So now it's clear why JGlass the red nose Devils Fan wasn't allowed to play in IDR, Hatehabs, and LSN's reindeer games: they were afraid of the New Jersey Devils. They had every right to be: the Devils went into the playoffs with a ton of momentum, they're rocking the best goalie in the history of the sport, and they have the best roster from top to bottom. They may have been the 6th seed, but they had all the talent of a one seed.
So I was shut out. They didn't want to let me play because they knew the risk they would be taking if I was allowed in on their game: certain defeat. It turns out they made a good decision, but I want what's rightfully mine: the right to change their names and avatars.
I'll be nice since I wasn't formally invited to play: you're allowed to keep your avatars. Your names, however, are not safe.
The Penguins fan, LSN- LSN's Penguins were unceremoniously defeated in the first round by the Flyers (whom the Devils would go onto thrash). His Stanley Cup dreams were short lived, but the good news is: I like him more than I like IDR or hatehabs. Therefore, I want you to change your name to "LSN4," which is the amount of Stanley Cup Championships I hope the Devils have after this season.
The Bruins fan, hatehabs- The defending champions couldn't make it out of the first round after they lost game 7 in overtime to the Washington Capitals. I was actually watching that game in a bar in Boston, and I didn't hesitate to throw my arms in the air when the B's were knocked out of the playoffs. Hatehabs, on the other hand, has only been to Boston once in his adult life. I know this because one time he PM'd me and asked me for suggestions on things to do in Boston when he took his family here on location.
Now lord knows habs and I have had our differences, but I don't think he's such a bad guy, just kind of a tool. As such, the punishment should fit the crime, so I think his name should be changed to "Bostonsux". He can change it back to hatehabsforever just in time for football season, because let's face it, the Red Sox aren't doing shit.
And finally...
The Rangers fan, It's Damn Real!- Not only is It's Damn Real! a Rangers fan, which automatically warrants the harshest of punishments, he was a total jackwagon about shutting me out of this little contest. Prior to that he was a self-proclaimed pillar of maturity in the bar room, refusing to answer simple questions about his meet up with Rayne as well as burying the NJexus crew as being immature.
So for IDR, I would like him to change his name to "Devils > Rangers Forever". If the ">" symbol isn't allowed, then you can go with "Devilsfan4life".
But there's a catch for you, IDR: You shut me out of this competition on the grounds that I didn't post in the NHL thread in the Sports Stadium. Well since you're so proud of your work with the NHL in the Sports Stadium, then why don't you make a thread about why the Devils are better than the Rangers and are more deserving of going to the Stanley Cup Finals? If you do that, you can keep your precious name.
And that's all for now folks. I anxiously await LSN, hatehabs, and IDR's replies.
Let's go Devils!