I'm Composing A Suicide Note

[DirtyJosé]

Hardly the same thing though is it? your going to make sure people don't remember him. I'm going to change my name to coco on this forum and ruin his reputation................bitch....

Can someone red rep him for me?

 

[latino World order]

Instead of hacking your body like a Mr. Potato Head, hang yourself while standing atop an tall ice block in a hot room, and pray that shit melts quickly.

 

[JGlass]

But I would deprive him of the thrill of writing the note. You killing yourself. Now that is a favor.

Did I hit your dog with my car or something? Seriously man, out of nowhere you come at me like a 15 year old girl. I promise, I didn't know you like liked Timmy when I kissed him during phys. ed, I just thought you liked him.

 

[DirtyJosé]

It's SD, mang. Let him go home and jerk off his dead cockatoo.

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

Did I hit your dog with my car or something? Seriously man, out of nowhere you come at me like a 15 year old girl. I promise, I didn't know you like liked Timmy when I kissed him during phys. ed, I just thought you liked him.

Guess you shouldn't have been such a **** during phys. ed then

 

[JGlass]

It's SD, mang. Let him go home and jerk off his dead cockatoo.

Shhh... once you get him to mention male genitalia you win. I think we can all agree this tells us a little something about shattered dreams... not that there's anything wrong with what he's into.

 

[gd]

Mash this thread with the Erotic Literature thread from last night and you would have comedy gold!

That thread is completely serious and intended for the mature discussion between other forum members who share my passion for erotic lit.

 

[JGlass]

I'd also like to point out that Hollis will forever live on in Saboteur's RPs, as I plan to make mentions to him in literally ever RP from here to the bitter end.

Guess you shouldn't have been such a **** during phys. ed then

You shouldn't knock phys ed. ****s. You would have never been conceived if your mom didn't go into Coach Evan's office to "discuss her running technique."

 

[Taker Sucks]

I'd also like to point out that Hollis will forever live on in Saboteur's RPs, as I plan to make mentions to him in literally ever RP from here to the bitter end.



You shouldn't knock phys ed. ****s. You would have never been conceived if your mom didn't go into Coach Evan's office to "discuss her running technique."

If only I could give you more rep

 

[JGlass]

If only I could give you more rep

Just one point of Deadman rep fills me with joy. The original spam master likes me...

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

You shouldn't knock phys ed. ****s. You would have never been conceived if your mom didn't go into Coach Evan's office to "discuss her running technique."

Someone really should have had a word with him about the regularity of discussions he had with the people in his class. Her running technique is above average at best............

 

[George Steele's Barber]

That thread is completely serious and intended for the mature discussion between other forum members who share my passion for erotic lit.

My bad. I highly suggest if you want to have a serious and mature discussion about erotic literature you should block me.

On that note, if you want to have a serious and mature conversation about anything you should block me.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Tell me why I should mention you. Those with the most compelling arguments make it in. Be sure to broach this situation as though there's a ceiling on the number of people I can mention in the note. As such, you should probably try to debunk arguments from others that might threaten your chances of making the cut before I make the cut.

If I'm not the reason you want to off yourself then I don't think we can be friends anymore.

 

[DirtyJosé]

You have friends?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

a few

 

[Coco]

Not me.

 

[Sully]

The ICP doesn't count.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Not me.

Thanks CoCo now I'm gonna go write a suicide note

 

[Coco]

Wow. I imagine if I'd unloaded both barrels you'd have skipped typing up that post to inform me of your intentions and gone straight to a bubble bath with your toaster.

 

[Sully]

Make sure you hold a picture of SNS' girlfriend while you do it Milenko, considering you like her so much.

 

[shattered dreams]

Did I hit your dog with my car or something?

How would I know? I detest people who are inattentive drivers though.

Seriously man, out of nowhere you come at me like a 15 year old girl.

When did I demand you stay away from my window?

I promise, I didn't know you like liked Timmy when I kissed him during phys. ed, I just thought you liked him.

PROTRUDING APPENDAGE!

 

[ABMorales787]

My jorts and Wolfpac shirt should be reason enough.

 

[Hulk Hogan's Brother]

I don't think that you can make a good arguement here. Nothing matters if you are dead.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Mention Milenko...it adds drama. Anything involving Milenko automatically adds drama.

Adding Milenko in anything makes anyone want to kill themselves.

Dear World,

For some reason Milenko is still alive, therefore I have decided I do not want to be apart of this world. Kthxbai

TGDB!

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

Huh. Monkey actually went through with it this time.