Jane World Order
"Fio unus per Jane universitas"
Members
Lord and Cake Provider-MikoLeader-Jane
Heir to the Throne-TM
Chief Advisor to Jane-Mysterio_Fan
President of Multimedia-Shake-Zula
Executive of Language-tdigle
President of Torture-xfearbefore
Executive of Secrecy-Luther
President of Education-Thunder Dave
Pope-Justinsayne
Ambassador to Mexico and Saudi Arabia-latin World order
Overlord of Marketing and Security-TLC
Executive of Design-"The Kill Joy" Robert Morales
President of Foreign Assassinations-Barack Obama
Speaker of the House-General Disarray
Vice President of Sandwiches-KB
Animal Psychiatrist-Hiphopapotamus
Lord of the South-Western Colonies-Dejan
Head of Clone Development-SavageTaker
Captain of Pirates and Musicals-Lariat
Chief Bowling Instructor-INDYjon22
Captain of Muscles and Assorted Goods-Theo Mays
Head of Breakfast Cereal Development-Milkyway
Sinister Mastermind-
Representative to the North and Russia-Eskimo #1
Animal Expert and Marksman-I Am Phenom
Assistant to theThrone and Snake Charmer-Mat V.16.47
Provider of Hot Rihanna Pics-JKO
Head of Campaigns and Bribery-Doc
Head of Memorials-Leafy
Circus Master Extraordinaire-Tiger Suplex
Enemies of the Order
Triple K-A racist asshole, who called me a liar. Let's show this guy what we think about that shit. Henceforth he will be known as "KKK".ZeroVX-He's basically just an idiot, and insults me non-stop. Get rid of him.
Undertaker the 5th-Gave me a 6.5 out of 10, despite being my supposed Janeite. Asshole.
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Make no mistake. This is not a joke, and should not be treated as such. We are the Jane World Order. When you're in, you're in for life. The only way out is death, and death is what you will be given if you disrupt our world. us in any way. We are the new age. The age of Jane.
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The Jane Commandments
One. You shall not hold any gods before Miko
Two. You shall not make a carved image or something. I think it's to do with idols, like when they made that one gold ox or whatever. Just do what the first one says. Oh wait, I have one. Don't make a false faction. This is the only real one.
Three. Don't insult Miko or Jane. Both will result in a mysterious disappearance.
Four. The 5th of every month is the Feast of Jane, for I was born on the 5th of December. Keep it holy.
Five. Honor your father and mother. Though I don't really give a shit if you don't.
Six. You shall not murder. This is probably just a good idea all together.
Seven. You shall commit a fuck ton of adultery.
Eight. You shall not hold the rights to a fair trial.
Nine. You shall not stand up to me, or speak your mind.
Ten. Don't fuck donkeys.
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Memo Board
Memo Board
- If you don't join you will be sodomized by a horse. Unless you're into that. In which case, join.
- The Jane World Order will accept anyone. It is our philosophy that Jane makes you a better person, not that you can better Jane. So even if your shit, join up.
- The number one goal of the Jane World Order is to attempt to get me into the Board Room, as a mod. If I were able to get in with the higher-ups of Wrestlezone we would be much closer to our goal of a new Wrestlezone. A Jane Era of Wrestlezone. And that will be our first step to world domination. I recommend you join, considering only those in the JWO will succeed in the new age...
- If you break one of the Jane Commandments, you will be put to death.
- Despite our amazing Coat of Arms, It would still be nice for someone to design a sig for JWO.
