Impact UK LD

[Uncle Sam]

WrestleTalk TV? What fresh hell is this?

 

[Danger Burger]

The skinny guy with the mustache? Seems legit!

If he'd said he had a motorbike and a gang of thugs, I bet he would have done better in the gut check segment!

Anybody stay on challenge and find a new wrestling show on instead of crystal maze? I wanted crystal maze, but an interview with jericho is good too!!

 

[Danger Burger]

WrestleTalk TV? What fresh hell is this?

Things are looking up!

 

[Uncle Sam]

The finest active wrestler today? Git tae fuck.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I wish a less ugly man had interviewed Chris Jericho, or at least a better dressed one.

 

[Danger Burger]

Atleast this inteview isnt two months old... should i check for a wrestletalkTV LD or are we cool here?

 

[Danger Burger]

I wish a less ugly man had interviewed Chris Jericho, or at least a better dressed one.

It looks like a badly shot scene of a business man type visiting his drug dealer only to find him in a state of existential crisis...

 

[Uncle Sam]

Hahaha! It does! If that bloke showed up to interview me, I'd think I was on Brass Eye.

 

[Danger Burger]

He does a very nice "I understand" nod... its almost convincing, but he's totally lost! He heard yoghurt when Jericho said yoga, look at him drooling!

 

[Uncle Sam]

I was actually impressed with how he just let Jericho talk, the scruffy fucker.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Jonathan Ross? Fuuuuuuuck!

 

[Danger Burger]

More to come AND an interview with hogan, who is this junkie? And why is this show hosted from a bedroom? Does he think he's in ECW??

 

[Danger Burger]

This music is too emotional, i'm on the edge of my seat!

That guy getting the pin was the highlight of my life, fuck challenge!

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm starting to like him, the little ruffian.

One of these indie wrestlers looks well like 2003 CM Punk, down to the trunks.

 

[Danger Burger]

I saw! Owen hart was there too! Luchadors look class when you film everything on a revolving camera!

 

[Danger Burger]

Colt who?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Screen blur! Just like the attitude era.

 

[Барбоса]

So that is what happened to Jodi Fleisch

 

[Uncle Sam]

Fuck me, that looked painful!

 

[Danger Burger]

FATALITY.

 

[Danger Burger]

Screw that low cut t-shirt and suit jacket, i wanna knife that guy!

 

[Uncle Sam]

You're right. When you're right, you're right. You're right.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Likes Jericho? Hates AJ? Fuck these *****.

 

[Danger Burger]

I love wrestling experts and outdated television.

 

[Danger Burger]

Likes Jericho? Hates AJ? Fuck these *****.

He wouldnt know talent if it... eh... Yeah fuck that guy!


"A barometer of passion" what the fuck does that mean!