Ironic Deaths.

[NIGuy]

13. The Smoking Gunns being shot.

Actually that is quite ironic as Bart Gunns son was shot dead just before christmas.

1)The Goon swallows a hockey puck
2) Scott Stiner dies of lack of steroids in his system
3) John Cena in battle after he joins the Marines
4) Vinnie Jones kills Austin

 

[snowcone]

I know that eveyone knows the u are going to slip in the god damn shower and u will R.I.P!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So dont me aying anything about other beach!!!!!!!!!!!!


P.S.: If your not down with it i got to words for ya "SUCK IT"

 

[Father:_Polley]

neither'd be a good way to go though. seroquel the od's due to lack of tolerance. lithium u can od by not drinking enough. but this is a wrestling forum and i'd a pharmacy exam today and not in mood to go into the use of anti-psychotics lol

 

[Father:_Polley]

are there a lot of people with typing tourettes here...cos some of these posts make no sense.

 

[tony9191]

val venis dying of aids from doing so much porn!

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

Ok here are my picks

The Rock Dying from his eyebrow catching fire
Stone Cold Dying after he accidentlly sits down to fast from performing a stunner and ends up with chronic piles
Vince dying from seeing his grand daughter doing her farthers signature hands in the air ahhhhhh(triple H pose)
Stephanie Dies because her boobs got soo big she cant lift them anymore and develops chronic back pain
Val Venis dies due to lack of push
Hogan Dies from being in the spotlight too long it made him go orange and develop skin cancer
Test dies from taking too much roids

 

[Guy]

- Kane dying from the fire in his entrance

- Tommy Dreamer dying in his sleep. Either that or him dying right as ECW makes its huge awaited return

- Khali being crushed to death by a semi truck

- London killing McMahon by giving him the death eye

- Max Moon dying while on the moon

 

[Unrated Superstar]

Wow, that one's not even ironic, let alone funny...

How's it not ironic? Her god awful singing ultimately does her in. As far as being funny...that may be debatable, but not every death posted on this thread has been funny anyway...at least that one was creative.

 

[Father:_Polley]

i don't think simon'd kill her tho. i think her voice would shatter a chandelier and the glass would stab her to death. or some1 could (this is a suggestion to impressionable minds) rip her vocal cords out?!?! pls???

 

[Colamania]

Chris Daniels, while acting as the angel Gabriel in a local nativity, falls from the stage onto his head, dying from a broken neck.

The Fallen Angel?

 

[Bernkastel]

Beth Phoenix get set on fire, burns up and dies, and doesn't come back to life

 

[cuckfena]

Undertaker gets buried alive
Cena dies after doing a wrestling move
Chris Daniels chokes on a curry
The cruiserweight title gets killed by vince as he only likes big men.
Shit thats already happened!

 

[Colamania]

A boulder falls from a mountain and crushes Dwayne Johnson.

He didn't smell what that Rock was cooking!

 

[Father:_Polley]

scott taylor dies from hyperthermia

 

[Colamania]

MVP gets his back broken from the weight of the chains around his neck. Same for Ashley and her 42 DDD's.

 

[kennywry666]

Beth Phoenix get set on fire, burns up and dies, and doesn't come back to life

By far best death posted. Also another good one would be Tajiri getting cut with a saw.

 

[Bernkastel]

Bryan Danielson gets killed by a Komodo Dragon

CM Punk crushed by an Anaconda

Big Daddy V dies of starvation

 

[undertaker2305]

i think the only one who will dies this year is ric flair after he felt from the ladder in the money in the bank ladder match

 

[jerichoholic1991]

mr. kennedy gets assasinated?? (like jf kennedy)

triple h's nose becomes so big..his neck cant support the weight n eventually dies from chronic pain

ric flair gets chopped to death

batistas veins burst when he is shaking the ropes signaling batista bomb

batista GETS bombed

everyone in dx gets aids and dies from 'sucking it' and contracting aids

i no the kennedy one isnt exactly ironic, but yer..

 

[kennywry666]

So i love how everybody just stops posting.

 

[hatehabsforever]

How about Big Daddy V dying of breast cancer?

 

[MattJay177]

1. Snitsky dying while brushing his teeth
2. Randy Orton kills himself after a 2 year long title run lol legend killer
3. Vince Mcmahon actually dying after his limo explodes
4. GoldDust dies from a allergic reaction to the gold face paint
5. BoogyMan dies from choking on worms

 

[Starchild]

Big Daddy V manages to get even bigger and implodes.
Jeff Hardy finally wins the WWE title that he deserves and fans want, then on his way out the ring promptly slips and falls over the top rope to the floor, breaking his neck.
Elijah Burke gets a push and dies of shock.

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

Elijah Burke gets a push and dies of shock.

I loved that comment lol, man its soo true

Ok heres my ironicdeaths

Mark Henry dies trying to blink
Edge dies after finding out his wife cheated on him with matt hardy
angle dies trying to get into mma
lex luger dies after eating his weight in steroids
sting dies after getting hit by a scorpian

 

[solid shake]

lawler see's the most amazing puppies ever and dies of puppy shock