John Tenta

[Mr. TM]

For Hall of Fame!

Just to see what JohnTenta4HOF changes his name to after it happens.

Oh, and post in here as spammy as you can why he should be in.

Reason #1
The Natural Disasters were a fun tag team that taught me about physical geography when I was a kid.

 

[Tenta]

#2: Because he was the first wrestler to sideline Hulk Hogan with a major injury for a while.

 

[Mr. TM]

#3 Great fucking beard

 

[Tenta]

#4: He crushed Jake Robert's pet snake.

 

[Tenta]

#5: Any man that agrees to have his tatoo on his arm AND only half of his head shaven is definitely a company man.

 

[Mr. TM]

#6 Great great fucking beard

 

[Tenta]

#7: His Beard's better than Jesus'

 

[Mr. TM]

#8 He could probably kill a beard

 

[Tenta]

#9: When Mike Knox checks his closet, he's not looking for the Boogeyman, he's looking for John Tenta.

 

[Mr. TM]

Didn't The Boogeyman get released?

 

[Tenta]

Didn't The Boogeyman get released?

Well Yes..... Because John Tenta told Vince to do it.

#11: John's calling the shots at WWE. Even beyond the grave. Vince is merely a puppet.

 

[Mr. TM]

John Tenta is dead?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

12. for being the least aesthitically pleasing human being ive ever seen. Seriously, I cant be brought to belive a human female willingly ever had sexual relations with that man, without the invovement of large quanities of money.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

John Tenta is dead?

cancer

 

[Mr. TM]

Cancer sucks. He was a canuck.

 

[Tenta]

12. for being the least aesthitically pleasing human being ive ever seen. Seriously, I cant be brought to belive a human female willingly ever had sexual relations with that man, without the invovement of large quanities of money.

That may be true. Hey, there's a reason that they brought him back as an Oddity.

Reason #13: He got the oddities over. Single Handedly.

Anyone that can do that has got to be a God amongst mere man.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

he carried a little cartman doll around during that time. I loved that.

 

[Tenta]

he carried a little cartman doll around during that time. I loved that.

I loved it, too. He was the only member of the Oddities I liked.

He also was the only Oddity that could work something that even closely resembled what was the thin outline of a match. I look back on it now, and wonder just how that shit got over, anyway. Not Tenta, because he was awesome. But everything else.

Were wrestling fans really that dumb at the time?

#14: His name had "Canadian" in it for about a year. Anytime you can get over as "The Canadian" anything, you deserve a spot.

 

[Mr. TM]

The Canadian TM.

Hmm.

I am too honest to make that my name.

 

[Tenta]

The Canadian TM.

Hmm.

I am too honest to make that my name.

..... You're not Canadian?

#15: He's dead. So anyone dead gets a spot in the HOF.

 

[Mr. TM]

TM a Canadian?

Silly thought.

Though... you might be on to something.

 

[Tenta]

TM a Canadian?

Silly thought.

Though... you might be on to something.

Coulda confused me.... Next thing you'll know, you'll tell me Bret Hart's from Canada....

He lives in Italy, you know.

#16: Shit, Koko got fucking in!