JGlass Shoots on Everything

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Yes Mr. Nate sir.

 

[Nate DaMac]

I'm getting that fucking "bandwidth exceeded" image. The fuck is that about?

 

[Coco]

Tyler Reks? The fuck?

 

[Nate DaMac]

huh?

 

[Coco]

NorCal mentioned him. I wasn't sure anyone regarded him with anything better than indifference. Truly stunned.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

NorCal mentioned him. I wasn't sure anyone regarded him with anything better than indifference. Truly stunned.

Great look, cool character. Very intruiging overall. Looks like a barbarian or something. If you cant make something menacing out of that, you fucking suck

 

[Freddy4190]

I've met Tyler Reks before. Cool guy.

 

[Coco]

Do barbarians surf?

 

[Nate DaMac]

Freddy, your sig is very distracting. My penis keeps poking me in the belly button.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Do barbarians surf?

Have you seen him besides the one match he worked as a surfer?

 

[Nate DaMac]

He's got a good look and a bad ass finisher. I think he has potential.

 

[Freddy4190]

Danielson has officially been drafted to Smackdown. Excellent.

Freddy, your sig is very distracting. My penis keeps poking me in the belly button.

I'm sorry I suppose?

 

[Freddy4190]

Swagger on Raw.

 

[JGlass]

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?t=165603

BOOM!

JBL is so far down on the list of candidates he can barely see day light. Under the current format where we induct 4 people a year, I don't think you'll see JBL making it for at least another decade.

Hey, is my sig picture showing up for you guys?

Not I.

Tyler Reks? The fuck?

Great look, cool character. Very intruiging overall. Looks like a barbarian or something. If you cant make something menacing out of that, you fucking suck

I go back and forth on Tyler Reks, but my opinion is that there are bigger, badder, and better. He is menacing, but he just screams permanent talent elevation.

Swagger on Raw.

I'm actually pretty happy about that. I think he turns face after Extreme Rules and he'll feud with Drew McIntyre, Dolph, maybe even Miz.

The supplemental draft is so weird. Who the fuck where Curt Hawkins ends up? When was the last time he was even on television?

 

[Coco]

Those three people who watch Superstars.

 

[JGlass]

Thursday is a terrible night for wrestling, it's just up against too many other good shows. Also, I have no interest in watching guys that I won't see on RAW or Smackdown anyway. If I wanted to do that, I'd watch TNA.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Those three people who watch Superstars.

 

[Coco]

I've been enjoying iMPACT recently. Such is the magic of fast forward.

 

[JGlass]

Actually I have been watching iMPACT the past couple weeks, but I generally find most of the show unenjoyable. Basically, if it doesn't involve Angle/Jarrett it sucks.

Mr. Kennedy is really exposing himself as a worthless piece of shit on that show. He bores the hell out of me. How anyone can compare him to Stone Cold is nothing short of disturbing as hell.

 

[Coco]

He's reached Glenn Beck levels of obnoxiousness. Watching him sometimes causes me physical pain.

 

[Freddy4190]

Jack Swagger on Raw worries me because I fear he'll just continue to be Michael Cole's bitch.

 

[Coco]

Being Michael Cole is getting him more TV time than he's had since he lost the World Heavyweight Championship.

 

[Freddy4190]

Well yeah, more so his bitch then he already is.

 

[JGlass]

He's reached Glenn Beck levels of obnoxiousness. Watching him sometimes causes me physical pain.

Agreed. It's unreal how bad he is. The average Mr. Anderson promo consists of him stating that he came to TNA to be a champion (I'm pretty sure he came to TNA because he needed a job), bitching about how he was screwed out of one thing or another, and then reminding us he's an asshole by saying, "I'm an asshole." Such is TNA writing, rather than doing something that an asshole would do, he just says that he is one and that's considered good enough. Even Michael Cole is more subtle than Ken Anderson.

His matches aren't much more diverse. The entire match seems to be him using strikes and then attempting to hit the Mic Check. He could really benefit from a 5 moves of doom routine, as the Mic Check doesn't really look like a finisher one could hit out of nowhere.

Jack Swagger on Raw worries me because I fear he'll just continue to be Michael Cole's bitch.

I'm predicting a face turn at Extreme Rules, but there are worse things that could happen than being Cole's bitch. Perhaps Cole will move off of commentary and manage Swagger back to prominence. One can dream, anyway.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

who does that ass belong too, freddy?