I'll Give You Rep and Lie Through My Teeth About How Great You Are, IF--

[Uncle Sam]

Hey. Listen. I'd tell you who C is, but I can't try to force it. It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.

 

[¡Roján!]

Ah, I get why I was close. C is Cody Rhodes. Yes, I win!

 

[Uncle Sam]

Ah, I get why I was close. C is Cody Rhodes. Yes, I win!

Yep. Lee would have been all over that.

I'm ashamed of this entire thing.

 

[Coco]

I thought I knew Sam.

 

[¡Roján!]

So, like, woo.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I thought I knew Sam.

Second chance for Lance Vance. Name my top three. Come on - this is an easy one.

 

[Coco]

Punk
Orton
Dee Brine

 

[¡Roján!]

...Mysterio.


Think, Coco, think.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Second chance for Lance Vance. Name my top three. Come on - this is an easy one.

Rhodes, Mysterio and Orton.

 

[¡Roján!]

I also think he has a strong feeling of love towards Christian.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Punk

Yes.

Orton

Yes!

Dee Brine

 

[Coco]

Well then, I'm going to go bury my head in the sand. Thanks for a lovely evening.

 

[Uncle Sam]

A: Christian
B: Henry
C: Orton
D: Mysterio

FunKay. FunKay, FunKay, Funkay. Oh, FunKay! You're so great with your... literacy. You can read and write and everything. As far as I can tell, your numeracy is also of quite a good standard. I bet you've got a GCSE in Maths.

I like it when you post live discussions that have pictures in them with a pleasing ratio. I mean, that's more the WWE's doing than yours, isn't it? Still.

I like that you come from a country that borders mine. It's, like, right there. If I wanted to go visit, say, Coco, I'd have to get a plane to Canada. If I wanted to visit you, I'd just have to, uh, get a plane to Scotland. So you've got convenience on your side.

As The Canadian might say, you're a pretty chill dude. But he also mentioned 'toxins' in relation to a chiropractor once, so, uh, I could be wildly wrong.

I said Rey-Rey, damn it. Nobody told me I had to be specific.

You're alright.

D: Cody Rhodes.

Rody Chodes?

A: Kofi Kingston.

Medal, now.

Ah, I get why I was close. C is Cody Rhodes. Yes, I win!

You're like a father to me. We've been through this before, but you really, truly are. When I scrape my knee, I want you there. When I want someone to cradle me and comfort me, I want you there. When it gets dark and I need someone to read me a bed time story, I want you there.

Come on, pa - let's go down to the fishing hole! We'll catch some fish and cook us a fine dinner. Afterwards, we can drink whiskey and shave. Then we can take our shirts off and wrestle.

If you could teach me about the birds and the bees, it'd really be appreciated.

A can't be John Morrison.

 

[CH David]

 

[Lee]

Dead.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Who wants to take a stab at my favourite Undertaker match of the year? I'll give you good odds!

 

[Барбоса]

They are all tied?

 

[Lee]

Too many to choose from.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Who wants to take a stab at my favourite Undertaker match of the year? I'll give you good odds!

Is it the dark tag team match that Nate saw before Mania?

 

[Hulk Hogan's Brother]

That probably came on whichever video game you like playing so like Lee said, it's too many to choose from.

 

[¡Roján!]

Wow. Creep.

 

[JGlass]

Who wants to take a stab at my favourite Undertaker match of the year? I'll give you good odds!

I'm gonna go with the one against Triple H. Since nobody said that one yet.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

B. Kevin Nash, fragile like ole' Willy and such grace.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Rep for everyone.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

I Love You