I've just received an amazing offer

[Coco]

You know.... I have a bit of a femme fight fetish, meaning I enjoy watching, reading, and writing about women fighting each other and occasionally stripping off their clothes and screwing each other. Would you be interested in writing a match or two that I've written? I've got Olivia Munn Vs. Nichole Van Croft in a Sexfight (you have to make your opponent orgasm before you can pin, knock out, or submit them), and Katy Perry Vs. Keeley Hazell in an I Quit match.

Got it via PM from a guy on another board I talk to regularly and know isn't just pulling my chain. Is there any reason not to say yes and see where this goes?

 

[Daniel]

No.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

I'll be pulling for Olivia Munn.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Would you be interested in writing a match or two that I've written?

What?

 

[Xemmy]

It'd be un-American not to.

 

[Coco]

What?

I had him clarify me. He'd like me to read what he's written. Should be good.

 

[gd]

I will be the second set of eyes.

 

[Alex]

'Then Katy Perry, knocked ot Keeley Hazel with her large breasts before toying with her clitoris with her quivering fingers and a large black *****'.

Thats an extract from my version anyway

 

[Coco]

This is the only thing that excites me, sexually, though. Like... I've tried watching porn. Can't get into it. My dad and uncles took me to a strip club for my 21st b-day, and I had more fun talking to the waitress then I did watching the "entertainment".

I think I know why I'm like this, though. I got my first erection watching a women's wrestling match, Ivory Vs. Debra when Ivory won the title for the first time? Great, sexy match.... until Nicole Bass came down and ruined it, and killed my boner. But that's when this fetish started. And it's only built up from there.

I mean... I'm not a bad guy. I'm probably one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet. But... then there's THIS side of me. I guess I'm just a little messed up... a little broken.

He's making me sad. And I'm being ultra understanding and everything.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Oh read? If it involved writing it'd have been a little meh, but read ahead. Why not?

Afterwards tell him he's a freak and never to try contacting you again.

 

[Coco]

I'm not sure I want to. He's very fragile.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Fine, have it your way. But obviously there is something wrong with him to not find Nicole Bass stunning is all I'm saying.

 

[Coco]

And now he's having me request a piece I'd like to see him write. I'd think I was being trolled if it weren't for the effort he'd clearly gone to in writing Munn vs. Van Croft.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Ask him for Michelle Bass vs. Chyna. He'd love it.

 

[Coco]

You're cruel.

 

[Daniel]

Ask him for a triple threat. Helen Mirren vs. Judi Dench vs. The Queen. I can only imagine how he'd book it.

 

[Coco]

We're having a lengthy discussion over this, but so far it involves both the Bellas, Linda McMahon, and Michelle Obama. Art is being made.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Shit, that's you I have been talking to?

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

We're having a lengthy discussion over this, but so far it involves both the Bellas, Linda McMahon, and Michelle Obama. Art is being made.

Disregard my previous post, it couldn't be me. I don't have the Bellas in my match and added Sonia Sotomayor as the special guest ref. The conversations are just a coincidence.

 

[Coco]

Bellas aren't part of the match. Brie coerces Nikki into some sister-sister lovin' in Brie's hotel room while Linda McMahon is recording them secretly and amassing an illegal collection of voyeur WWE Superstar/Diva porn. Michelle Obama somehow finds out about this and decides to exploit this to fulfill a fantasy of hers with Linda. The First Lady Of The WWE will face the consequences of her crimes unless she can beat The First Lady Of The United States in a Presidential Pardon Lingerie Ladder Match!

 

[Miko]

Ask him if he's got any Obama vs Donald Trump, if thats not his kind of thing I'll settle for Sarah Palin vs Hilary Clinton

 

[Coco]

Match list and roster for his first major show forthcoming.

 

[Coco]

EFW Roster

Tag Teams

Geek Squad (Felicia Day/Olivia Munn) (F)
Hellbound (Jenny Wade/Emma Caufield) (H)
I-Spy (Jennifer Garner/Yvonne Strahovski) (F)
Sex Kittens (Nichole Van Croft/Katy Perry) (H)
Spirit Squad (Diana Agron/Naya Rivera) (F)
The Co-Edibles (Gillian Jacobs/Allison Brie) (F)
High Society (Rachel Bilson/Mila Kunis) (H)


Roster

Allison Scagliotti (F)
Anna Paquin (F)
Bianca Beauchamp (F)
Christy Hemme (F)
Emily Deschanel (F)
Emma Stone (F)
Hayden Panetierre (F)
Heather Morris (F)
Keeley Hazell (F)
Sarah Michelle Gellar (F)
Zooey Deschanel (F)
Cali Logan (T)
Kat Dennings (T)
Kate Voegele (T)
Kristen Bell (T)
Natalie Portman (T)
Amanda Righetti (H)
Elena Satine (H)
Eliza Dushku (H)
Emma Roberts (H)
Jennifer Love Hewitt (H)
Kaley Cuoco (H)
Kristen Kruek (H)
Lea Michelle (H)
Penelope Cruz (H)
Trish Stratus (H)

....

 

[ABMorales787]

It'd be un-American not to.

Why is there a Japanese cartoon on what is supposed to be an all-american themed meme?

 

[Uncle Chester]

Invest in it. This can be HUGE.