'Lord of the Rons' Tournament Nomination Thread

[Coco]

In an effort to restore honor to the spam sections and generate interest in competitions based on first names, I have taken it upon myself to create the first ever...

Lord of the Rons Tounrament
"One Ron to Rule Them All"​

In the coming weeks, the 16 Rons who get the most nominations over the weekend will be pitted against one another in a series of competitions for which you will vote the winner. You may vote based on any criteria you want. Some popular criteria are match quality, drawing power, historical significance, kayfabe probability of victory, and shoe size. Winners will advance. Losers may or may not dependent on my mood.

I'll start the nominations with amateur archaelogist Ron Wyatt!

 

[Remix]

My nomination is for Harry Potter whipping boy Ron Weasley.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Ron White

 

[Coco]

My Vegas people are saying Weasley is the current odds on favorite.

 

[Coco]

If Weasley makes the gimmick rounds, that wand gives him a real advantage.

 

[Super Hans]

my old favourite, Ron McDonald.

 

[.]

Ron Burgundy

 

[Hyorinmaru]

A vote for Ron White is a vote for mom and apple pie

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Odds on favorite right here. Ron Artest

 

[Coco]

my old favourite, Ron McDonald.

Business just picked up!

I'm surprised the big Republican wins last night aren't inspiring votes for a certain 1980s favorite. Sometimes associated with morning. Hmm.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Ron Jeremy, his wand could also give him quite the advantage

 

[Барбоса]

Ronnie Kray

 

[goodlay]

Ron Paul.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

 

[Coco]

Ronnie Kray

For the purposes of this tournament, we'll be calling him Ron Kray.

 

[Remix]

Ron(nie) O'Sullivan (snooker player)

Mark Ronson

 

[Coco]

Sorry, you already nominated Artest. Somebody else will have to nominate Opie.

 

[Барбоса]

Google has Ron Weasley as their top result for "Ron" if that helps

 

[Coco]

Mark Ronson

Absolutely not.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

What the hell... I had one more. Fuck it. Damn that picture was huge, here's a different one.

Just some food for everyone's thought.

 

[Remix]

Ron(ald) Regan

Christiano Ronaldo

Sharon Osbourne

 

[Coco]

I nodded off before I reached the end of the picture. Boring.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Twas changed for being bigger than Big Show's ass crack.

 

[Coco]

Ron(ald) Regan

Delicious. And I like your which flies in the face of my ruling that each person gets only one nomination. He's in!

Christiano Ronaldo

Sharon Osbourne

No. That shit might have flown in Doc's old thread, but not this one.

 

[Барбоса]

Enron