Kharma gone for 9 Months?

[JJ15776]

Pregnancy seems to be a very logical, straight forward reason but I don't think it is as I don't think a mother would give birth and then drive straight from a hospital to RAW the next day. Maybe the 9 months thing is just a big coincidence.

Really? You really think women find out THE NEXT DAY that they're pregnant?

Until I hear otherwise this is 2011's version of the Daniel Bryan Sacking. If it's real though, I mean what the fuck! I cannot believe that she would be so irresponsible as to get herself pregnant literally weeks before she was called up after sitting it out for 5 months. I'm not buying this.

Unless she comes back before the 9 months are up (like DB came back before his 90 days were up), there's no reason to doubt it. And there are a lot of women who get pregnant when they don't plan or want to, so that's not an argument against it.

I think those claiming she's knocked up better slow down.. umm Yeah talk about slanderous. And if she is off for 9 months, it could lead to a huge WM payoff. Math ain't my strong point but we are going on a few months removed from WM afterall.

What? How would SPECULATING that a woman is pregnant be slanderous? That makes no sense whatsoever.

Its either two things.

1. She is pregnant hence why she will be off TV for 9 months.
2. Failed a drug test.

I'm betting its option 1, but hey option 2 is also possible.

Failed drug tests are 30 day suspensions, not 9 month suspensions. Option 2 is not possible.

Seriously, some people on this board...reading it makes me sad sometimes. First of all, like I said above, women do not find out THE NEXT DAY that they're pregnant. And to the person that said a woman her size wouldn't show as soon...women don't find out they're pregnant because they start showing!

For a woman like Kharma who's not trying or expecting to get pregnant, the absolute earliest she would find out is 4 weeks. Many don't notice until 8 weeks. (Hell, there are some that don't notice for months or never notice at all...) Plus it's been a week since the last time she was on TV(remember, she wasn't on Smackdown! or the PPV, so she could've known as early as last Tuesday), so she's probably between 5 and 9 weeks along. That means 9 months takes her 5-9 weeks past her due date. That's a logical timeline.

And yeah, for all the people calling for a better way to write her off, like having all the divas attack her...WTF? I realize wrestling is fake, but do you really think a pregnant woman is even going to be fake attacked? Seriously. Do you realize what kind of damage that would do to the WWE after people find out?

 

[gers09]

there no way it will be because she Pregnant as horseman said she would be out longer i would say up to a year. I don't know what it is maybe it just something personal that popped up and she needs to take time out but as it only 9 months she be out i think we can rule out she is pregnant

 

[Stormlor]

Pregnancy isn't it.

This is from a Wikipedia Article that I just read while searching for her twitter account:

On December 29, 2010, it was reported that Stevens had signed a contract with World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE).[71][72] From April 11, 2011 onwards, vignettes aired during WWE television with Stevens, whose face was concealed by shadows and her signature braids, dismembering female dolls while cackling maniacally.[73] During the April 25 episode of Raw, Stevens' face was shown for the first time in the vignettes, and her new ring name was revealed as Kharma.[3] Kharma made her debut on May 1 at Extreme Rules, attacking Michelle McCool after a match where she had lost her WWE contract,[74] and she continued to attack different female wrestlers on both Raw and SmackDown in the following weeks.[75][76] On the May 23 edition of Raw, Kharma interrupted an eight-Diva tag team match, however, after entering the ring and being circled by the Divas in the match, she dropped to her knees and began to cry, much to the confusion of the eight Divas.[77]According to reports, this was done to indefinitely write Kharma off television.

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kia_Stevens

 

[nikvoodoo]

Pregnancy isn't it.

This is from a Wikipedia Article that I just read while searching for her twitter account:



Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kia_Stevens

....did....did you just source a wikipedia page trying to pass it off as a reliable source of information? Somewhere in this nation, a teacher's soul just died a horrible death.

Wikipedia is the worst source of information ever. There is nothing to prevent me from flaming her wikipedia page to say "This was done to indefinitely allow her to return to her mother ship on the planet of Xecron in the Xenosuvious system in a galaxy far far away"

You can barely rely on dirt sheets when trying to get behind the scenes information about wrestling. Trying to get it from wikipedia is worse than that.

 

[Stormlor]

....did....did you just source a wikipedia page trying to pass it off as a reliable source of information? Somewhere in this nation, a teacher's soul just died a horrible death.

Wikipedia is the worst source of information ever. There is nothing to prevent me from flaming her wikipedia page to say "This was done to indefinitely allow her to return to her mother ship on the planet of Xecron in the Xenosuvious system in a galaxy far far away"

You can barely rely on dirt sheets when trying to get behind the scenes information about wrestling. Trying to get it from wikipedia is worse than that.

Yes I quoted Wikipedia for the sakes of the article because nobody had a real reason. That was the best I could find.

I do agree that Wikipedia is crap, but again it shows it has nothing to do with pregnancy. Basically they are giving her the same treatment that DB got it.

 

[Genius_Deadman]

I do agree that Wikipedia is crap, but again it shows it has nothing to do with pregnancy. Basically they are giving her the same treatment that DB got it.

not to seem like i'm getting on you for that, but you said "Wikipedia is crap, but it shows....". you're saying it's not credible but then using it to defend your view on it, trying to make it credible.

only logic i see with the others is that she probably found out she was pregnant, maybe a month or two into it, and WWE killed the push so she wouldn't harm the child.

any other injuries seem to be far fetched unless it's a career threatening injury (which they'd give no time table to), the WrestleMania angle (which is really really bad, sorry but dunno how that was even thought up because it's not in the same breath as Cena/Rock to plan a year in advance), or pregnant (the logical choice).

oh yeah, the drug suspension thing, but i doubt she doped up 3 times just to get three 90 day suspensions

 

[conrad405]

yeah her being pregnant seems to be it since they said she will be away for 9 MONTHS! but if she is pregnant then she would be away for maybe a year. she wont just have the baby then go back to work.

 

[AJRyder]

MAYBE she is already pregnant, she has sized up size impact days lol

would explain the big debut delay hmmmmmm deffo pregnant otherwise i am GUTTED!

 

[Smartie]

Now that the pregnancy news has leaked out, I think this segment can be named as one of the most awkward moments in WWE history

I mean whenever something extraordinary happens in this company and someone has to leave immediately, they have him go out by losing to a younger talent, or something like that, but this one was really weird.

Did the crying mean that Kharma knew that she might just blew whatever opportunity Vince wanted to give her. Did it mean that she is really unhappy that she's pregnant?


I just don't know what was Vince's purpose by doing this segment. I mean during 30 year run of Vince Jr, he's faced all kind of crazy shit. Ultimate Warrior, Hogan, Owen Hart, Benoit, this one is not as harsh as these, but It's certainly something that has never happened to Vince. Starting to give a woman a super-push, and then realizing that she's pregnant. Is he angry? Is Kharma done? Does she ever comeback? Will Vince blame her because she probably could know or she didn't care enough to not get pregnant especially when you are at the beginning of the most important thing you're gonna do in your whole career? Does Vince mark this as unprofessionalism of Kharams's side? Will Vice receive heat once again for his actions? and lots of other dark questions.

Weird.Weird. WEIRD.

 

[w@TchUr6]

Im not buying into this whole pregnant excuse. Why would they debut a new diva..put her on both shows..with such a big impact every time..and all the while knowing that shes pregnant and has to be gone for 9months. sounds like bullshit to me. I think its just vince and creative finally realizing they did the worst move ever and fuck up a character by changing them all thru listening to crowd reactions (cough cough ziggler..who has been off tv and now dyed his hair back..probably wont be back until its long again too). Now they know they dug their own grave with her crying and shit and cant figure out a way to spin it positive. So they write her off until we forget she ever existed. . WWE NEEDS A TOTAL WIPE OUT..FIRE EVERY WRITER CURRENTLY WORKING..HIRE NEW ONES WITH BRAINS. Dont even have to do that..have retired wrestlers do the storylines like HHH Taker Austin Rock Jericho.
Just a thought. Wana "shake things up" so bad vince..shake up your creative team and announce crew while your at it !


p.s. - Punk tops every single "wrestler" inside that ring..PUSH HIM TO THE STARS *rip mach*

 

[nikvoodoo]

yeah her being pregnant seems to be it since they said she will be away for 9 MONTHS! but if she is pregnant then she would be away for maybe a year. she wont just have the baby then go back to work.

As I mentioned earlier, even women who are actively searching for pregnancy can't know for certain they are pregnant until they've missed a period. If she isn't trying to get pregnant, she would have to miss a period, realize she missed it, then go get tested to confirm. That could potentially put her at 5-6 weeks along already.

And also as I mentioned earlier, Connecticut state law allows 6-8 weeks of maternity leave. If at the earliest she's one month along right now and just discovered she's pregnant, add the earliest maternity leave of 6 weeks puts her at 9.5 months of baby making time and recovery needed, and would also bring her back just after the Royal Rumble in February 2012 in time for a Wrestlemania push, unless she retires to take care of her family.

 

[Whatsinaname696]

She is almost ASSUREDLY pregnant and getting off quite lightly I would say, possibly because she was pregnant early enough to not know so Vince isn't blaming her, or, more likely, Vince doesn't want the heat of firing a pregnant woman on his ass right now, after the smoking and "******" incidents, so assuming she is at least a month along then in 9 (to possibly 10) months she'd be able to work again, although after the pregnancy she may not be in good ring shape even after a couple months, although if she just VERY recently became pregnant then... thas one of the most unprofessional things you can do in a business like this, ESPECIALLY with the boost she was given.

The only other thing this could be is part of the story... which would be the dumbest damn thing I've ever heard.... oh wait... where are we again? (not saying TNA is any better lately either) I don't even think Vince is that crazy tho... yet... although he def seems to be heading that way.

So yeah it's Def one of the two and I'll go with option one because option two is bat shit crazy even by their standards, no drug failure, injury, or back stage BS as has been stated, backstage heat plausible but for the fact that Vince was IN LOVE with her push so NO ONE over-rules that

As for the way they wrote her off, I think it's fair to say Vince is prolly in a bad mood..... yeah.

 

[Karilas]

Bizarre shit. I love how everyone here is so bloody assured in their opinions on this tid-bit. There's been one report about her being written off TV, and suddenly everyone KNOWS she's pregnant. Talk about rampant, froth-mouthed nonsense. I'm not denying the possibility, but for anyone to claim certainty is just rischlongulous.

 

[Rayne]

That sound you hear is me screaming in agony from the pain of reading this thread.

First, congratulations to everyone who said "but 9 months, can't be pregnancy, is she just abandoning the kid after?" You have not only demonstrated your virginity, but that you failed 6th grade hygiene classes. It typically takes a woman at least a month to suspect that she's pregnant. Depending on your person, they then either a) buy pregnancy tests, b) say "not me, I can't be pregnant", and ignore it for a couple months, or c) try to hide the pregnancy until one day, "honey, I think I have some really bad gas, can you take me to the hospital?", and out pops a kid, to the surprise of the father. (There are still men who believe their girlfriends when they say "but I didn't know I was pregnant!")

Then, congratulations to all of the people who couldn't read between the lines to understand what "9 months" meant. You are the ones who lack reading comprehension. It's considered a little gauche to announce someone else's pregnancy. If she was injured, there would be a "having ____ surgery, out x to y months but hopes to be back sooner." Nine months didn't strike you as an incredibly specific timetable? As well, don't expect her back in exactly nine months. It might be ten, or twelve. "Nine months" was said as a code for "one of our performers is pregnant", without violating that rule of social ethics that says you don't announce someone else's pregnancy.

Stormlor, even ignoring the whole "Wikipedia says it so I know its true", especially considering their... accuracy, so to speak, on pop culture matters, wouldn't pregnancy be a pretty good reason for writing someone off television indefinitely? One is the effect; the other, the cause. It's like saying "that person wasn't fired from work because they assaulted their boss, they were just placed on indefinite, irrevocable leave."

Some of you might say "but how could you know all of this", and I haven't exactly seen Kia's ultrasound. I can tell you this though, I'll bet $20 against any takers that says she gives birth before next year's Wrestlemania... and if you're looking to dial in a due date, the Royal Rumble looks more likely.

Some of you managed to figure this out on your own, which is why I haven't killed myself yet, as you are the dim beacons of intelligence in this mineshaft of ignorance. Good for you!

As far as the writing quality of Kharma's departure... ugh. Just ugh. THIS is the idea that got past committee? Someone above wrote that you can't fake-attack a pregnant woman, and they're right. Shit happens; someone slips and accidentally lands on Kharma's stomach with a knee. Can't be having that. But how about the old backstage beatdown? Where the cameras come backstage to find a wrestler laid out on the floor, and maybe another wrestler taunting them from a few feet away? Well, maybe Kharma is too much of a monster heel for that- then why not Austinize her and have her lying on the ground and a car driving away? Give me an hour, I can think of maybe a dozen better ways to write Kharma off-screen then "she breaks down crying in the ring after beating women senseless for a month, because she wants people to like her."

I'm not saying writing is an easy job. There is a profound amount of bullshit that takes place between the statement of an idea in the writer's room, and the expression of that idea on your television screen. I am very, very curious how, of all of the more satisfying, time-proven ideas out there, that this one was the one to make it out of committee.

 

[GameOver]

Maybe it's a way to bring back Gene Snitsky.
IT's NOT MY FAULT

Something i must be missing, just because a "spoiler Site" reports something as true, doesn't mean it is.

If it was pregnancy, surely they woulda know b4 hand that the possibility was there and would not have given her a debut only to write her off TV within a few weeks.

I call bullshit. If not oh well back to not giving a shit about the female division.

I assumed that the breakdown was something along the lines of all these girls are hot, something i will never be, ie she's put on the tough persona over the years in a vain attempt to hide her feelings of inadequecy in regards to being femanine, or something along those lines.

Then again i also thought they'd be redoing the whole Kong vs The Beautiful People type storyline.

 

[mr_dna]

Well I don't think it's a injury as WWE normally use say 7/8 months not exactly 9. Also if vince was to take off TV to rethink it wouldn't be 9 months . It's just very confuseing so have to see what happens . But anything can happen in the WWE

Also none of this is confirmed right ? So might be nothing .

 

[Heavens Vibe]

I also think its pregnancy but she may already be a couple of months into it already. Some people are reporting she genuinely broke down and hence has been written of indefinately...I think thats not true, and i defo hope its not true!

 

[onewayleeway69]

I cant believe it,i just cant I mean how could this happen its devastating. This is the worst choice anybody could have made how could they be so stupid...as to HAVE SEX WITH KARMA(shudders) lmao Damn dude must have been given the date rape drug by her or had his beer goggles on upside down and inside out. I kid I kid Karmas push has been awesome and there were even reports of Vince seein dolla signs everytime he looked at her but to build up a monster like her then have her brake down and cry wtf why isnt anybody hitting the roof for that angle? if Impact Wrestling did something so stupid like that everybody on the internet would be ripping them apart right now...

 

[LSC]

Wow does anybody else look into her history? She was busted less than a year ago for driving without a license down in FL. You know it's possible she will have to serve time?

 

[LSC]

Ok , but shes pregnant and going to prison

I knew it all along... her 3rd strike/charge.... was rape I knew it was the only way she'd be pregnant!

(Jk lol)

The pregnancy has not been confirmed. Until she comes out and says it herself I won't believe some wrestling website. You must one of those people if it's on a wrestling website it must be true but seriously my answer is another logical reason. She can't get away scott free for driving without a license and will have to pay one way or the other. Maybe we should all look up the punishment for that is in FL?

 

[LSC]

Also if Kharma is pregnant she should be happy she was only written off TV. As it's in the female contracts they are not allowed to do any major changes to their body without the permission of WWE. If you remember back in 2005 Dawn Marie was fired from WWE for becoming pregnant and she filed a lawsuit against the company for it.

If Kharma is pregnant she is lucky she has not been fired unless she will be released during/after this 9 month break.

 

[closet_fan]

Am I REALLY the ONLY one who thinks its funny that her pregnancy means someone actually had to put their penis inside of THIS?! :

Do you know how traumatic that would be? DO YOU?!

The poor guys probably crying on a therapists couch right now. D:

i remember reading an incident where some guy was bugging her and her boyfriend at a bar and she let loose on the guy.

so she has or at least had a boyfriend in the past.

ODB would be as far off the scale as i would go after my beloved rosie got cut.

 

[closet_fan]

Also if Kharma is pregnant she should be happy she was only written off TV. As it's in the female contracts they are not allowed to do any major changes to their body without the permission of WWE. If you remember back in 2005 Dawn Marie was fired from WWE for becoming pregnant and she filed a lawsuit against the company for it.

If Kharma is pregnant she is lucky she has not been fired unless she will be released during/after this 9 month break.

since bubba is no longer affiliated with tna, i wonder if she would consider coming back if she was "future endeavored."

i still want to see her and chyna.

 

[hatehabsforever]

Personally I call bullshit. I think this is likely an IWC generated fallacy, or could even be a part of an impending storyline. Until I see something more reputable than dirtsheets reporting this, I'm not buying it.

Hard to imagine she finally lands her dream job at the pinnacle of the business, then goes off and gets pregnant a few weeks later after much hype and hoopla. If this was a planned pregnancy, why would she have come to WWE at this time in the first place? Hard to believe it was unplanned, after all, there is a new invention these days called birth control. I guess it's possible but I feel it's unlikely.

I see her off TV for a while but nowhere near 9 months. They must be planning to tweak her character, need to make her disappear for a while, then they'll bring her back slightly modified. I hear the Miz is looking for a new bodyguard, now that would be awesome. Would generate heel heat for both of them, slow down the decimation of the divas division, and delay the inevitable Beth/Kharma feud until WM28.

Wrestling fans have notoriously short memories and things don't always have to make sense. 9 months is to dupe the fans into thinking she's pregnant (which appears to have worked), and in a couple of months, the new and improved Kharma will be unveiled, at which point her breakdown in the ring will have been long forgotten.

 

[LSC]

Personally I call bullshit. I think this is likely an IWC generated fallacy, or could even be a part of an impending storyline. Until I see something more reputable than dirtsheets reporting this, I'm not buying it.

Hard to imagine she finally lands her dream job at the pinnacle of the business, then goes off and gets pregnant a few weeks later after much hype and hoopla. If this was a planned pregnancy, why would she have come to WWE at this time in the first place? Hard to believe it was unplanned, after all, there is a new invention these days called birth control. I guess it's possible but I feel it's unlikely.

I see her off TV for a while but nowhere near 9 months. They must be planning to tweak her character, need to make her disappear for a while, then they'll bring her back slightly modified. I hear the Miz is looking for a new bodyguard, now that would be awesome. Would generate heel heat for both of them, slow down the decimation of the divas division, and delay the inevitable Beth/Kharma feud until WM28.

Wrestling fans have notoriously short memories and things don't always have to make sense. 9 months is to dupe the fans into thinking she's pregnant (which appears to have worked), and in a couple of months, the new and improved Kharma will be unveiled, at which point her breakdown in the ring will have been long forgotten.

You hit the nail on the head , remember when Beth debuted in 2006 along side Trish as a face and then got sidelined with an injury. Came back in 2007 as a heel and dominated the division and won the Women's Title nobody remembers her original debut though. They do have short term memory