Jonny reaches out of the ring and asks for a microphone.
Jonny: "Cut the music, cut the music"
*Crowd boos heavily*
JR:"What the hell do you make of this King, what's he got to say?"
King:"Well if you would shut up JR, we'll find out now won't we."
Jonny: "Now, everyone, let me be the first to say. SHUT UP!"
*crowd chants asshole*
JR:"These people are giving Jonny a piece of their minds."
King:"Quiet JR!"
Jonny:"Let me be the first to say... that this... is going to be the biggest night of our lives. This right here is what its all about. So, DC let me ask you. Is this worth it. I'm going to tear you apart. Do you really want me to beat your ass right here at Wrestlezone Mania!?! Think about it Kid, the grand daddy of em all. The biggest show in the history of Wrestlezone, and you want to remember it from a hospital bed? I'm going to give you a choice... right here, and right now. Walk away, and save yourself the heartache."
Jonny hands the mic to DC.
JR:"Don't do it DC! Kick his ass like the dog that he is!"
King:"Watch your mouth JR, talk like that will end up getting you in trouble."
DC:"Well Jonny... thats a nice offer... but, I watched my matches, and I watch highlights of me winning the Rumble. And I have to say..."
*The crowd starts chanting DC!"
DC:"I've got to say, in front of all these people. I have come, way, way, way too far, to ever look back. So you can take your offer... turn that son of a bitch sideways... and..."
*Crowd finishes: "Stick it straight up your candy ass!"
DC: "No, no don't do that, not yet, haha. You can turn it sideways... you can turn it upside down... you can turn anyway you want to turn it... either way Jonny... these people forgot to do one thing... see... shine it up real nice... and then, THEN, YOU STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!"
The bell rings and both men stand face to face against each other in the middle of the ring. Jonny starts laughing and points at D.C. and mocks him. Jonny flips D.C. off and backs away. D.C. puts his hand down and looks around at the crowd. He walks up to Jonny and starts talking to him, but the cameras can't pick up what is being said. There is a faint mumble and then all of a sudden D.C. puts up a middle finger and shoves it in Jonny's face. The crowd pops loud. But Jonny takes a cheap shot at D.C. and the match begins.
JR:"A cheap shot, go figure."
King:"Nice guys finish last. D.C. is aggravated now, he's going to lose focus."
D.C. and Jonny start throwing wild punches at each other. Both dodging and ducking every other shot. Finally Jonny slides out under the bottom rope and the ref begins the ten count, but Jonny slides back in at 4.
JR:"Remember folks, this first match, is a regular match. All the rules apply here. Count outs, pinfalls, submissions, and DQ's all count in this first contest."
D.C. invites Jonny for a lock up in the middle of the ring. Jonny stands in front of DC and takes one hand into his left hand. And then hooks the right hand. They tie up and both men jock for leverage on the other. Jonny takes out DC's legs with a quick kick that sends DC to the mat on his back. They remain holding hands as Jonny jumps to a body splash. DC puts his legs up and catches Jonny. Jonny falls back onto his feet and DC uses the leverage to jump on top of Jonny shoulders into a hurricanrana position. But Jonny rolls DC back and they up lock hands as DC backflips onto his feet.
JR:"Pretty even contest. But I have a feeling this match could explode on all cylinders any second. It has that potential."
King:"I think they're just measuring each other up JR, I agree with you. This can get really interesting really quick."
DC and Jonny step back from each other. And look around at the crowd. The crowd starts clapping at a quick pace, showing that they want to see both men tear into each other and not hold anything back. And sure enough, the pace quickens really fast.
Jonny charges at DC, DC side steps and sends Jonny into the ropes. Jonny bounces back and DC hits the mat stomach first, with Jonny hopping over. DC gets up quick and runs with Jonny to the opposite ropes, but slides out quickly as Jonny hits the ropes. Jonny comes back off of them and doesn't see DC anywhere. DC tugs on Jonnys legs as he is on the outside, and Jonny turns around and starts kicking at DC. DC slides back in and Jonny starts stomping on him. Jonny takes DC and Irish whips him into the corner. Jonny gets down in a quick three point stance and charges a few steps behind DC. They meet in the corner with Jonny nailing DC with a thud of a clothesline. Jonny gets back a little and starts slapping DC with knife edge chops. The crowd "WOOOOOOOOOO!s" at every chop. After taking 3 chops. DC reverses and tosses Jonny into the corner, and slaps a defining chop to Jonny's chest. Another "WOOOOOOOOOOOO!" from the crowd.
DC Irish whips Jonny into the opposite corner and charges at him. Jonny moves out the way and DC takes a few steps up the turnbuckle. But before he can jump back at Jonny, Jonny moves behind DC and pushes him off the turnbuckle to the outside, and DC crashes into the barricade. The crowd stands up to see DC laying there. Jonny waits for the ten count and stands by the ropes pointing and laughing at DC. DC makes it to his feet and slides back in, but is met with some stomps from Jonny. The ref pulls Jonny aside and shouts at him to let DC get into the ring.
DC stands up and runs at Jonny, Jonny pushes the ref out of the way and takes a spear from DC. DC starts laying in punches to Jonny's head and they roll around on the canvas. The crowd pops loud as both men roll around. DC gets up first and picks up Jonny. DC Irish whips Jonny into the ropes and goes down for a back body drop. Jonny kicks DC upright and punches him. Jonny works over DC and Irish whips him into the corner. Jonny goes for a splash but DC moves out of the way and Jonny crashes into the turnbuckle. DC grabs Jonny by the head and tosses him to the outside. The ref starts the count and Jonny makes his way to his feet grabbing the side of the apron. DC grabs the top rope and hops backward. He brings his feet out from underneath him and does a sit down dropkick under the bottom rope into Jonny face. Jonny stumbles back and is laid out. DC goes under the ropes and stands with his back toward Jonny on the apron. DC starts to bounce on the second rope as Jonny starts to stand up. DC jumps one last time and launches himself into a Whisper in the Wind and catches Jonny just as he stands up.
JR:"Good God King. These two are going at it pretty fast and this is just the first match up."
King:"Its like I said JR, this kid is an idiot. He is gonna kill himself before we ever get anywhere.
DC stands up holding his back, the ref starts the count over, but DC grabs Jonny and tosses him back into the ring at the 5 count mark. DC climbs the top rope and looks down at Jonny. DC stands up and leaps into the air, and puts his legs behind him and grabs his heels. Right before he comes down he puts his legs out for a leg drop (Kenny Dykstra feint leg drop) but Jonny moves out of the way.
JR:"DC landing very unceremoniously there King."
King:"I don't know what must be hurting more, his ass or his ego."
Jonny goes for the quick pin, but only manages a one count. Jonny stands up and goes to the top rope himself. DC stands up and wobbles around, as he turns around Jonny comes flying off the top rope with a high cross body and rolls DC up. 1... 2... kick out by DC.
Jonny is aggravated and gets in the ref's face begging for a three count. He slides out of the ring and goes under the apron and produces a steel chair. The crowd pops for the introduction of a weapon, but the ref is there to meet Jonny and shouts for him to get rid of it. Jonny threatens to hit the ref with the chair and the ref grabs it. Jonny and the ref fight back and forth over the chair, as DC stands up. DC runs up toward Jonny and does a running Enzaguri kicking Jonny in the temple and sending him to the mat. DC stands up and starts to put the boots to Jonny as the ref takes the chair and kicks it onto the apron of the ring to get it out of the way. DC stands Jonny up and gives him a European uppercut that sends Jonny to the corner. DC climbs up in front of Jonny and starts punching, the crowd chants with the punches, "1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9" DC winds up a big punch as the crowd goes "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" DC lays one last punch on Jonny as the crowd pops "10!"
JR:"This kid is something else, he entertains the crowd and still manages to have a little fun..."
King:"Yeah but this kind of stuff makes you vulnerable, if you keep playing to the crowd you won't pay much attention to your opponent."
Just like King predicted, DC starts shouting at the crowd as the ref looks at DC. DC makes his way back to Jonny, and the ref walks over and knocks the chair off the apron and to the floor. With his back turned, Jonny lands a low blow onto DC. The crowd boos, and when the ref turns around Jonny holds his hands up in the air innocently.
JR:"Oh give me a damn break! Come on ref! You know better then that!"
King:"What are you talking about JR, I didn't see a thing. But if I were to take a guess, I bet Jonny used his head, he's such a smart guy."
Jonny goes for the quick pin... 1... 2... kick out by DC.
The crowd pops slightly, as the match is starting to go a little on the boring side. Seeing as how there is a lot riding on this match, they want to see more action. Jonny looks around and does a mocking "Hulk Hogan" hand wave, and holds his hand up to his ear to hear the crowd. He is met with a lot of boos from the crowd. As he turns around DC throws a punch to the gut of Jonny. Jonny backs up and DC throws another punch that lands. DC is on his knees throwing punches wildly as the crowd picks up more. He sends Jonny all the way to the turnbuckle and stands up and continues to throw wild punches. Jonny throws a thumb to DC's eyes and DC stumbles backwards. The ref walks over to both men as Jonny lunges at DC. DC ducks under the clothesline and Jonny nails the referee with it. The ref goes down as Jonny stands up quick. DC rolls away and stands up and both men look at the fallen referee.
JR:"OH GOD KING! THE REF IS OUT! THIS ISN'T GOOD!"
King:"Oh yes it is JR, now anything can happen, and I think these two know it."
Jonny slides out quick and grabs the chair that the referee kicked out of the ring. DC slides out on the other side and goes under the ring and grabs a steel chair of his own. Both men slide into the ring at the same time, both holding chair. The crowd is going wild as they stare off at each other. Jonny swings and DC with the chair, but DC lifts his chair and blocks the shot. DC goes for a gut shot with the chair. But Jonny puts his down and blocks it.
JR:"This is a like a sword fight with chairs!!!"
King:"HAHA, have you ever seen anything like this JR?"
JR:"Well I..."
King:"Don't answer that."
DC blocks another high shot from Jonny. DC goes for a baseball type swing with his chair but Jonny blocks it as well. Both men stand still for a second as the crowd errupts. DC tosses his chair at Jonny. Jonny tosses his chair down and catches DC's in his hands. DC goes for a Vandaminator. But Jonny sidesteps and lifts the chair high above his head. DC is on the ground as Jonny comes down with the chair, DC rolls out of the way and Jonny again smashes the chair on the ground trying to hit DC. DC slides out under the ring as Jonny chases after him. DC slides back into the ring and slides out the other side. Jonny shouts at him from inside the ring as the ref makes it to his hands and knees. DC points towards the entrance ramp and Jonny looks, turning his back to the ref and DC. DC slides back into the ring and runs towards Jonny, jumping off of the back of the ref. DC shouts as Jonny turns around, DC launches off the ref's back and hits a front dropkick smashing the chair into Jonny's face. The ref falls back to the mat, as the crowd starts cheering loudly.
JR:Good God almighty. What the hell was that King?"
King:I don't know JR, but it doesn't look good for Jonny, ahhhh come on Jonny."
DC goes for the pin but looks and sees the ref is knocked out. DC gets up and shakes the referee. The ref crawls back to life, and DC goes for the cover again. 1... 2... KICK OUT BY JONNY!
JR:"He kicked out King... He kicked out!"
King:"Alright Jonny!"
DC gets up and can't believe it. He walks up to the ref who rolls back over and plays the "knocked out" bit again. DC stands over him as Jonny sneaks over and grabs a chair, and gets to his knees. DC turns around and Jonny shoots the chair into DC's gut. Jonny stands up and cracks the chair off of DC's skull. DC falls to the mat as Jonny stumbles up. Another ref comes running to the ring as the ref in the ring slides over. Jonny goes for the pin, 1... 2... the other ref pulls the referee inside out of the ring. The crowd goes crazy as the second ref explains something to hit, making a motion that someone hit someone with a chair. The first ref calls for the bell and walks over toward Lillian, who is just as confused as everyone else.
JR:"Now what the hell is this King. Jonny could have got the pin but that ref pulled the other referee out of the ring. What the hell is going on?"
King:"I don't know JR, but I think we are about to find out."
The ref is talking to Lillian. She stands up and brings the mic to her mouth.
Lillian: Ladies and Gentlemen, the referee that came to the ring has announced that Admin has disqualified both men. Both participants used chairs, and therefore, both men have been disqualified. This match, as a result, will not be counted as a pinfall victory for either man. We will now start with the second match. The Hardcore match."
The referee again tells something to Lillian.
JR:"So you mean to tell me that both men, just spent that time kicking each others asses, and neither one of them got a pinfall victory?"
King:"Thats what it sounds like JR. But if I can go out of place for a second, that means that since both men are DQed then that means if neither person can get 2 pinfalls in the next two matches... then whats going to happen?"
Lillian:If the series of pinfalls is tied 1 to 1 at the end of the final match, we will go into a sudden death situation."
JR:"Well if that don't beat all... so neither man gets a victory, and now, the only way to win, is if one person, wins the next two matches..."
King:"Oh man JR... thats what I feared... we need a champion, so this match will just keep going until we do get one..."
TBC... this was actually cut in half, but the next two will be more action packed.