John Morrison Won't Return to WWE; Wants to Act

[It's Damn Real!]

http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/245385-exclusive-future-plans-for-john-morrison

After speaking with sources, we have learned that John Morrison is not going to be returning to WWE.

It is believed that Morrison will not be going to TNA or any other wrestling company as he wants to pursue other interests. Several sources cited acting as being the main interest.

In what, D-rate movies where acting quality doesn't matter?

Stick to what you do best, kid. Acting ain't it.

 

[Awesome_Miz]

I can tell you what the movie will be about.

Morrison doing some crazy monkey spots and talking about opportunities.

 

[Remix]

This is a Wrestlezone exclusive, right? Then it's totally bullshit.

 

[FitFinlay4Life]

I'm guessing no one told him Oliver Stone has already done a Doors movie with Val Kilmer.

 

[Coco]

As with any other Diva, I hope "acting" is code for porn.

 

[Uncle Sam]

As with any other Diva, I hope "acting" is code for porn.

I read this and my first thought was, "Yeah, I'd watch that." I'm not quite sure what that says about me, about you, or about John Morrison.

 

[Coco]

I'd also watch the Big Show/Mark Henry sex tape that Tasty proposed last night. I have no threshold. As Taz would say, I'm totally off the chain.

 

[Poop Master Flex]

I can see it right now Morrison and Melina starring in "One night in Melina's gaping snatch" with guest star Batista.

 

[Coco]

Melina would be in it?

Well, I think we found my threshold.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I can see it right now Morrison and Melina starring in "One night in Melina's gaping snatch" with guest star Batista.

I'd pay money for that. Not much, mind you. A pound or two.

 

[Remy LaCroix]

Porn, plz. It would be a dream come true.

This is a Wrestlezone exclusive, right? Then it's totally bullshit.

Worth repeating.

 

[Shocky]

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In what, D-rate movies where acting quality doesn't matter?

Stick to what you do best, kid. Acting ain't it.

Well it's certainly not wrestling.

However, Morrison no longer on my TV screen calls for this.

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[It's Damn Real!]

I propose Wrong Side of Town II with Dave Bautista, Rob Van Dam and Ja Rule.

Who wants to be second?!

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

I predict X-Men porn with him portraying MoJo JoMo.

 

[FitFinlay4Life]

Failure to launch 2... actually, having seen much of Matthew McConaghy's output - maybe he has a shot

 

[Uncle Sam]

I predict X-Men porn with him portraying MoJo JoMo.

Is this meant to be a Powerpuff Girls joke? If not, colour me confused.

 

[hatehabsforever]

Is this meant to be a Powerpuff Girls joke? If not, colour me confused.

I have to ask, Sam, because I don't think you have kids. How in the hell do you know about the Powerpuff Girls?

 

[Shocky]

Is this meant to be a Powerpuff Girls joke? If not, colour me confused.

MoJo is an X-Men villain Sam.

 

[FitFinlay4Life]

MoJo is an X-Men villain Sam.

And here's Colossus...

 

[Uncle Sam]

I have to ask, Sam, because I don't think you have kids. How in the hell do you know about the Powerpuff Girls?

Powerpuff Girls was on about ten years ago. It's my extensive knowledge of Regular Show and Adventure Time you want to worry about.

 

[Remix]

And here's Colossus...

In motherland, Grudges don't hold basketballs.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Weapons aren't only allowed - they're encouraged.

Yes, that's right; Batista's promos would have been more coherent had he been born in Soviet Russia.

 

[shattered dreams]

My pitch for their TNA gimmick is Morrison is Tarzan and Melina is a gorilla.

 

[ABMorales787]

They don't have actor's in the Palace Of Wisdom.

 

[xoxo French Kiss xoxo]

A man who can't cut a scripted promo after a day to prepare wants to switch to acting?

Like acting in movies or on TV?

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