"Kash is King"

[Coco]

How many times do you reckon Kid Kash has said this to a woman after tenderizing her lady parts to mind-numbing satisfaction? Lord knows I'd do it if I were in his position. Sure, it'd reduce my chances at an encore performance by one hundred perfect. But it's an awesome line.

 

[Sparky]

Let me guess whats next...

Spoiler

King is cash

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I missed the oppertunity to make that thread myself didn't I? Dammit.

 

[Coco]

I don't get it. Is this one of those Soviet Russia things? 'Cause this is America. I have the freedom to find that shit annoying. And I know a thing or two about annoying. Stray alley cats are in my bedroom right now and are gnawing at the open wounds on my taint as the smell of sugar-free dark chocolate radiates from their fangs. That's also annoying.

 

[Sparky]

Maybe you shouldn't of let them in? I thought you wasn't letting them have the chocolate?

 

[Coco]

They be alley cats. Felines have minds of their own as it is, but these strays take it to a whole 'nother level. At least it's not such a sausage fest in here anymore. Also, I'm out of tissues but I now have a fun target shooting game I can play. Life and lemons, amirite?

Time to get the video camera.