why the fuck should I care? Because I'm bi? I do not fucking care about the sex lives of random people on this forum. Creepy.

Sid and Phenom: Two people with whom I was way ahead of the general public when it came to hating them. My ire also seems to operate as gaydar.

I'm looking at you, Stormtrooper.