Let Your Voice Be Heard: RVD for Team USA!

[Razor]

"I'm gonna own Shawn Michaels' bitch ass at WM23 in ways that the Benoits and Jerichos of this world can only dream of."

Pretty much an exact quote.

This is why I endorse the team of:

Hulk Hogan for Falls Count Anywhere Free For All

Shawn Michaels for Iron Man

John Cena for Submission Match

RVD for Ladder Match

Free Agent until we have another event up

 

[Coco]

That team rocks.

 

[Razor]

Benoit/Jericho > Cena

All day long young Cocoapotamus.

I'm sorry Xfear, but this is kayfabe land. Your not wanting to see that Cena made Benoit and Jericho tap won't help you out. Your wanting to argue that Cena isn't as good of a wrestler (which I would argue against) as the two of them is immaterial.

Cena made the Princes of Canada, Benoit and Jericho and Edge, tap without a second thought. He made a giant, the Great Khali, and a savage, Umaga, tap. Cena has this match made.

 

[Razor]

That team rocks.

I originally had Jeff Hardy in RVD's spot. You made me replace him. Kudos.

 

[Coco]

Cena should break Taker's streak via submission. Just to see how people would react.

 

[Razor]

Cena should break Taker's streak via submission. Just to see how people would react.

He could. Cena could make a Deadman, who should theoretically feel no pain, tap. He's a fellow Immortal.

 

[Mr. TM]

Mr. Kennedy for Team USA... USA.

 

[Coco]

That extra "USA" does have a nice ring to it...

 

[thewrestlinghero]

This team looks like its going to awesome. I hop Rvd makes it.

 

[Razor]

That extra "USA" does have a nice ring to it...

However, the "Mr. Kennedy" kinda quashes all excitement.

 

[Coco]

However, the "Mr. Kennedy" kinda quashes all excitement.

This is true.

Question: Can you guys really use Taker on your team? I mean I've never seen any proof that Death Valley is in the US.

 

[Razor]

This is true.

Question: Can you guys really use Taker on your team? I mean I've never seen any proof that Death Valley is in the US.

Death Valley, California..no? Death Valley, New Mexico? It's in one of those South Western states.

 

[Razor]

Nevermind. It's a desert along the border of California and Nevada.

Death Valley Wiki FTW

 

[Coco]

Well I'll be damned. You learn something new every day.

 

[Razor]

Well I'll be damned. You learn something new every day.

America: The Land of Capitalism and Wrestling Zombie Bikers.

..How anyone could say we're not awesome is beyond me.

 

[X]

Wow we have some stupid fucking people on here.

 

[Coco]

Come on, X. Tell us what you really mean.

 

[X]

Anyone who's going to tell me John Cena is a better submission wrestler than Chris Benoit, is full of shit.

I thought I warned you not to anger Michael...

 

[Coco]

Actually, I'm full of dinner.

 

[X]

Then check your food dude, 'cause your feasting on shit.

 

[Razor]

Anyone who's going to tell me John Cena is a better submission wrestler than Chris Benoit, is full of shit.

I thought I warned you not to anger Michael...

I just said he beat Benoit, by making the dude tap. That automatically puts him into the upper echelons.

 

[Coco]

Then check your food dude, 'cause your feasting on shit.

Well I was eating out of a bowl.

 

[X]

I just said he beat Benoit, by making the dude tap. That automatically puts him into the upper echelons.

Kayfabe has absolutely nothing to do with submission wrestling skills. Thought that was fairly obvious.

 

[Razor]

Kayfabe has absolutely nothing to do with submission wrestling skills. Thought that was fairly obvious.

It is. However, the Wrestlezolympics are entirely kayfabe in their entire structure. How you could possibly argue that it isn't is beyond me.

 

[X]

So we're going to be using the old "Well _blank_ beat _blank_ once, so he wins here der der der!!!!!1!"

Cena as a submissions "expert" is fucking laughable. He knows one submission move, maybe two. Kayfabe or not, that isn't expert. At all. Get the fuck off of the man's dick, my goodness.