Ironic Deaths.

[Father:_Polley]

Given the somewhat morbid sense of humour in the Death List post, i'm looking for suggestions as to the most ironic way a superstar could eventually die. (for all those who will brand me as sick... please not this is for fun and i do not wish anything on anybody).

My suggestion... vince's limo actually exploding and killing him for real. how long would it be before people believed that 1 2nd time around?

 

[Derf]

Although I still think it sucks, Eddie Guerreros death happened at a pretty ironic time. He just had his last PPV match not only in the main event, but on his birthday. How many people get to Main Event a PPV on their birthdays? And the fact that it was mear days after him being 4 years clean, and of course his last match, he won the typical Eddie Guerrero way, as opposed to losing, or winning by pinfall. I'm still upset he lost, but if your going out on top, no one could have done better.

 

[Papa Shango]

I've already said it before on the Death List, but I'll repeat it.

The Hardcore Legend Terry Funk is gonna slip and fall in the shower.

Also, I think it'd just be ironic in general for Matt Hardy to just drop dead.

 

[G-Cartel]

The Rock dying in a bull riding accident or Stone Cold getting poisoned by a snake...or Mick Foley falling off of his roof while tryin 2 get the xmas decorations down.

 

[Unrated Superstar]

How about Steve Austin, The Sandman, or ODB dying of alcohol poisoning?

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Nick Dinsmore getting hit in the head and suffering massive brain damage... not a death, but pretty ironic.

 

[Bernkastel]

Candice Michelle dies on the operating table while getting fake muscle implants with another nose job

 

[samus500]

Val Venis getting his genetalia cut off (for real this time) and dying of blood loss.

 

[kennywry666]

Chris Benoit - gets massive brain damage from diving headbutts, and then killing his.... oh wait. SHIT!

John Cena (Black Gimmick) - gets shot by a bunch of thugs.

Jericho - gets attacked by a lion (referring to his lion heart gimmick)

Mae Younge - dies of old age

Undertaker, gets buried alive, but doesn't come back out this time.

J.R - BBQ accident like on the movie Final Destination 2.

Kevin Thorn/Judis Masius - Suck someones blood who had HIV/AIDS

Jeff Hardy - Falls Off ladder.

God, I could go all day.

(in no way do i condone with any of these deaths, nor do i wish any of them would die. except Cena. seriosuly.. i wish that had happened (its okay now, he realized he isnt black, but back then, make like 50 Cent and get shot 9 times.)

 

[Guy]

- CM Punk dying of a drug overdose

- Terry Funk dying while sleeping

- The Rock dying while filming a movie

- Ric Flair dying in another plane cash

- David Flair dying after he sees his god-awful WWE titantron
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gSqb0Jc8LM

- The Iron Sheik dying of being stranded in the Sahara Desert

- Vince Russo dying after a crowd of angry smarks jump him in an alley

- Jeff Hardy dying while he puts on a spot-free match

- JBL dying after the Blue Meanie threatens and shoots him with a gun due to JBL busting him open on ECW One Night Stand '05

- Triple H dying when he gets buried alive by the people he buried in the ring

- Matt Hardy committing suicide after Lita reconciles and leaves him once more

- The Sandman having a heart attack seconds after finishing a Mountain Dew

- Senshi getting killed by one of Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks

 

[Shocky]

Owen 3:16 Says I just Broke Your Neck, too true, too true.

 

[Bernkastel]

where's the photo?

 

[Joepjr92]

Dustin Rdodes- severe schizophrenia

Gregroy Helms- a terrible hurricane hits his home

Deuce and/or Domino- gets hit by a train on the other side of the tracks

Rey Mysterio- trap door in entrance doesn't open

Snitsky- chokes to death on a foot

Sharkboy- eaten by a shark

Hornswoggle- Big Daddy V sits on him

 

[Bernkastel]

wow can severe schizophrenia kill someone? your going to have to explain that one.

 

[Evan Snow-Wolf]

*Batista dying of Ovarian Cancer.

*Mark Henry beaten to death by a Silverback Gorilla at the zoo.

*Edge bleeding to death.

*Shawn Michaels killed by a religion zealot.

*Austin getting cut by shattered glass.

*The Rock having a boulder dropped on him.

*Kurt Angle breaking his neck.

 

[Bernkastel]

How could Batista get ovarian cancer?

 

[BooCocky]

How could Batista get ovarian cancer?

I was gonna ask the same thing...

Yes, how could Batista get ovarian cancer?

 

[Lil Wes]

Candice Michelle dies on the operating table while getting fake muscle implants with another nose job

Hilarious.

Repped.

 

[Bernkastel]

He could get testicular cancer, thats the male version of ovarian cancer

 

[BooCocky]

all those steroids probably gave him some shrinkage.

Well i know he could still get testicular cancer, but o well.


I think Stephanie Mcmahon will die by getting poked in the eye by HHH's huge nose, causing massive blood loss.

 

[Lil Wes]

Prolly while he's corking her and got too close.

Hacksaw will die when a hoe beats him with a 2x4.

 

[BooCocky]

Prolly while he's corking her and got too close.

Hacksaw will die when a hoe beats him with a 2x4.

I was thinking that, but i wanted to keep it censored, and let the minds think what they want.

Alright, Hornswoggle gets the grip of death by Khali...

Apparently he wont be so magical after that.

 

[Bernkastel]

Michelle McCool will die when she loses so much weight and becomes so thin again, her body eats itself

 

[BooCocky]

But I like Michelle Mccol.

Jonathan Coachman will die of boredom, for putting up with Michael Cole for 2 hours.

 

[Lil Wes]

Randy Orton will be killed by The Legend: Zorro.