While Newcastle continue to be frustrated in their transfer efforts, a familiar face has been spotted training with United in recent days -complete with his trusty trumpet...
At the age of 35, free agent Nolberto Solano has returned to Tyneside while he searches for a new club, having ended a trial spell with League One Colchester.
There's no confirmation from United whether they have any interest in signing the Peruvian for what would be a third stint in a Newcastle shirt, but it would be just the sort of cheap stunt that would appeal to the clowns currently controlling our destiny.
Brought to SJP by then-manager Kenny Dalglish in August 1998, Nobby stayed for five and a half seasons until a worsening relationship with Sir Bobby Robson saw him move to Aston Villa in January 2004.
Returning from Villa in August 2005, Solano spent another two years as a Magpie, before joining West Ham at the end of the transfer window for family seasons.
Released by the Hammers in 2008, Solano had a trial with Watford before linking up with fellow former Magpies Nicos Dabizas and Laurent Robert at Greek side AE Larissa.
Nobby then returned to Universitario in his native Peru.
All told, he made 315 appearances in all competitions for the club, scoring 48 goals.