I'm Watching SmackDown - And Apprently Nobody Else Is

[Uncle Sam]

There will be spoilers ahead. Oh, you best believe there will be spoilers ahead. Stop mousing over the thread. You can't see this, can you? No, you can't. Tremendous.

Right, Booker T. I just marked out. Then I marked in when Kelly Kelly came out and started saying things. No idea what she said; I couldn't stand more than five seconds of it. It could be Kaitlyn, come to think of it. When will they learn? Women ruin wrestling. Either get your tits out or fuck off, love.

/Andy Gray

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

I've seen it already. Not a bad show.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Alberto needs a shave.

 

[The Doctor]

Currently on the Alberto segment. Book is awesome on commentary.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I thought Triple H had come back for a second. Turns out it's a From The Vault section.

 

[Tastycles]

I thought Triple H had come back for a second. Turns out it's a From The Vault section.

Ditto, I was all, why is Chavo Guerrero on TV talking about Triple H. Where's Booker T gone?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Booker T's commentary is, um, variable:

"He's gonna do it. He's gonna do it! HE'S GONNA DO IT!"

 

[Tastycles]

To raise a million pound, we'll have to buy 20 million packets of crisps. You're taking the piss Walkers.

 

[Lee]

lol Kaitlin

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Booka is definately a good contrast to Cole as unlike Striker he isn't afraid to blaitantly shoot the man down, where is striker now anywho?

For me nobody has done a better job in the last couple of weeks than Kelly Kelly, but that doesn't mean a great deal, before now I didn't rate her a damn bit so it might be the fact she actually has character impressing me, she sounded good in the opening segment and was convincing in the last.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Kelly Kaitlyn's doing more bad acting, exacerbated by Edge talking unusually quietly. That was appalling.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Just realised I misspelled apparently. Oh, piss.

Why is Hornswoggle out here? To win Tastycles more bets, no doubt. Also, he has the mind of a child because he's a midget, apparently.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

What made me laugh was Josh Matthews explaining Hornswoggle to Booker, completely ignoring the fact that Finlay (which by association meant Hornswoggle) was part of Booker's Court in 2006.

 

[Tastycles]

Kaitlyn Kaitlyn is going to be an embarassment.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I have a Coke in the freezer. I'm gonna go get it and then watch Alberto Del Rio be a bit more smug.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Could Del Rio be any less smug?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Kelly Kelly has a real butter face, as I think they say.

 

[Tastycles]

I have a Coke in the freezer. I'm gonna go get it and then watch Alberto Del Rio be a bit more smug.

I drank your 19th beer yesterday. You drove a hard bargain there, let me tell you.

 

[Tastycles]

This is either not The Undertaker or they have completely misunderstood the character of The Undertaker.

 

[Uncle Sam]

That beer cost more than the Royal Rumble.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Kelly Kelly has a real butter face, as I think they say.

They do say that.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Hey, look, it's that bird that voices Lisa Simpson. The one whose face looks like it's trying to implode.

 

[Tastycles]

Kaitlyn?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Listening to Cole, Booker and Matthews try to sell The Chaperone made my balls climb back up inside me to die, I think.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

The first half of that trailer made me want to see it. The second half made me not want to see it.