IMPACT Wrestling LD - All Dates

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When ODB is your star, you know you're in trouble.

And now for my weekly statement of how gorgeous Brandi Rhodes really is.

 

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We're miles from Taryn/Kim here.

 

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Well, again, TNA fans have proven that they're going to watch no matter what so they might as well bring in whatever cheap talent they can.

 

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So wait do the announcers get to draft anyone they want or to the people have to agree?

 

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Super glad to see James Storm back as the cowboy.

 

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Well, again, TNA fans have proven that they're going to watch no matter what so they might as well bring in whatever cheap talent they can.

There's a difference between cheap talent and cheap. Talent. That fat beer belly broad looked like a random fan from the park they stuck in tights. Wrestled like it, too.

 

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There's a difference between cheap talent and cheap. Talent. That fat beer belly broad looked like a random fan from the park they stuck in tights. Wrestled like it, too.

Yeah well what else are they supposed to? Go out and recruit good talent and sign them up? Who would be crazy enough to sign with TNA and be followed by F*%& THAT OWL chants for the next year?

 

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That Brown Bag Special really is great. If I bought merchandise, that woul dbe near the top of my list.

 

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Some of the talent they've brought in is good. The new LAX guys, Konley, Marshe Rockett, and Reno Scum are fine.

These random scrubs are not.

 

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Has Andrew Everett ever seen the inside of a gym in his life? I'm betting not.

 

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We're still going with "Helms Dynasty"? Why? There's only one member.

 

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Some of the talent they've brought in is good. The new LAX guys, Konley, Marshe Rockett, and Reno Scum are fine.

These random scrubs are not.

I'd still like to hear some promos from these guys, or even some vignettes. But no, we need Karen Jarrett doing her best Stephanie McMahon impression instead.

 

[klunderbunker]

We're still going with "Helms Dynasty"? Why? There's only one member.

That's the ide they've come up with and you can't ask them to do something else.

Rockett's shirt looks like it has a staple remover design.

 

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Can we PLEASE get to the eight man tag so the announcers can be at ringside instead of on commentary?

 

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Didn't they say the match was next week?

 

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Didn't they say the match was next week?

Yeah but the teams are revealed tonight.

 

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"The Lone Wolf" Davey Richards... with Angelina Love.

I don't think you guys understand what "lone" means.

 

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I don't think they know what a lot of things mean. Like wrestling for instance.

 

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Well at least it got time.

 

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....what was that?

 

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Veterans of war? After they finally bringing Gunner and Crimson together!?

 

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Hang on I just grabbed screen shots. One of those is 100% Gunner.

 

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I've heard worse ideas.

 

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Just keep Chris Melendez the FUCK away from this. Ditto Jesse Neal.

If you recall, I've been pining for a military-themed Gunner/X tag for a while. I think I even asked for Gunner/Crimson specifically a few years ago when Gunner came back and re-debuted with his military theme.

Note the Airborne tattoo on the right forearm. It's 100% Gunner and Crimson.

Also, OK, Fury is confirmed Kongo Kong.