It's Time To Face The Facts About John Cena

[Cena's Little Helper]

Have you ever had a strong suspicion about John Cena's origins and the fact that he shares the same initials with the Almighty's son? This, my brothers and sisters, is no mere coincidence.

Why do you think think that, when he taunts his opponents with a U Can't C Me gesture, he does so with his palms facing inward? It's clearly to hide the stigmata. Given his humility and ambivalence towards being found out as the Messiah, he also convinced Vincent K. McMahon to postpone Wrestlemania XXIX by a week. Why, you ask? So the beginning of the World Domination Tour wouldn't coincide with Easter Sunday.

God's chosen one is coming back to claim the WWE title, and there's nothing any of us can about it.

 

[Dirk]

I'd green rep you, if it wasn't so blesphemous

 

[i'm a cm punk girl]

 

[Miko]

Being booed is nothing to the man that died for our sins

 

[Papa Pillman]

Being booed is nothing to the man that died for our sins

He's all: "Forgive them father, for they know not what they do".

 

[Alex]

And on the third day he rose again, hit an Attitude Adjustment and won.

 

[Wolf Pac]

He's not taunting his opponents with his U Can't See Me gesture, he's healing them because they're blind.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Oh God no! I think you might be right!

 

[The Butcher]

To quote Caiaphas from Jesus Christ Superstar as he spoke to Jesus about his followers being a nuisance:

Tell the rabble to be quiet
We anticipate a riot
This common crowd
Is much too loud
Tell the mob who sing your song
That they are fools and they are wrong
They are a curse
They should disperse

I believe it's much more applicable for WWE's JC and his followers.

 

[Coco]

You're so 2006, tdigs.

And I love it.

 

[Shocky]

I would like to say John Cena Appreciation Week appreciates this thread.