LCW - Luther Championship Wrestling

[Luther_Hull]

Thanks.

C.M. looks for revenge at LCW's first PPV, Lutherama!

This Sunday.

 

[Murfish]

IT'S HERE, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, SIX MEN, SIX STEAKS, ONE CAGE, ONE LION.

Murfish vs. Marquis vs. Milenko vs. 48.7 (Deceased) vs. C.M. vs. KB

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Luther Championship Wrestling!

*Crowd pops*

We start the match with all six men facing off, KB, in his OCW t-shirt looks especially nervous as the meat is strapped to his face. Here comes the lion! All six competitors are trying to avoid the lion, KB then decided to take him on, but the lion eats him whole! What's this? The lion has spat back out the OCW t-shirt, looks like even wild beasts are LCW fans. The remaining five competitors struggle to see how they can have a Battle Royal inside a cage, most question the mind of Luther. The lion sees 48.7's corpse propped up against the side of the cage, OH MY GOD!!! the lion picks up 48.7 and hurls him out the cage, that's how you get eliminated! Murfish and Milenko trade punches, Marquis is struggling with the lion, the lion eats the meat off his face! Murfish realises he never consented to this match and gets the fuck out of the cage. Two competitors, who will win? Milenko somehow gets stuck at the top of the cage, Marquis climbs up the cage and pushes him off! Marquis wins it! What the hell is this, out of the lion suit comes Sly!! Is Sly a cannibal? Who cares? Sly pushes Marquis out of the cage and claims number one contendership to Luther's LCW Championship!

Second smartest move of the match. Sly has the smartest move.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

I think I should come back to life at Lutherama.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I demand revenge against Marquis

 

[Downward Spiral]

LCW > OCW.

By a long way.

 

[jpfizzle]

I think I'm in love with LCW.

That is all...

 

[Mr. TM]

Luther, I offer you $17,000,032.10 for LCW.

 

[Papa Shango]

The funny thing is that even though Luther is trying to mock OCW, it will soon be exactly like OCW, and then Luther will get pissed and stop.

 

[HBK-aholic]

I love how the Half-regulars e.g. DS and Jpfizzle all love LCW.

 

[Danmen001]

This thread was hell funny. Lutherama lol.

I don't get why it's funny half-regulars like this thread though.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Because the regulars like OCW. Half the people who like LCW have probably never read anything in OCW.

 

[Danmen001]

I understand that, I don't know how it's "lol" funny though. Maybe it's just because I have such high expectations of comedy these days.

 

[jpfizzle]

Actually the only person I've seen who doesn't like LCW is Klunderbunker... Even OCW's biggest advocate (IC25) is a fan of this. If anything it just prooves that LCW has a bigger apeal.

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH lol lawlz

 

[Downward Spiral]

Who had the audacity to unstick this?

 

[HBK-aholic]

Oh that was me.

 

[C.M.]

Boo

So OCW is getting unstick,too ?

 

[HBK-aholic]

OCW didn't get stickied until it had been around a few months.

 

[Rusty]

I understand that, I don't know how it's "lol" funny though. Maybe it's just because I have such high expectations of comedy these days.

Then why do you tell horrible jokes?

 

[Tim]

A real version of this.

A real version of a fake wrestling company?

 

[Luther_Hull]

I'd just like to say thanks for the support LCW has got in its first 24 hours! I know we are facing opposition from the "bigger" organisation, but together we can show this organisation that we are ready for change!

Anyway, here's the card so far for LCW's Lutherama:

LCW Championship Match: Hell in a Cell with a fire on the top and small explosives on the outside match:

Luther vs. Sly

Death Match:

48.7's corpse vs. The remains of KB

Covered in bird seed whilst pigeons are flying around the ring match:

Milenko vs. Marquis

C.M. is on the quest for his attacker


jpfizzle makes his LCW debut.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Marquis is going down!

 

[Marquis]

Bring it on Milenko!

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I'm already a Champion there's no way you can win.

 

[Luther_Hull]

Just added to Lutherama:

CCS vs. xfearbefore, stairway to heaven ladder match.

 

[Slyfox696]

Sticky?