Ironic Deaths.
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Serious Mozzarella
Special Victims Unit
"GoldDust dies from a allergic reaction to the gold face paint"
"lawler see's the most amazing puppies ever and dies of puppy shock"
"Cena dies after doing a wrestling move"
"ric flair after he felt from the ladder in the money in the bank ladder match"
Come on, a lot of these aren't even funny OR ironic.
"lawler see's the most amazing puppies ever and dies of puppy shock"
"Cena dies after doing a wrestling move"
"ric flair after he felt from the ladder in the money in the bank ladder match"
Come on, a lot of these aren't even funny OR ironic.
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dxrules2
Guest
How bout if Black Reign dies from rat poison
FoxyLovesLauren
Dark Match Jobber
That's not wise, Mr Reign! (take a minute to think about that)
Now I don't have a particularly vivid imagination so please excuse me from the majority of the following being either 1) not funny or ironic, 2) utter shit, 3) both.
- Matt Hardy dying after receiving his "I Will Not Die" shirt from WWE Shop
- Matt Hardy dying from having no appendix (and no, I don't know how that'd work)
- Finlay dying in a Belfast Brawl
- Stone Cold Steve Austin dying from hyperthermia
- Jeff Hardy dying when a 9mm bullet actually flies out the end of his fingers and into his mouth
- Montel Vontavious Porter dying after colliding with a porter's trolley in a hotel lobby
- Carlito dying upon realising he's not cool
- DH Smith dying after being attacked and robbed of his 'roids by a raging bulldog
- Hacksaw Jim Duggan dying from a hacksaw accident
- Jimmy Wang Yang dying after being violently lassoed by a Cowboy
- Teddy Long dying from a heart attack
- Balls Mahoney dying from testicular cancer
- Boogeyman dying from being eaten by the Boogeyman
- Boogeyman being killed by Little Boogeyman
- Kevin Thorn dying from a rose thorn
- Lance Storm dying in a storm
- Cherry dying from choking on a cherry (clean version)
- Cherry dying from having her cherry popped (dirty version)
I'm pretty confident that's enough to bore every ounce of FUCK out of everyone and I can't be bothered to think of any more, so I'll leave it there.
FoxyLovesLauren
Dark Match Jobber
In addition to my previous post above, here's number two; THE TIM WHITE SPECIAL
Tim White dying from:
- Shooting himself with a shotgun, accidentally shooting himself in the foot
- Ingesting rat poison
- Hanging himself
- Electrocuting himself with a toaster inside a tub full of water
- Slitting his wrist with a razor blade
- Suffocating himself with a Ziploc Bag
- Drowning himself in a fish tank by using a chain with a brick attached
- Shooting himself with a pistol to the head
- Getting hit by oncoming traffic on a street in Trenton, New Jersey
- Drinking mad cow disease
- Strangling himself with a telephone cord while on the phone with the suicide hotline
- Pumping an exhaust pipe into a car while sitting inside
- Trying to cut his head off in a sharp fan
- Holding a sign saying "Hitman", attracting him to get shot by a sniper
Tim White dying from:
- Shooting himself with a shotgun, accidentally shooting himself in the foot
- Ingesting rat poison
- Hanging himself
- Electrocuting himself with a toaster inside a tub full of water
- Slitting his wrist with a razor blade
- Suffocating himself with a Ziploc Bag
- Drowning himself in a fish tank by using a chain with a brick attached
- Shooting himself with a pistol to the head
- Getting hit by oncoming traffic on a street in Trenton, New Jersey
- Drinking mad cow disease
- Strangling himself with a telephone cord while on the phone with the suicide hotline
- Pumping an exhaust pipe into a car while sitting inside
- Trying to cut his head off in a sharp fan
- Holding a sign saying "Hitman", attracting him to get shot by a sniper
Batista's arm spasms go terribly wrong and he ends up choking himself.
The legend killer kills himself to add one more to his list.
HHH gets killed by an assasin.
Candice Michelle gets uncontrable spasms in her hips after doing her entry with all the thrusts.
The sandman dies after hitting himself in the head with the beer can and suffering dramatic blood loss.
Hornswaggle dies after trying to punch big daddy V and getting sucked in by the blubber.
The worlds strongest man is killed by the worlds strongest women.
Snitsky looks in a mirror.
John Cena gets gang bashed.
The great khali dies after *********ing and putting on too much pressure.
Crime time gets the death penalty.
Ok, thats enough for now.
The legend killer kills himself to add one more to his list.
HHH gets killed by an assasin.
Candice Michelle gets uncontrable spasms in her hips after doing her entry with all the thrusts.
The sandman dies after hitting himself in the head with the beer can and suffering dramatic blood loss.
Hornswaggle dies after trying to punch big daddy V and getting sucked in by the blubber.
The worlds strongest man is killed by the worlds strongest women.
Snitsky looks in a mirror.
John Cena gets gang bashed.
The great khali dies after *********ing and putting on too much pressure.
Crime time gets the death penalty.
Ok, thats enough for now.
FoxyLovesLauren
Dark Match Jobber
Big Daddy V dies when his tits suffocate him in his sleep
HBK-aholic
Shawn Michaels ❤
LMAO I've always wondered what would happen when Orton becomes that much of a legend.
Bernkastel
Reaper of Miracles
I don't think Becca Swanson could kill Mark Henry, well she could, but not on her power alone. Maybe if she had a gun
bigtymerjdawg
New Member
1. Umaga gets crushed by a bulldozer while in Somoa
2. Carlito chokes on an apple
3. Tazz gets choked out by the towel he wears on his head
4. Stone Cold dies of alcohol poisoning
5. KoKo B Ware gets pecked to death by a Macaw
2. Carlito chokes on an apple
3. Tazz gets choked out by the towel he wears on his head
4. Stone Cold dies of alcohol poisoning
5. KoKo B Ware gets pecked to death by a Macaw
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1337
Guest
- Tommy Dreamer dies in his sleep
- New Jack dies after being bladed by someone and flinching thus slicing an artery in his forehead (Mass Transit reference)
- Team 3D dying during an X-division match due to exhaustion and dehydration
- Human Tornado dying in a hurricane
- Mark Henry dying due to rapid weight loss caused by tapeworms
- Big Daddy V dying while having breast reduction surgery
- New Jack dies after being bladed by someone and flinching thus slicing an artery in his forehead (Mass Transit reference)
- Team 3D dying during an X-division match due to exhaustion and dehydration
- Human Tornado dying in a hurricane
- Mark Henry dying due to rapid weight loss caused by tapeworms
- Big Daddy V dying while having breast reduction surgery
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solid shake
Guest
morella dies in Best Buy while buying the condemned.
-CM Punk dieing of a drug overdose, while visiting a brothel.
-Sharkboy dieing of a sea-food allergy.
-Kane dieing from spontanious human combustion.
-The Undertaker legitimately dies then reserrects, on RAW of all places.
-B. Brian Blair Dieing after being severly 'humbled' by the Iron Sheik.
-Sharkboy dieing of a sea-food allergy.
-Kane dieing from spontanious human combustion.
-The Undertaker legitimately dies then reserrects, on RAW of all places.
-B. Brian Blair Dieing after being severly 'humbled' by the Iron Sheik.
What's with the brothel? He's not Straight Vag.
He's aparently against promiscuous sex (prosies etc).
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solid shake
Guest
What if lesnar dies by k.o. by frank mir?
-Hornswoggle murdered by a real leprochaun.
-Boogieman is eaten from the inside out, by semi-digested worms.
-Umaga gets captured, boiled alive, then eaten by Kamala.
-Kamala gets hunted, killed, stuffed and mounted by Skinner.
-Skinner dies of a stroke after the shocking discovery that someone remembered that gimmick.
-Boogieman is eaten from the inside out, by semi-digested worms.
-Umaga gets captured, boiled alive, then eaten by Kamala.
-Kamala gets hunted, killed, stuffed and mounted by Skinner.
-Skinner dies of a stroke after the shocking discovery that someone remembered that gimmick.
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redx619
Guest
y2j dies after a wall breaks down and falls on him
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Pedigree
Guest
Bret Hart dying after being pronounced dead and then being buried and suffocating in his coffin. HE WAS SCREWED
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patdazzo
Guest
Hornswoggle gets pumped up on HGH, some how gets to Andre The Giant's size, gets repackaged as "Andre's bastard son" and eventually dies of congestive heart failure :/.
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