I think if Jeff returns he owes a HUGE apology to...well everyone. And he should do this on TV.
It will happen. But will it be a sincere apology, or will it be the usual garbage a celebrity says to the fans when he wants to get past his latest screw-up? I get sick of hearing these people spouting the "damage control" lines their attorneys and public relations people write for them. For once, I'd love to hear one of them say what they really mean.
What Jeff might say: "I made a mistake. Everybody makes mistakes."
What Jeff really means: "I thought I could get away with gettin' shit-faced before a PPV against that AARP surfer dude."
What Jeff might say: "I have a drug problem."
What Jeff really means: "I don't have a drug problem."
What Jeff might say: "I've been at home sorting things out."
What Jeff really means: "I was chillin' at home, gettin' my shit together."
What Jeff might say: "I feel I can handle my problem with the help and support of my family."
What Jeff really means: "I ain't going to no fuckin' rehab."
What Jeff might say: "I will maintain the high standards that my employer requires of me."
What Jeff really means: "If TNA drug tests me again, I fuckin' quit."
What Jeff might say: "I apologize for letting down my fans, family and friends."
What Jeff really means: "One Swanton Bomb and you Internet assholes will forget about the whole thing."
What Jeff might say: "I look to the future."
What Jeff really means: "Lie down and spread your legs for me, Dixie."