KC 28: Chris K.O. vs. Saboteur *KEEP IT ALL IN HERE*

[JGlass]

How many televised matches have you lost since our last "encounter?"

... zero? The last time I lost was to Gordito.

How many WZCW legends have you beaten? Zero?

You better hope Ty doesn't see this. Your sugar daddy might not like that you don't see him as a legend.

How many WZCW legends have you retired? Zero?

You retired an old guy? That must have taken a ton of skill. I'm sure they would have let me retire him if I wasn't busy kicking your boss's ass.

How many Pebbles Flintstone collectible spoons do you have? Zero.

HA! That's where you're wrong! I have 12 Pebbles. It's Bam Bam that I'm looking for.

I've beat Steamboat Ricky clean in a singles match. Everest in a singles match, and multiple times in tag matches.

After they were champs, both on the downside of their careers. Not quite the accomplishment that ending Ty's unbeaten streak is.

 

[Kermit]

... zero? The last time I lost was to Gordito.

Still a loss in the column my assassin friend.

You better hope Ty doesn't see this. Your sugar daddy might not like that you don't see him as a legend.

Ty is beyond the status of legend. He is a god.

You retired an old guy? That must have taken a ton of skill. I'm sure they would have let me retire him if I wasn't busy kicking your boss's ass.

You beat Ty, Gordito beat you, Ty has beaten Gordito. Steamboat Ricky was on the peek of a comeback.

HA! That's where you're wrong! I have 12 Pebbles. It's Bam Bam that I'm looking for.

I'm sure I've also chucked a few of those as well. Including a good share of Dino ones.

After they were champs, both on the downside of their careers. Not quite the accomplishment that ending Ty's unbeaten streak is.

Again, Steamboat had just returned and was building momentum off of a PPV win. I'm sure Ty would welcome a rematch to prove how much of a fluke your streak snapping win really was.

 

[Kermit]

Listen! You can hinge your resume off of one win if you like, but let's just settle this with fisticuffs like real men Saboteur. Bring your black friend, bring your psychiatrist, heck you can even bring your slave Garret. But above all, bring your butt so my foot can fill the vacancy sign that is hanging over it.

*drops the microphone*

 

[Uncle Phatso]

Random buttsex?

 

[Find'er Woo'er Ryder]

I want to see K.O vs Saboteur now....

 

[Kermit]

I want to see K.O vs Saboteur now....

Patience my friend. The powers that be are withholding this epic encounter for a special night. This match would be the only event needed for a single show. We can book an hour long video promo hyping the feud and then have 30 minute interviews for Saboteur and Chris, and finally get an epic-long 60-minute match-up.

 

[JGlass]

If Mr. K.O. survives the beating I lay down next Sunday at All or Nothing than we may one day see Saboteur vs. Chris K.O. on the marquees of every major venue from New York to Tokyo. That's still a huge if. That Star Wars parody? Child's play compared to what I have in mind for AON.

 

[Kermit]

That Star Wars parody? Child's play compared to what I have in mind for AON.

Can I be Sirius Black?

 

[JGlass]

As if. Obviously Saxton is going to be Seriously Black.

 

[Kermit]

Sabby Potter or Harry Sabotter?

 

[JGlass]

Dunno yet. Quit trying to delve into my future RPs you Dumble****e.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

I like Chris K.O

SHIT IM BREAKING KAYFABE. I HATE EVERYONE.

 

[JGlass]

This entire thread is an odd mixture of kayfabe and reality. It doesn't mix quite like chocolate and peanutbutter, peanutbutter and jelly, or peanutbutter and a squeaky toy.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

It is strange. But Chocolate & Peanut Butter/PB&J is fucking delicious.

 

[JGlass]

Fucking postponing the introduction to our destruction? What is this shit? Clearly, we are being held back by the likes of Triple Ty Burna and the The Heart Break Kid Big Dave.

They know that we can outdraw them any day of the year. They're delaying the inevitable.

 

[Kermit]

So true, my fellow combatant. But, in the end we will prevail. We may have to endure a few Ty Burna vs. Big Dave sledge hammer ladder matches, but we will prevail.

 

[Kermit]

And it begins.

Only complaint is that the match needed more Chris K.O. beating Saboteur's ninja carcass.

 

[JGlass]

How'd that Death Blow feel?

 

[Kermit]

I feel like this thread has lacked the blind hate that needs to drive it. I blame myself mostly, but you could also do a little better JGlass.

 

[JGlass]

I'm mustering up all the hate I can for you, but I've beaten you down so many times that it's hard to see you as anything more than a stooge.

This is where Habs would put a wink to make him seem non-threatening. I'm not Habs, I'm not winking, and I am most certainly threatening.

 

[Kermit]

I'm mustering up all the hate I can for you, but I've beaten you down so many times that it's hard to see you as anything more than a stooge.

I'm almost motivated to go and count up all the times who has beaten who. Almost.

However, I'm going to continue picking up your matches and begin writing teasers that hint at a possible tumor that is growing in Saboteur's anus. During whatever match you have at this Kingdom Come, if you make the card, I will have it explode and cost Saboteur the match.

It'll be my masterpiece.

 

[JGlass]

Way to break kayfabe, asshole. I was walking the line, you kicked the line down. MSG Incident times a million.

 

[Kermit]

Uh oh, I just broke the 4th wall.

Hi Colt Cabana!

 

[GI Cake]

I'm mustering up all the hate I can for you, but I've beaten you down so many times that it's hard to see you as anything more than a stooge.

This is where Habs would put a wink to make him seem non-threatening. I'm not Habs, I'm not winking, and I am most certainly threatening.

Oh you scary man.

 

[JGlass]

Uh oh, I just broke the 4th wall.

Hi Colt Cabana!

I'll break something...