I can read considering I do a law and business degree at university. I have an A level in English Language and one of the topics I did was about language that you use whilst using technology and how it is accepted to most people to talk informally but then you have some people who think that they're "better" because they talk properly in full English. I am only speaking like this at the precise moment in time to prove that in fact I am actually quite educated and it proves without a shadow of doubt I can actually read.
Also, my life is good. Like I said I do a degree, I go out drinking a lot, have good friends, have a good girlfriend, good family and I enjoy wrestling, hence why I have an account on this site. But whenever I try to start a discussion on this site I get people like you who think they're something behind a computer screen and I know for a fact if it was in person you wouldn't dare say a word to me.