I'll Give You Rep and Lie Through My Teeth About How Great You Are, IF--

[¡Roján!]

D: Cody Rhodes.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I say one nice thing about Gabriel's lionsault and suddenly he's wrestler of the year material? My list is only eight people long. Fuck the metric system.

 

[Uncle Sam]

D: Cody Rhodes.

In the words of Paul Heyman, SO CLOSE YET SO FAR AWAY!

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Is A Sin Cara?

 

[¡Roján!]

In the words of Paul Heyman, SO CLOSE YET SO FAR AWAY!

Rody Chodes?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Is A Sin Cara?

Worst Wrestler of the Year
THE "WHAT, THEY DON'T TEACH YOU HOW TO WRESTLE IN MEXICO?" AWARD
Matt Morgan
Michael Cole
Sin Cara​

Oddly enough, no. Yeah, I'm one of those guys. We'll work our way to the correct high flyer eventually. Hint - it's not Hunico.

 

[¡Roján!]

A: Kofi Kingston.

Medal, now.

 

[Coco]

Kofi Kingston?

 

[Uncle Sam]

No, no, no. He's much less black than Kofi, but he's not Evan Bourne. And he does flips. Have I narrowed the field enough yet?

 

[¡Roján!]

Look at Coco and I fighting for dads attention. So endearing.

 

[Coco]

Styles

 

[CH David]

A can't be John Morrison.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

A is Heath Slater?

 

[¡Roján!]

Fuckin' Trent Baretta.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Styles

Unfortunately not.

A can't be John Morrison.

Now I feel like a cunt because it is. Oh well - we'll both have to live with it.

Hey, listen - I'd tell you who C is but I can't try to force it.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Why do I have some sharp feeling in my toes that B is Mason Ryan?

 

[Coco]

Dee Brine

 

[¡Roján!]

Give us a clue.

 

[CH David]

Now I feel like a cunt because it is. Oh well - we'll both have to live with it.

Hey, listen - I'd tell you who C is but I can't try to force it.

You're not a cunt. I feel dumb that it took me three guesses.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

You guys do realise that Sam has a list...right?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Morrison wasn't on my list. He's the only one of the four though.

 

[¡Roján!]

B is Yoshi Tatsu.

 

[CH David]

A. Morrison

B. Henry

C. -

D. Mysterio

Is this correct in what has been discovered so far, Sam?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Just to show where we've gotten with this:

A: John Morrison
B: Mark Henry
C: ???
D: Rey Mysterio

Edit: Great minds.

 

[Coco]

R-Truth