I'll ask again. What can Morrison do for TNA that they couldn't get an indy guy to do for less money?
He doesn't have star power. He won't bring in new viewers. How many people who don't watch TNA will start watching because they hear that he's there?
This attitude that some fans have is really making me scratch my head.
Why does every single signing have to be some magical wrestler who's a draw before the ink on his contract dries? Why are these your criteria of what a good signing is? You do realize that 99% of the employed wrestlers out there don't meet half the expectations you just listed, right? The 1% is John Cena and even
he doesn't bring in new viewers, but you expect Marty McKnuckles from JPWHC Xtreme EleKtricity Attitude Wrestling based in North Scumfuck, Connecticut to be able to set the world on fire as soon as he steps into a ring.
If this is what you require of people when it comes to signing them, then TNA's roster will remain as it is for eons. How about this ...
Let's just be nuts for a second. Let's just assume that the purpose of a signing is not to revolutionize your company singlehandedly, but to add to the overall quality of the show with a few of this wrestlers' talents. Now, what are John's talents you may say? Well ...
1. He has a look. This is something plenty of Indy wrestlers simply do not have. Most of them look like they're starving (which is likely an accurate statement), they're generic looking, don't have the money for cool gear and you'd think they work at Target. Again, they probably do that too.
Morrisson looks like a star. He's flashy, he's recognizable, he has
something going for himself. He's honed that in the WWE, which gives him an edge over any and all Indy guy that there is out there.
What does a look add to a wrestler? Credibility. Marketability. Wrestlers with specific looks find it easier to get over with the crowd and to get pushes. Jeff Hardy is a prime example and so are guys like Ultimate Warrior, Sting and even Steve Austin. Austin has generic features but he has a
look.
Wrestlers with good looks are easily assimilated by the masses. However, we're talking about TNA so "masses" ain't really the proper terminology. Let's call us ... a wad of disgruntled ex-WWE fans. I think that's closer to the truth. Okay, so wrestlers with good looks are easily assimilated by the wad of disgruntled ex-WWE fans, a.k.a TNA fans. Wrestlers with looks are great! You can slap their face on a poster, on a TV ad, on a mug, on a hat, on a backpack, on a T-Shirt, on PJ's with feet. That shoe box jaw that Cena has ain't just for punchin'. Shit looks tight.
End of lesson one. Lesson two.
2. Morrisson is athletic and able in the ring. - I'm quite sure you'd name fifty six indy guys who can do triple hurricanrana chokeslam piledriver avalanche armbar armbar armbar hammer lock spiral tap pele kick off the top rope through a flaming table into a lava pit during rush hour, but nobody wants to see these people.
Before leaving the WWE, Morrisson had a thing going. He was doing his parkour stuff, he was doing daredevil stuff, he's always been very athletic and fun to watch. End of story. That's what he has. Another talent.
There may be a hundred guys out there who can do the same moves or same style, but it doesn't mean they have the same value as Morrisson, just as there are millions of people with Bachelor and Masters degrees, however that doesn't get them the job, the whole package does.
Here comes lesson number 3.
3. Simply put, Morrisson has the whole package and he's worked at it for years. - That is something most indy guys don't have. They either have just a look, just ability or just a tiny fanbase. JoMo has a look, ability, AND a fanbase to bring in, making him a better choice than any indy fuck out there.
Here's a little symbolism. Would you rather buy a 3 dollar cake that is quite tasty (but not the best you've ever had), or spend 1.50 on the ingredients, trying to make it yourself and taking the risk of fucking it up?
C'mon, Skittles. This is TNA. They ain't no world class bakers. Hitler could use an oven better than they can.
Too much? Okay.